2008CELEBRITIES
HRN-2788
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Premiere
Tape #01
A01. HRN-2788
In: 03.07.07 Out: 03.10.07
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – front of theater, shots of banner and poster, street, theater, shots of poster
A02. HRN-2788
In: 03.10.08 Out: 03.13.30
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – street and front of theater, poster, movie lights
A03. HRN-2788
In: 03.14.03 Out: 03.14.21
Sound Bite: Gerry Bednob – “Mr. Surya” – Zack & Miri Make a Porno
It happens right now. Today I didn’t pay my bill, so I don’t know. I shouldn’t be saying that because I said I’m here and I didn’t really want to say that. That’s a touchy question, so sorry about that, can’t answer that.
A04. HRN-2788
In: 03.14.39 Out: 03.15.44
Sound Bite: Gerry Bednob - “Mr. Surya” – Zack & Miri Make a Porno
Me I would be hot I know, um I would say um, John Holmes is dead, right? Living person? (talks) I would say Seth Rogen. (talks) Okay in a movie, my look alike, Brad Pitt. (talks) A man, a woman, anybody. (talks) Jennifer Beal. (talks) Oh, you get hotter than that? She um um Jennifer Lopez, that’s good, good choice? (talks) You know what, it has nothing to do with front. You know what. Absolutely ?.
A05. HRN-2788
In: 03.15.49 Out: 03.19.50
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Jason Mewes, Rex Lee, Katie Morgan
A06. HRN-2788
In: 03.19.57 Out: 03.20.05
Sound Bite: Katie Morgan – “Stacey” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
I’m wearing Calvin Klein. He is my buddy. Not in real life but in that I like his style, so haha.
A07. HRN-2788
In: 03.20.39 Out: 03.20.56
Sound Bite: Katie Morgan– “Stacey” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
You know I will be honest and say yes but it was never because I didn’t have the money it was always because I just was a, “Has it really been a month already?” Like you know I’m blond, I’m from California, these things happen, haha. But not often, I got better, I grew up.
A08. HRN-2788
In: 03.21.08 Out: 03.21.34
Sound Bite: Katie Morgan– “Stacey” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
In terms of hotness? What do you mean like my opinion of their hotness in a porno movie or a regular movie? (talks) I think still Brad Pitt. Yeah, yeah I know I know but I love him. Troy, I know well you said hypothetically, I’m not gonna go get him. I promise.
A09. HRN-2788
In: 03.21.38 Out: 03.52
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – fashion shot Katie Morgan
A10. HRN-2788
In: 03.21.55 Out: 03.24.29
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Amber Frakes, Liza Lapira, Ricky Mabe, Kevin Smith, Liza, Smith
A11. HRN-2788
In: 03.24.41 Out: 03.24.51
Sound Bite: Francia Raisa - Actress
I’m wearing Marciano. The shoes I have no idea they were like 20 bucks, I thought they were cute, so I was like, “Hey.” But this dress is Marciano, they hook me up every time I have an event.
A12. HRN-2788
In: 03.25.06 Out: 03.25.19
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Fashion shot Francia Raisa
A13. HRN-2788
In: 03.25.23 Out: 03.28.38
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Brandon Routh, Dena Rivera, Routh, Tracie Thoms, Routh
A14. HRN-2788
In: 03.28.45 Out: 03.28.54
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Jarod Einsohn
A15. HRN-2788
In: 03.30.02 Out: 03.30.37
Sound Bite: Liza Lapira - Actress
Where something has been turned off or not working because I couldn’t, well no it wasn’t turned off but when I first moved here I drove an 87 Volkswagen Caberlet with no air conditioning and just barely passing the smog test by just the hair on its chinny chin chin and so I would show up to pilots, I would show up to big auditions, just soaked, dripping in Valley sweat, do you know what I mean? Just Sherman Oaks, Studio City, Valley Village, Woodland Hills sweat, yeah.
A16. HRN-2788
In: 03.30.47 Out: 03.31.45
Sound Bite: Liza Lapira - Actress
Oh a porno with? (talks) Well that’s what you lead me to believe. (talks) And do they have to be an actor and do they have to be alive? (talks) Okay, they don’t have to be an actor. Well I’m going through a baseball player phase, so young David Right of the Mets from Queens. I’m sure he’s talented. Derrick Jeter of course, classic. He’s the George Clooney of the Yankees. George Clooney while we’re there, oh the list goes on, um yeah. (talks) Um romantic scenes? He has to be a good actor. Um um, good kisser? You have to stop the tape so I can think, hold on, give me a minute. The George Clooney, George Clooney. I feel bad.
