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01:00:01 1.14
WOODEN CHAIR SITS IN YARD, CURVED ARMRESTS, MEN ARGUE ABOUT CAMERA RUNNING OR NOT, SARCASTIC COMMENT, MAN SITS DOWN AND SPEAKS TO THE VIEWERS, INTRODUCES THE ANNUAL SCHOOL PLAY, ZOOM IN TO MS OF MAN READING SCRIPT ABOUT A FAIRY TALE AND A BALL, A SPOOF ON CINDERELLA, MAN GETS OUT OF CANED CHAIR AND RETURNS FOR A BOW, MAN OFF CAMERA GIVES DIRECTIONS TO ACTORS
01:03:48 228.48
SLATE TITLE CARDS: "BANJO PLUCK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS", "SCHOOL PLAY", CREDITS: BRIGID POLK, TONY ALEXANDER, BUD WIRTSCHAFTER, CHARLES RYDELL, OTIS CLEMENTS
01:04:53 293.59
MAN IN TATTERS GETS TANGLED UP IN CLOTHES LINE
01:04:57 297.64
WOMEN LAUGH BEHIND WINDOW, WHITE WOMAN AND BLACK WOMAN, CREEPY VOICE OVER LAUGH
01:05:03 303.26
MAN IN RIPPED CLOTHES SCRUBBING CLOTHES IN WOODEN BARREL, WIPES HIS FACE WITH A BRA
01:05:15 315.84
CRAZY WHITE WOMAN AT WINDOW WITH TIC TAC TOE DRAWN ON GLASS WITH LIPSTICK, SHE PICKS HER NOSE AND
01:05:25 325.2
MAN IN TATTERED CLOTHES SCRUBBING THE PAVEMENT WITH SCRUB BRUSH, EXHAUSTED
01:05:32 332.43
CRAZY WOMEN BEHIND WINDOW MOCK HIM AND LAUGH
01:05:37 337.84
MAN CARRIES CUT FIREWOOD UP BASEMENT STAIRS, OUTDOOR CELLAR STAIRS, DROPS THE PILE WHEN HE IS STARTLED
01:05:43 343.24
CRAZY WOMEN IN WINDOW LAUGHING
01:05:48 348.21
MIRROR, VOICE-OVER RECITES "MIRROR, MIRROR...", PUFF OF SMOKE APPEARS AND CLOUDS THE VIEW, WHEN IT CLEARS IN REVERSE A SMILING MAN IS REFLECTED
01:06:36 396.48
ECU OF WOMAN'S FACE WITH SLOPPY RED LIPSTICK, WHINING ABOUT THE PRINCE
01:06:56 416.32
BLACK WOMAN AND WHITE WOMAN DRESSED IN RED SIT AT DINING ROOM TABLE, LIT WITH MANY CANDLES, THEY DISCUSS THEIR WEIGHT AND DRINKING
01:07:48 468.33
ECU OF CRAZY WOMAN WITH DRIPPING MAKE-UP, CRAZY RED LIPSTICK, MAY BE MAN, WOMAN OFF CAMERA CURSES HER OUT "WHY DID I HAVE TO INHERIT HER F..ING WEIGHT PROBLEM?", SHE COVERS HER EARS, CU OF HER HAND AND CIGARETTE
01:08:58 538.34
ECU OF BLACK WOMAN, DRINKING FROM A GLASS, THICK FAKE EYELASHES
01:09:05 545.92
MAN TALKS TO HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR ABOUT GOING TO THE PRINCE'S BALL, CUTS TO CRAZY WOMAN WHINING AND HAVING A BREAKDOWN
01:09:46 586.81
MS OF HEAVY WHITE WOMAN WITH CLOWNISH LIPSTICK COMPLAINING
01:09:52 592.7
BLACK WOMAN EXPLAINS, SURROUNDED BY LIT CANDLES, ZOOM IN TO ECU
01:10:07 607.86
MAN IN TATTERED CLOTHES (A MALE CINDERELLA) TALKS TO HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR
01:10:23 623.45
MS OF WOMEN TALKING, ONE BLACK, ONE WHITE, EVIL STEP- MOTHER AND STEP- SISTER, CUTS TO CRAZED MAN IN THE MIRROR
01:11:17 677.85
BLACK WOMAN FILES HER WHITE DAUGHTER'S TOENAILS ON DINING ROOM TABLE, AS SHE EATS AN ICE CREAM BAR AND PUTS A DILDO ON A CANDLE STICK, THEY PUNCH AND KICK EACH OTHER A BIT
