1968TV Variety
JUDY COLLINS, HAMILTON CAMP, FRED WILLARD & VIC GRECO
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SLATE PROD #007. 7-5-68
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OPENING SKETCH PAULSEN FOR PRESIDENT. PODIUM AND BIG PICTURE OF PAT PAULSEN. PAT PAULSEN COMES OUT AND MAKES SPEECH. TALKS ABOUT POLITICIANS BY USING ALLITERATION. GOES ON TO GIVE "SIMPLE ANSWERS" GIVES PLATITUDES, SHOTS AT OTHER CANDIDATES. PODIUM FALLS OVER. RIPS UP HIS SHIRT TO SHOW PATRIOTIC TATTOOS
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SHOW OPENS. AUDIENCE APPLAUDS. MUSICIANS SCATTERED THROUGHOUT AUDIENCE. GLEN CAMPBELL SINGS A FEW BARS OF "GENTLE ON MY MIND" AND INTRODUCES THE SHOW. GUESTS: JUDY COLLINS, GRECO & WILLARD, PAT PAULSEN, HAMILTON CAMP
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SUNBURST LOGO, SHOW LOGO AND VOICEOVER, SPONSOR WHEATIES BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
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COMMERCIAL FOR WHEATIES BY GENERAL MILLS. BEGINNING OF RACE FOR TRACK AND FIELD EVENTS. STARTING GUN, RUNNERS JUMPING HURDLES. BOB RICHARDS OLYMPIC CHAMPION POLE VAULTER FOR WHEATIES BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
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ANIMATED COMMERCIAL FOR BUGLES SNACKS. LITTLE CARTOON GIRL ON SEE-SAW, GOES UP AND STAYS UP IN THE AIR. BOY AND DOG ON LOWER END OF SEE-SAW. LITTLE GIRL TAKES OUT BOX OF BUGLES AND EATS SOME, CRUNCHING. DOG COMES UP SEE-SAW TO GET BUGLES, GIRL AND DOG GO DOWN
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ANNOUNCER INTRODUCES PRODUCER OF SHOW TOMMY SMOTHERS. TOMMY MAKES ANNOUNCEMENT THAT GLEN CAMPBELL HAS BEEN SIGNED TO A FIVE YEAR MOVIE CONTRACT WITH HAL WALLACE, INTRODUCES "NEWEST MOVIE STAR" GLEN CAMPBELL
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GLEN CAMPBELL
ACT NATURALLY
(live)
GLEN IN WHITE RHINESTONE STUDDED COWBOY OUTFIT
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GLEN INTRODUCES NEXT GUEST GRECO & WILLARD
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GRECO & WILLARD COMEDY ROUTINE. FRED WILLARD AND VIC GRECO. TWO MEN COME UP AND RECOGNIZE ONE ANOTHER, COMMUNICATE MONOSYLLABICALLY IN LAUGHTER
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DOOR CLOSES ON GRECO, WILLARD TELLS US HE'S WEARING A WRISTWATCH ON HIS ANKLE TO MESS WITH PEOPLE. GRECO COMES UP AND WILLARD TRIES TO GET HIM TO ASK WHAT TIME IT IS, KEEPS MENTIONING TIME, GRECO LOOKS AT A WRISTWATCH ON HIS OWN ANKLE
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GRECO & WILLARD AS LAWYER AND WITNESS, AGGRESSIVELY QUESTIONING WITNESS ABOUT A MURDER, ADMITS TO MURDER AFTER DENYING EVERY DETAIL
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WILLARD AS LOUNGE SINGERS. GRECO SAYS HE'S NOT WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR, SAYS TO CHANGE HIS STYLE, IT TURNS OUT HE'S A REVEREND AND THEY'RE IN CHURCH
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WILLARD ON PHONE GRECO IS THE RECEPTIONIST AT A FANCY HOTEL, CAN'T GET THROUGH TO WHO HE WANTS BECAUSE OF MISPRONOUNCING NAME, TURNS OUT THAT IT'S ACTUALLY GRECO'S CHARACTER
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THEY TAKE SEAT IN AUDIENCE. ROUTINE ENDS
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COMMERCIAL FOR KOOL CIGARETTES. MAN IN MUSEUM CONSTRUCTING RESTORING MAMMOTH MASTODON SKELETON. OTHER MAN COMES UP AND THEY TALK ABOUT EXHIBITION. MAN DOESN'T LIKE HIS CIGARETTES. OTHER MAN OFFERS HIM A KOOL. JINGLE "COME UP TO THE KOOL TASTE"
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GLEN CAMPBELL
THE GIRL WITH THE LONG BROWN HAIR
(live)
JOHN HARTFORD TUNE