A17. HRN-2788
In: 03.31.47 Out: 03.32.06
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – fashion shot Liza Lapira
A18. HRN-2788
In: 03.32.14 Out: 03.35.30
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Seth Rogen, Kristen Ritter
A19. HRN-2788
In: 03.35.36 Out: 03.37.19
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Fernanda Romero
A20. HRN-2788
In: 03.37.31 Out: 03.37.53
Sound Bite: Jason Mewes – “Lester” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Well it’s fun cause I’ve uh I’ve worked with Kevin in comedy many a times, this is number 7 for me. Um and it’s always a pleasure, it’s great, we’ve been friends for years now and I would I work with him more and more. I wish I could keep working with him, maybe only him, ever.
A21. HRN-2788
In: 03.38.48 Out: 03.39.42
Sound Bite: Jason Mewes– “Lester” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Yes it has. (talks) Uh that’s it. Electric and the heat got turned off, it was Christmas time, about 7, about 8 years ago, and this girl I was dating, we were living in an apartment, we didn’t have money for the rent, we didn’t have money, we didn’t have the money for the rent, you know I’m kdding, I was about to sing for you. But we didn’t have an electric heater or anything, it was cold as hell, Christmas time, I was doing drugs, and I said, that’s when I was like I have to this is, put an end to this. Can’t live like this anymore. So that was my incident, but I didn’t do a porno uh I just uh, mine wasn’t really, “What am I gonna do to get the money?” It was, “Wow, what am I gonna do to stop doing drugs?” Which was what I was spending my money on, but now I’ve been sober 6 years almost so.
A22. HRN-2788
In: 03.39.45 Out: 03.40.00
Sound Bite: Jason Mewes – “Lester” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Uh I really am a fan of Kristin Kreuk, I think I’m saying her name right. Lana Lang from Smallville. Big fan of hers. I think she’s beautiful. (talks) Yeah right off the top of my head that’s who I think about.
A23. HRN-2788
In: 03.40.02 Out: 03.42.38
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Jeff Anderson, Elizabeth Banks
A24. HRN-2788
In: 03.43.12 Out: 03.43.34
Sound Bite: Jeff Anderson – “Deacon” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Uh you know what Kevin’s pretty good about that and this one was really comfortable. I think we shot 3 months so most of the days were just waiting for the weather. Because we were shooting in Pittsburg we were kind of waiting on snow but there weren’t too many terribly long days. Maybe it just felt that way because there were a lot of naked people around so it never really felt like a long day, I don’t know.
A25. HRN-2788
In: 03.43.42 Out: 03.43.55
Sound Bite: Jeff Anderson – “Deacon” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Do you know my career? Every day is like that. I do one movie every 5 years, so yes I’m constantly battling with the lights.
A26. HRN-2788
In: 03.43.58 Out: 03.44.26
Sound Bite: Jeff Anderson – “Deacon” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
A porno are we talkin? (talks) Alright if I could make a porno and cast anybody it would be Natalie Portman and Judge Judy. And you would see that and don’t pretend you wouldn’t. You would be the first in line. His eyes got like this when I threw out that combo, he went mmm. Yes, Natalie Portman and Judge Judy. And that one I wouldn’t film, I’d star in.
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Premiere
Tape #01
A01. HRN-2788
In: 03.07.07 Out: 03.10.07
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – front of theater, shots of banner and poster, street, theater, shots of poster
A02. HRN-2788
In: 03.10.08 Out: 03.13.30
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – street and front of theater, poster, movie lights
A03. HRN-2788
In: 03.14.03 Out: 03.14.21
Sound Bite: Gerry Bednob – “Mr. Surya” – Zack & Miri Make a Porno
It happens right now. Today I didn’t pay my bill, so I don’t know. I shouldn’t be saying that because I said I’m here and I didn’t really want to say that. That’s a touchy question, so sorry about that, can’t answer that.
A04. HRN-2788
In: 03.14.39 Out: 03.15.44
Sound Bite: Gerry Bednob - “Mr. Surya” – Zack & Miri Make a Porno
Me I would be hot I know, um I would say um, John Holmes is dead, right? Living person? (talks) I would say Seth Rogen. (talks) Okay in a movie, my look alike, Brad Pitt. (talks) A man, a woman, anybody. (talks) Jennifer Beal. (talks) Oh, you get hotter than that? She um um Jennifer Lopez, that’s good, good choice? (talks) You know what, it has nothing to do with front. You know what. Absolutely ?.