01:12:23 743.15
CU OF WOMAN'S FACE AS ANOTHER APPLIES RED LIPSTICK , CUT TO MOTHER CALLING HER DAUGHTER A SLUT
01:12:32 752.71
MAN TALKS TO HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR
01:12:36 756.37
WHITE WOMAN AND BLACK WOMAN DRESSED IN RED YELL AT EACH OTHER, ARGUE ABOUT ORGASMS, THE PRINCE, MONEY AND WALKING AROUND NUDE, MANY CANDLES ON DINING ROOM TABLE, WOMAN BEGINS TO SOB, DRAMATIC INSANITY
01:14:03 843.55
MS OF MAN
01:14:05 845.79
BLACK WOMAN ENCOURAGES HER WHITE DAUGHTER WHO GETS UP AND DANCES, ABSURDITY
01:14:25 865.28
QUICK CUTS FROM HEAVY WHITE WOMAN DANCING ROUND AND ROUND TO MAN IN MIRROR AND BLACK WOMAN DRINKING
01:14:36 876.32
CANDELABRA WITH LIT CANDLES, SHADOW OF WOMAN TWIRLING ROUND AND ROUND
01:14:47 887.8
CU OF WOMAN SPINNING ROUND AND ROUND, DIZZYING, BLEEDING LIPSTICK, INSANE
01:14:57 897.9
MAN IN RIPPED SHIRT PACKS WINDOWS WITH MUD, TURNS AND TALKS TO THE CAMERA HE PEEKS THROUGH THE MUD AT
01:15:36 936.38
BLACK WOMAN IN BED VIEWED THROUGH GAUZE, WEARING SEE THROUGH WRAP AND GAUDY NECKLACES, LAUGHS
01:16:41 1001.92
MEN IN UNDERWEAR HOLD UP CURTAIN AS HEAVY WHITE WOMAN CHANGES BEHIND,
01:17:25 1045.76
TITLE CARD: "ONE MOMENT PLEASE"
01:17:28 1048.22
MEN HELP HEAVY WOMAN IN TO BATHTUB, SHE SCREAMS FOR SOMEONE
01:17:39 1059.29
MAN OUTSIDE PEEKING IN DIRTY WINDOWS FALLS BACKWARD
01:17:44 1064.71
FAT WHITE WOMAN IN BATHTUB, MAN SERVANT DRAGS IN PAIL OF WATER HE POURS OVER HER HEAD
01:18:34 1114
CHUBBY BLACK WOMAN IN BED BARELY COVERED
01:18:36 1116
FAT NAKED WHITE WOMAN IN BATHTUB, FAIRY GODMOTHER DRESSED LIKE A PLUMBER SITS ON THE EDGE OF THE TUB, GIVES ADVICE ON HOW TO GET THE PRINCE IN EXCHANGE FOR HER FIRST BORN CHILD
01:20:42 1242.66
CHUBBY BLACK WOMAN IN BED, COVERED WITH SHEER FABRIC SINGS AND STRETCHES
01:20:50 1251.01
NAKED WHITE WOMAN IN BATHTUB ASKS MAN TO SCRUB HER BACK, 1960S WALLPAPER, HE SCRUBS HER WITH A MOP AND POPS A PIMPLE ON HER BACK
01:21:58 1318.88
BLACK WOMAN IN BED SINGING, PRACTICALLY NAKED
01:22:05 1325.61
NAKED WHITE WOMAN IN TUB PUTS ON RUBBER GLOVES, CUT TO HANDS
01:22:25 1345.19
BLACK WOMAN IN BED SINGING IN FRENCH, ZOOM IN TO CU, MAKING CRAZY FACES
01:22:46 1366.15
CU OF WOMAN PUTTING ON RUBBER GLOVES
01:23:03 1383.8
NAKED WOMAN IN BATHTUB WITH SPRIG OF HERBS
01:23:14 1394.06
MAN IN RIPPED SHIRT, SERVANT STIRS POT ON THE STOVE, PAINTED CABINETS, MID CENTURY KITCHEN, ADDS SALT
01:23:23 1403.8
NAKED WOMAN WITH GLOVE ON HER FOOT AND HERBS TRIES TO PUT HER FOOT IN HER MOUTH, CONTORTING LEG
01:23:50 1430.52
ECU OF WOMAN PUTTING ON MAKE-UP
01:23:54 1434.2
NAKED WOMAN TRYING TO PUY FOOT IN MOUTH IN BATHTUB
01:24:06 1446.34
OUT OF FOCUS WOMAN WITH FACE POWDER, PUTTING ON MAKE-UP
01:24:11 1451.61