HE SINGS A FEW BARS AND USES IT TO INTRODUCE JUDY COLLINS |
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JUDY COLLINS
CHELSEA MORNING
(live)
COVER OF JONI MITCHELL COMPOSER SONG
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GLEN JOINS HER ON STAGE
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GLEN CAMPBELL & JUDY COLLINS
LAST THING ON MY MIND
(live)
TOM PAXTON TUNE
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GLEN CAMPBELL INTRODUCES NEXT BIT, JUDY COLLINS SINGS THEME SONG FOR "CAPTAIN BOB & TIMMY THE BEAR"
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COMEDY SKETCH WITH HAMILTON CAMP AS SADISTIC CHILDREN'S SHOW HOST "CAPTAIN BOB & TIMMY THE BEAR" TIMMY THE BEAR PLAYED BY BOB EINSTEIN. THEY SING SONG, CAPTAIN BEATS TIMMY WITH BATON. CAPTAIN BOB INTRODUCES THE PAIN MAKER, 11 GUNS IN ONE. CAPTAIN BOB PUTS TIMMY INTO "MAGIC CLOSET" INTRODUCES CARTOON
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CARTOON INTERLUDE, VIOLENCE, CARTOON ANIMALS BEAT EACH OTHER UPO
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CAPTAIN BOB OPENS "MAGIC CLOSET" WHERE HE HAS COLLAPSED BECAUSE HE CAN'T BREATHE. TIMMY EXPLAINS WHY HE LOVES SNAPPLE CRACKLE CEREAL. GOOD MANNERS LESSON, CAPTAIN BEATS TIM FOR TALKING WITH HIS MOUTH FULL
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ANOTHER CARTOON, VIOLENT IMAGES OF PEOPLE HITTING EACH OTHER
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CAPTAIN BOB SHOWS POLICE DOLL, TOSSES IT AROUND. TIMMY BLOWS OUT CANDLES ON CAKE, CAPTAIN BOB SMASHES HIS FACE INTO CAKE
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ANOTHER CARTOON VIOLENT IMAGES, HITTING EACH OTHER, CANNONS CREATING HUGE EXPLOSION
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CAPTAIN BOB TALKS ABOUT CAPTAIN BOB CLUB AND BEATS TIMMY THE BEAR SOME MORE THEY SING THEME SONG. VIOLENCE IN CHILDREN'S PROGRAMS, SIGN OF THE TIMES
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COMMERCIAL FOR NICE 'N EASY HAIR COLORING. MAN AND WOMAN RUN TOWARDS EACH OTHER IN FIELD, WOMAN ON BOX COMES TO LIFE AND SHOWS PRODUCT. NICE & EASY THE CLOSER HE GETS THE BETTER YOU LOOK
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COMMERCIAL FOR BUFFERIN PAIN RELIEVER. WOMEN SHOPPERS GATHERED IN FRONT OF STORE CLAMORING OVER EACH OTHER, SHOUTING. WOMAN IN STORE SALESWOMAN HAS A HEADACHE. BUFFERIN, HALF OF WRISTWATCH TO DEMONSTRATE THE BUFFERIN GOES TO WORK IN HALF THE TIME. SALESWOMAN HANDLING UNRULY CUSTOMERS BUYING PANTYHOSE
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GLEN INTRODUCES HAMILTON CAMP
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HAMITON CAMP
HERE'S TO YOU
(live)
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GLEN CAMPBELL & JUDY COLLINS & HAMILTON CAMP
LET ME BE A LITTLE KINDER
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SHOW LOGO AND VOICEOVER FOR SECOND HALF. BLACK SCREEN
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COMEDY ROUTINE WILLARD & GRECO. FRED WILLARD PLACING LONG DISTANCE CALL, CONFUSION AND BAD CONNECTION, WILLARD AND GRECO KEEP SAYING "HELLO" AS SOON AS THEY FIGURE OUT WHO THEY'RE TALKING TO THEIR TIME IS UP
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WILLARD & GRECO ON STREET CORNER CATCALLING WOMEN CHEESY PICKUP LINES AS SOON AS THEY GET A POSITIVE RESPONSE THEY PANIC AND LEAVE
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GRECO AS APPLICANT FOR JOB, WILLARD INTRODUCES HIMSELF GRECO TREATS HIM LIKE GARBAGE AND REFUSES TO RESPONDS TO QUESTIONS. WILLARD KEEPS TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING POSITIVE AND GRECO KEEPS LETTING HIM DOWN, WILLARD HIRES HIM ANYWAY