A05. HRN-2788
In: 03.15.49 Out: 03.19.50
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Jason Mewes, Rex Lee, Katie Morgan
A06. HRN-2788
In: 03.19.57 Out: 03.20.05
Sound Bite: Katie Morgan – “Stacey” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
I’m wearing Calvin Klein. He is my buddy. Not in real life but in that I like his style, so haha.
A07. HRN-2788
In: 03.20.39 Out: 03.20.56
Sound Bite: Katie Morgan– “Stacey” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
You know I will be honest and say yes but it was never because I didn’t have the money it was always because I just was a, “Has it really been a month already?” Like you know I’m blond, I’m from California, these things happen, haha. But not often, I got better, I grew up.
A08. HRN-2788
In: 03.21.08 Out: 03.21.34
Sound Bite: Katie Morgan– “Stacey” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
In terms of hotness? What do you mean like my opinion of their hotness in a porno movie or a regular movie? (talks) I think still Brad Pitt. Yeah, yeah I know I know but I love him. Troy, I know well you said hypothetically, I’m not gonna go get him. I promise.
A09. HRN-2788
In: 03.21.38 Out: 03.52
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – fashion shot Katie Morgan
A10. HRN-2788
In: 03.21.55 Out: 03.24.29
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Amber Frakes, Liza Lapira, Ricky Mabe, Kevin Smith, Liza, Smith
A11. HRN-2788
In: 03.24.41 Out: 03.24.51
Sound Bite: Francia Raisa - Actress
I’m wearing Marciano. The shoes I have no idea they were like 20 bucks, I thought they were cute, so I was like, “Hey.” But this dress is Marciano, they hook me up every time I have an event.
A12. HRN-2788
In: 03.25.06 Out: 03.25.19
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Fashion shot Francia Raisa
A13. HRN-2788
In: 03.25.23 Out: 03.28.38
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Brandon Routh, Dena Rivera, Routh, Tracie Thoms, Routh
A14. HRN-2788
In: 03.28.45 Out: 03.28.54
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Jarod Einsohn
A15. HRN-2788
In: 03.30.02 Out: 03.30.37
Sound Bite: Liza Lapira - Actress
Where something has been turned off or not working because I couldn’t, well no it wasn’t turned off but when I first moved here I drove an 87 Volkswagen Caberlet with no air conditioning and just barely passing the smog test by just the hair on its chinny chin chin and so I would show up to pilots, I would show up to big auditions, just soaked, dripping in Valley sweat, do you know what I mean? Just Sherman Oaks, Studio City, Valley Village, Woodland Hills sweat, yeah.
A16. HRN-2788
In: 03.30.47 Out: 03.31.45
Sound Bite: Liza Lapira - Actress
Oh a porno with? (talks) Well that’s what you lead me to believe. (talks) And do they have to be an actor and do they have to be alive? (talks) Okay, they don’t have to be an actor. Well I’m going through a baseball player phase, so young David Right of the Mets from Queens. I’m sure he’s talented. Derrick Jeter of course, classic. He’s the George Clooney of the Yankees. George Clooney while we’re there, oh the list goes on, um yeah. (talks) Um romantic scenes? He has to be a good actor. Um um, good kisser? You have to stop the tape so I can think, hold on, give me a minute. The George Clooney, George Clooney. I feel bad.
A17. HRN-2788
In: 03.31.47 Out: 03.32.06
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – fashion shot Liza Lapira
A18. HRN-2788
In: 03.32.14 Out: 03.35.30
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Seth Rogen, Kristen Ritter
A19. HRN-2788
In: 03.35.36 Out: 03.37.19
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Fernanda Romero
A20. HRN-2788
In: 03.37.31 Out: 03.37.53
Sound Bite: Jason Mewes – “Lester” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Well it’s fun cause I’ve uh I’ve worked with Kevin in comedy many a times, this is number 7 for me. Um and it’s always a pleasure, it’s great, we’ve been friends for years now and I would I work with him more and more. I wish I could keep working with him, maybe only him, ever.