NAKED WOMAN IN OLD TUB WITH RUBBER GLOVE ON HER FOOT, STRETCHING HER LEG UP, CUT TO MAN ABOUT TO SNEEZE FROM PEPPER IN THE KITCHEN
01:24:30 1470.08
BLACK WOMAN HIDES BEHIND STANDING MIRROR, KNOCKS MAN OUT WITH MIRROR WHEN HE BEGS FOR HELP
01:24:58 1498.76
MAN KNOCKED OUT ON FLOOR
01:25:01 1500.97
CHUBBY BLACK WOMAN POINTS FINGER AT MAN AND YELLS AT HIM, YOU CAUCASIAN MR. IT", PUTS A SPELL ON HIM
01:25:17 1517.07
MAN ON FLOOR DISAPPEARS IN SMOKE
01:25:30 1530.58
MAN REAPPEARS IN LEDERHOSEN IN A GARDEN, LISTENS TO A VOICE, CUTS TO YELLOW GLITTERY BALLOON WHICH GIVES HIM ADVICE AND SHRIVELS UP
01:26:50 1610.11
WS OF MAN WALKING HAPPILY IN FIELD, ZOOM IN
01:27:07 1627.14
MAN IN LEDENHOSEN WALKS THROUGH CORN FIELD, BATS AND PUNCHING GLOVES START POKING HIM
01:27:15 1635.41
CU OF FLY SWATTERS AND TENNIS RACKETS, CUT WITH MAN EVADING THE ASSAULTS
01:27:23 1643.1
WHITE GLOVE WITH GAUDY DIAMOND BRACELET, MAN IN CORN FIELD KISSES IT
01:27:26 1646.02
MAN IN CORN FIELD IS ATTACKED BY METAL RAKE, QUICK CUTS
01:27:37 1657.45
POV WALKING THROUGH CORN FIELD
01:27:42 1662.51
MAN EMERGES FROM CORN FIELD, STUMBLING OUT
01:27:48 1668.66
MAN IN LEDENHOSEN RUNNING, LOOKING BEHIND HIM
01:27:58 1678.1
MAN IN WIZARD COSTUME SINGS AT STOVE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WOODS, MAN IN LEDENHOSEN BACKS UP TO WATCH, CUT TO HIM CALLING FOR THE WITCH
01:28:21 1701.33
MAN PEEKS THROUGH TREES TO SEE THE WITCH AT THE STOVE, SHE BECKONS HIM WITH CORNY JOKES BUT HE REFUSES TO APPROACH
01:28:49 1729.59
MS OF MAN DRESSED AS WITCH WITH GROWTH ON HIS FACE AND LONG GRAY WIG, TRYING TO GET MAN TO VISIT
01:29:16 1756.01
CU OF MAN TO PLEADING
01:29:26 1766.28
MS OF WITCH AT STOVE IN WOODS, HE LURES MAN IN FOR TEA AND GINGERBREAD BOYS
01:29:49 1789.73
MAN WALK UP TO WITCH AT STOVE IN THE WOODS AND STICKS HIS HEAD IN THE STOVE, CUT TO GINGERBREAD COOKIES ON TRAY IN OVEN
01:30:10 1810.01
WITCH TRIES TO KICK MAN INTO THE OVEN BUT MISSES AND SLIPS, CUT TO WITCH ON THE GROUND MAKING SUGGESTIVE JOKE ABOUT GINGERBREAD BOYS BEING DONE WHEN THEY ARE HARD
01:31:02 1862.72
MAN DRESSED AS WITCH TRIES TO PUSH YOUNG MAN INTO OPEN OVEN IN THE WOODS, CUT TO MS OF WITCH, THE MEN FIGHTS ON TOP OF EACH OTHER, PAN TO OPEN OVEN, KEEPS REPEATING "I THINK THE GINGERBREAD BOYS ARE BURNING" IN VARIOUS WAYS
01:32:12 1932.65
GINGERBREAD COOKIES IN OVEN
01:32:16 1936.69
WITCH FRETTING OVER GINGERBREAD BOYS
01:32:27 1947.8
SMOKE POURS OUT OF OVEN, IN THE WOODS, MAN DRESSED AS WITCH MOANS AND SCREAMS, CORNY JOKES
01:32:57 1977.37
MAN RUNNING THROUGH THE WOODS AND FIELDS, HE STUMBLES AND SEES A VISION IN THE DISTANCE, CUT TO AN ANGEL LIKE FIGURE RUNNING IN SLOW MOTION,
01:33:38 2018.74