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COMMERCIAL FOR WESTINGHOUSE REFRIGERATOR. FRANK GIFFORD SPORTS CELEBRITY SHOWS FEATURES OF REFRIGERATOR. SHOWS DIFFERENT COLORS. COMPARE ALL THE FEATURES YOU'LL BUY WESTINGHOUSE. WESTINGHOUSE LOGO YOU CAN BE SURE IF IT'S WESTINGHOUSE
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GLEN CAMPBELL
ALL THE TIME
(live)
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GLEN TALKS ABOUT THE CARDS AND LETTERS THEY GET, SAYS THEY GET REQUESTS FOR INSTRUMENTALS
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GLEN CAMPBELL & JOHN HARTFORD
INSTRUMENTAL
(live)
JOHN HARTFORD CLAPPING AND DOING HAMBONE
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GLEN THANKS JOHN AND DEDICATES NEXT SONG TO HIS DAD
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GLEN CAMPBELL
TOO OLD TO CUT THE MUSTARD
(live)
ERNEST TUBB TUNE
DISTORTION ON MASTER JOHN HARTFORD ON BANJO |
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COMMERCIAL FOR PALL MALL CIGARETTES. WOMAN WALKING DOWN STREET IN CITY SMOKING CIGARETTE, STANDING ON BOAT. MAN CUTS UP CIGARETTE TO SHOW YOU HOW PALL MALL GIVES YOU MORE AT BOTH ENDS. JINGLE FOR PALL MALL CIGARETTES
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GLEN CAMPBELL & JUDY COLLINS & HAMILTON CAMP
FEELING GROOVY
(live)
SIMON & GARFUNKEL TUNE
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COMEDY SPOTS ABOUT GROOVY THINGS HAPPENING, GOOD LUCK. MATADOR TALKS ABOUT UPCOMING FIGHT BOASTING MAN COMES AND TELLS HIM THERE'S NO BULLFIGHT "THANK GOD". WILLARD AS COP WHO PULLED GRECO OVER WRITES HIM TICKET, GRECO POINTS OUT THAT THE COP JUST LITTERED. MAN AT BAR WOMAN BUYS HIM DRINK. WILLARD AS SALESMAN WHO SOLD GLEN TV, FIXES IT SIMPLY AND CHEAPLY. JUDY COLLINS AS SUBSTITUTE TEACHER WHO TAKES DAY OFF. CAPTAIN BOB & TIMMY THE BEAR. TIMMY BLOCKS BOB'S BLOW AND THEN HITS HIM INSTEAD. WILLARD AND GRECO IN WAITING ROOM WHILE THEIR WIVES GIVE BIRTH, NURSE COMES OUT WITH QUINTUPLETS, TELLS THE WRONG MAN. MAN TIED UP "GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH" GLEN TOSSES A COIN AND HE CALLS LIBERTY. FATHER GOING OUT OF TOWN TELLS SON NO PARTIES NO FRIENDS, HAS HIRED NINETEEN YEAR OLD SWEDISH BABYSITTER FOR HIM, SON FRED WILLARD SMILES AT CAMERA. GLEN ASKS OPERATOR FOR PHONE NUMBER OF WOMAN, WOMAN TURNS OUT TO BE OPERATOR. WOMAN TELLS HUSBAND HER MOTHER CAN'T SPEND HER VACATION WITH THEM MAN SMILES. GLEN CAMPBELL ON WITNESS STAND SAYS HE WON'T TELL THE TRUTH THEY CALL THE TRIAL OFF AND DISMISS HIS CASE. WOMAN TRIES TO GET DRIVER'S LICENSE, MAN BEHIND COUNTER SAYS NO DRIVER'S LICENSES FOR WOMEN THIS YEAR, HER HUSBAND SMILES. SEXIST HUMOR. GLEN SHOWS UP FOR THE DRAFT AND IS TOLD THE WAR IS OVER
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SONG CONTINUES WITH FULL CAST
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COMMERCIAL FOR MILLER HIGH LIFE. BARTENDER RINGS UP FOR DAY, CLEANING UP BAR AT END OF NIGHT, TURNS LIGHTS OFF THEN GOES BACK AND POURS HIMSELF A MILLER HIGH LIFE. MILLER THE CHAMPAGNE OF BOTTLED BEER
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GLEN THANKS EVERYONE CLOSES SHOW SINGS A FEW BARS OF "NATURAL TO BE GONE" TALKS ABOUT SMOTHERS BROTHERS ON TOUR
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CREDITS ROLL WHILE GLEN TALKS ABOUT TOUR DATES FOR SMOTHERS BROTHERS, VOICEOVER
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COMMERCIAL FOR TAREYTON CIGARETTES, MAN SHAKES BOX CIGARETTE IMPROVEMENT KIT, TAREYTON CHARCOAL FILTER. MAN WITH BLACK EYE WOULD RATHER FIGHT THAN SWITCH
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SHOW LOGO SPONSOR TAREYTON CIGARETTES
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