A21. HRN-2788
In: 03.38.48 Out: 03.39.42
Sound Bite: Jason Mewes– “Lester” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Yes it has. (talks) Uh that’s it. Electric and the heat got turned off, it was Christmas time, about 7, about 8 years ago, and this girl I was dating, we were living in an apartment, we didn’t have money for the rent, we didn’t have money, we didn’t have the money for the rent, you know I’m kdding, I was about to sing for you. But we didn’t have an electric heater or anything, it was cold as hell, Christmas time, I was doing drugs, and I said, that’s when I was like I have to this is, put an end to this. Can’t live like this anymore. So that was my incident, but I didn’t do a porno uh I just uh, mine wasn’t really, “What am I gonna do to get the money?” It was, “Wow, what am I gonna do to stop doing drugs?” Which was what I was spending my money on, but now I’ve been sober 6 years almost so.
A22. HRN-2788
In: 03.39.45 Out: 03.40.00
Sound Bite: Jason Mewes – “Lester” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Uh I really am a fan of Kristin Kreuk, I think I’m saying her name right. Lana Lang from Smallville. Big fan of hers. I think she’s beautiful. (talks) Yeah right off the top of my head that’s who I think about.
A23. HRN-2788
In: 03.40.02 Out: 03.42.38
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Jeff Anderson, Elizabeth Banks
A24. HRN-2788
In: 03.43.12 Out: 03.43.34
Sound Bite: Jeff Anderson – “Deacon” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Uh you know what Kevin’s pretty good about that and this one was really comfortable. I think we shot 3 months so most of the days were just waiting for the weather. Because we were shooting in Pittsburg we were kind of waiting on snow but there weren’t too many terribly long days. Maybe it just felt that way because there were a lot of naked people around so it never really felt like a long day, I don’t know.
A25. HRN-2788
In: 03.43.42 Out: 03.43.55
Sound Bite: Jeff Anderson – “Deacon” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Do you know my career? Every day is like that. I do one movie every 5 years, so yes I’m constantly battling with the lights.
A26. HRN-2788
In: 03.43.58 Out: 03.44.26
Sound Bite: Jeff Anderson – “Deacon” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
A porno are we talkin? (talks) Alright if I could make a porno and cast anybody it would be Natalie Portman and Judge Judy. And you would see that and don’t pretend you wouldn’t. You would be the first in line. His eyes got like this when I threw out that combo, he went mmm. Yes, Natalie Portman and Judge Judy. And that one I wouldn’t film, I’d star in.
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| 03:07:11 0.67 |
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – front of theater, shots of banner and poster, street, theater, shots of poster
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| 03:10:07 177.67 |
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – street and front of theater, poster, movie lights
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| 03:14:03 412.67 |
Sound Bite: Gerry Bednob – “Mr. Surya” – Zack & Miri Make a Porno
It happens right now. Today I didn’t pay my bill, so I don’t know. I shouldn’t be saying that because I said I’m here and I didn’t really want to say that. That’s a touchy question, so sorry about that, can’t answer that. |
| 03:14:38 448.67 |
Sound Bite: Gerry Bednob - “Mr. Surya” – Zack & Miri Make a Porno
Me I would be hot I know, um I would say um, John Holmes is dead, right? Living person? (talks) I would say Seth Rogen. (talks) Okay in a movie, my look alike, Brad Pitt. (talks) A man, a woman, anybody. (talks) Jennifer Beal. (talks) Oh, you get hotter than that? She um um Jennifer Lopez, that’s good, good choice? (talks) You know what, it has nothing to do with front. You know what. Absolutely ?. |
| 03:15:48 518.67 |
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Jason Mewes, Rex Lee, Katie Morgan
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| 03:19:56 766.67 |
Sound Bite: Katie Morgan – “Stacey” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
I’m wearing Calvin Klein. He is my buddy. Not in real life but in that I like his style, so haha. |
| 03:20:38 808.67 |
Sound Bite: Katie Morgan– “Stacey” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
You know I will be honest and say yes but it was never because I didn’t have the money it was always because I just was a, “Has it really been a month already?” Like you know I’m blond, I’m from California, these things happen, haha. But not often, I got better, I grew up. |
| 03:21:07 837.67 |
Sound Bite: Katie Morgan– “Stacey” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
In terms of hotness? What do you mean like my opinion of their hotness in a porno movie or a regular movie? (talks) I think still Brad Pitt. Yeah, yeah I know I know but I love him. Troy, I know well you said hypothetically, I’m not gonna go get him. I promise. |
| 03:21:37 867.67 |
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – fashion shot Katie Morgan
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| 03:21:54 884.67 |
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Amber Frakes, Liza Lapira, Ricky Mabe, Kevin Smith, Liza, Smith
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| 03:24:40 1050.67 |