TWO FIGURES, A MAN AND AN ANGEL LIKE ONE COVERED IN WHITE GAUZE, RUN TOWARDS EACH OTHER IN A FIELD, SLOW MOTION, CUT TO EACH INDIVIDUAL ONE
01:33:57 2037.95
FIGURE IN WHITE GAUZE BECOMES UGLY WITCH WITH GROWTH ON HER FACE, HORROR
01:34:21 2061.38
MAN RUNS IN HORROR AWAY FROM WITCH DRESSED LIKE A GHOST
01:34:42 2082.69
MAN RUNS THROUGH FIELD, LOOKING BEHIND HIM
01:34:48 2088.1
NUN SITS AT MAIL BOX ON EDGE OF FIELD,MAN RUNS PAST HER AND COMES BACK AND KNEELS AT HER FEET TO PRAY, HE TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT AND GIVES IT TO THE NUN AND RUNS OFF, NUN CALLS FOR LITTLE DOG
01:36:09 2169.79
MS OF NUN SITTING OUTSIDE
01:36:17 2177.82
SHIRTLESS AND SHOELESS MAN RUNNING DOWN FARM LANE BETWEEN CORN FIELDS, FALLS TO THE DIRT
01:36:32 2192.2
HAY BALES
01:36:41 2201.93
MAN IS SURPRISED AND SURROUNDED BY MEN WITH SPEARS JUMPING OUT FROM BEHIND HAY BALES,MEN IN BLACK UNDERWEAR SURROUND HIM WITH SPEARS
01:37:05 2225.72
TABLE SET FOR DINNER IN FARM FIELD, CANDLESTICKS, WAITER IN TUX CARRYING MENU
01:37:25 2245.29
ORGY TABLEAUX ON HAYSTACKS, FIGURES DRESSED IN BIKINIS AND ANIMALS SKINS, WAITER APPROACHED, CUT TO MS OF PRETTY YOUNG WOMAN STICKING HER TONGUE OUT
01:37:43 2263.68
CAVE MEN AND WOMEN GRUNTING DRESSED IN SKINS TALK TO WAITER, FAT WOMAN ATTACKS WAITER WHO BARELY ESCAPES, COUPLES MAKING OUT
01:39:12 2352.2
MEN CARRYING SPEARS RETURN THROUGH THE FIELDS WITH CAPTURED MAN
01:39:14 2354.14
ORGY SCENE ON HAYSTACKS, CAVE PEOPLE DRESSED IN ANIMAL SKINS, FAT WOMAN, SUGGESTIVE JOKE - "YOU BETTER CUT SOON..."
01:39:49 2389.19
MEN BRING CAPTIVE MAN TO GROUP ON HAY BALES, FAT WOMAN MAN HANDLES HIM
01:40:36 2436.44
TABLE SET FOR DINNER
01:40:38 2438.81
GROUP OF HUNTERS DRAG MAN AND STRIP HIM AND PUT HIM IN A BIG POT
01:40:57 2457.61
FAT WOMAN IN ANIMAL SKIN TAKES OUT HER BREAST FOR CAVE MAN WHICH HE TURNS DOWN
01:41:08 2468.04
NAKED MAN IN STEAMING POT, CANNIBALISM
01:41:09 2469.93
CAVE PEOPLE COUPLE MAKING OUT
01:41:18 2478.86
BEAUTIFUL YOUNG MAN TASTES THE POT WITH THE NAKED MAN, SIPS FROM A SPOON AND SPITS IT OUT
01:41:31 2491.85
CAVE MAN WITH GLASSES TRIES THE STEW AND ALSO SPITS IT OUT, MEN TAKE THE NAKED MAN OUT OF THE POT AND HE RUNS AWAY
01:42:10 2530.73
CAVE MEN DECIDE TO COOK THE FAT WOMAN, FLASHBACKS
01:42:38 2558.68
NAKED FAT WOMAN SITS IN IRON POT IN FARM FIELD, SHAKING POT AND BODY, EXASPERATED
01:43:21 2601.77
NAKED MAN RUNS THROUGH FIELD, STOPS TO PUT ON HIS SHORTS
01:43:36 2616.99
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01:43:39 2619.91
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Year: 1970  Color: Color
Genre: 1970S FEATURE FILMS

Description: A SURREAL COMEDIC ROMP THROUGH A MASH-UP OF FAIRY TALES PRESENTED AS A SCHOOL PLAY, 1970.

Keywords: ABSURD


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