Sound Bite: Francia Raisa - Actress
I’m wearing Marciano. The shoes I have no idea they were like 20 bucks, I thought they were cute, so I was like, “Hey.” But this dress is Marciano, they hook me up every time I have an event. |
| 03:25:06 1075.67 |
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Fashion shot Francia Raisa
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| 03:25:22 1092.67 |
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Brandon Routh, Dena Rivera, Routh, Tracie Thoms, Routh
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| 03:28:44 1294.67 |
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Jarod Einsohn
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| 03:30:01 1371.67 |
Sound Bite: Liza Lapira - Actress
Where something has been turned off or not working because I couldn’t, well no it wasn’t turned off but when I first moved here I drove an 87 Volkswagen Caberlet with no air conditioning and just barely passing the smog test by just the hair on its chinny chin chin and so I would show up to pilots, I would show up to big auditions, just soaked, dripping in Valley sweat, do you know what I mean? Just Sherman Oaks, Studio City, Valley Village, Woodland Hills sweat, yeah. |
| 03:30:46 1416.67 |
Sound Bite: Liza Lapira - Actress
Oh a porno with? (talks) Well that’s what you lead me to believe. (talks) And do they have to be an actor and do they have to be alive? (talks) Okay, they don’t have to be an actor. Well I’m going through a baseball player phase, so young David Right of the Mets from Queens. I’m sure he’s talented. Derrick Jeter of course, classic. He’s the George Clooney of the Yankees. George Clooney while we’re there, oh the list goes on, um yeah. (talks) Um romantic scenes? He has to be a good actor. Um um, good kisser? You have to stop the tape so I can think, hold on, give me a minute. The George Clooney, George Clooney. I feel bad. |
| 03:31:46 1476.67 |
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – fashion shot Liza Lapira
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| 03:32:13 1503.67 |
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Seth Rogen, Kristen Ritter
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| 03:35:35 1705.67 |
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Fernanda Romero
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| 03:37:30 1820.67 |
Sound Bite: Jason Mewes – “Lester” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Well it’s fun cause I’ve uh I’ve worked with Kevin in comedy many a times, this is number 7 for me. Um and it’s always a pleasure, it’s great, we’ve been friends for years now and I would I work with him more and more. I wish I could keep working with him, maybe only him, ever. |
| 03:38:47 1897.67 |
Sound Bite: Jason Mewes– “Lester” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Yes it has. (talks) Uh that’s it. Electric and the heat got turned off, it was Christmas time, about 7, about 8 years ago, and this girl I was dating, we were living in an apartment, we didn’t have money for the rent, we didn’t have money, we didn’t have the money for the rent, you know I’m kdding, I was about to sing for you. But we didn’t have an electric heater or anything, it was cold as hell, Christmas time, I was doing drugs, and I said, that’s when I was like I have to this is, put an end to this. Can’t live like this anymore. So that was my incident, but I didn’t do a porno uh I just uh, mine wasn’t really, “What am I gonna do to get the money?” It was, “Wow, what am I gonna do to stop doing drugs?” Which was what I was spending my money on, but now I’ve been sober 6 years almost so. |
| 03:39:44 1954.67 |
Sound Bite: Jason Mewes – “Lester” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Uh I really am a fan of Kristin Kreuk, I think I’m saying her name right. Lana Lang from Smallville. Big fan of hers. I think she’s beautiful. (talks) Yeah right off the top of my head that’s who I think about. |
| 03:40:01 1971.67 |
B-Roll – Zack and Miri Premiere – Jeff Anderson, Elizabeth Banks
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| 03:43:11 2161.67 |
Sound Bite: Jeff Anderson – “Deacon” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Uh you know what Kevin’s pretty good about that and this one was really comfortable. I think we shot 3 months so most of the days were just waiting for the weather. Because we were shooting in Pittsburg we were kind of waiting on snow but there weren’t too many terribly long days. Maybe it just felt that way because there were a lot of naked people around so it never really felt like a long day, I don’t know. |
| 03:43:41 2191.67 |
Sound Bite: Jeff Anderson – “Deacon” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Do you know my career? Every day is like that. I do one movie every 5 years, so yes I’m constantly battling with the lights. |
| 03:43:57 2207.67 |
Sound Bite: Jeff Anderson – “Deacon” – Zack and Miri Make a Porno
A porno are we talkin? (talks) Alright if I could make a porno and cast anybody it would be Natalie Portman and Judge Judy. And you would see that and don’t pretend you wouldn’t. You would be the first in line. His eyes got like this when I threw out that combo, he went mmm. Yes, Natalie Portman and Judge Judy. And that one I wouldn’t film, I’d star in. |
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