GRAPHICS WITH POINTING HANDS FOR SHOW OPENING. "THE JERRY LEWIS SHOW". VOICE-OVER ANNOUNCES GUESTS. THEY APPEAR FROM BEHIND SLIDING PANELS, DRESSED AS CLOWNS, IN MAKE-UP. NANETTE FABRAY, SERGIO FRANCHI, HOST JERRY LEWIS AS SAD HOBO CLOWN.

COLORFUL GRAPHICS TO MUSIC. PSYCHEDELIC. VINTAGE CHARACTERS. SONG ABOUT BIRTHDAY PARTY. SIGN: "SIDNEY HAS A BIRTHDAY".

JERRY PUTS ON APRON TO MAKE BIRTHDAY CAKE AT KITCHEN TABLE. TURNS ON RADIO, FOLLOWS COOKING SHOW INSTRUCTIONS ON RADIO. MAKES CAKE BATTER IN LARGE BOWL WITH FLOUR, MILK, ETC. STIRS.

JERRY GOES BACK TO RADIO SHOW AND STIRRING CAKE MIX. ADDS EGGS, SUGAR.

BACK TO RADIO SHOW AND MAKING CAKE. ***IMAGE BREAKS UP. UNUSABLE FOOTAGE.***

JERRY BEGINS TO FRANTICALLY SEARCH APARTMENT FOR HIDDEN BIRTHDAY PRESENT. FINDS SILLY HAT UNDER COUCH CUSHION, PUTS IT ON.

APARTMENT SHAKES AS IF EARTHQUAKE, JUICE SQUIRTS OUT OF PITCHER, JERRY HOLDS LID DOWN. JERRY LAUGHS AT HIS OWN ANTICS, DRIES HANDS.

JERRY PUTS CAKE MIX IN OVEN. ANSWERS PHONE. ***AUDIO OUT OF SYNCH*** ADJUSTS SOUND EFFECTS ON STEREO, PRETENDS THAT PARTY GUESTS ARE THERE. WRONG NUMBER.

JERRY LEANS OUT OF APARTMENT WINDOW TO ANNOUNCE HE'S HAVING A PARTY.

JERRY INVITES WINDOW CLEANER TO PARTY. GETS FACE WASHED WITH SPONGE. CLEANER FALLS. ***AUDIO OUT OF SYNCH***

SALESLADY PUTS ON GLASSES, OPENS MAKE-UP SAMPLE CASE. JERRY TAKES OFF HER HAT, PUTS PARTY HATS ON HER HEAD AND HIS.

JERRY BLOWS OUT CANDLES, GETTING FROSTING, ICING ON WOMAN'S FACE. INSULTED, SHE LEAVES.

SMOKE COMES FROM GARBAGE CAN BECAUSE OF LIT CANDLES CAUSING FIRE. SMOKE FILLS APARTMENT. JERRY COUGHS. FIREFIGHTERS ARRIVE THROUGH WINDOWS. FIREMEN CHOP WITH AXES, SPRAY TRASH CAN WITH HOSE, FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

BLACK SCREEN, BUT CREW MEMBERS CAN BE HEARD SETTING UP SHOT, DISCUSSING SMOKE. "STAND BY". BEHIND-THE-SCENES OF TELEVISION PRODUCTION. "QUIET". NOTE: NO PICTURE.

***AUDIO OUT OF SYNCH*** ITALIAN AMERICAN SINGER, TENOR, DRESSED IN TUXEDO. SINGS LOVE SONG IN ENGLISH AND ITALIAN.

SHOW TITLE AND GRAPHIC OF POINTING FINGERS. MUSIC. VOICE-OVER ANNOUNCER. "WE'LL BE BACK WITH THE SECOND HALF...IN JUST A MOMENT".

GRAPHIC WITH SIGN: "A CHILD STAR". COMEDY SKIT, SKETCH. STAR ON DRESSING ROOM DOOR READING "BABY MARY JANE". MAN SHOUTS THROUGH DOOR, "THEY'RE READY ON THE SET...". ***AUDIO OUT OF SYNCH*** NANETTE FABRAY DRESSED AS LITTLE GIRL IN PINK FRILLY DRESS AND BOW IN HAIR DRINKS BOOZE, ALCOHOL FROM BOTTLE. ALCOHOLIC STAR. SHE ARGUES WITH MANAGER.

MARY COMPLAINS ABOUT BEING OVERAGE CHILD STAR, PULLS BOTTLE OF LIQUOR FROM FLOWERS, DRINKS, TAKES SWIG OF BOOZE. SHE PULLS ANOTHER BOTTLE FROM UNDER LOVESEAT, POURS BOOZE ON LOLLIPOP. ***AUDIO OUT OF SYNCH***

GRAPHIC WITH SIGN: "WELCOME HOME". COMEDY SKIT, SKETCH.

THEY HUG AND KISS. SERGIO BLOWS HER A KISS BEFORE HE ENTERS BEDROOM. SHE HOWLS LIKE A WOLF AND DANCES AROUND IN ANTICIPATION OF SEX ON THEIR WEDDING NIGHT. HONEYMOON. SHE PUTS EX-HUSBAND'S PHOTO IN BIRDCAGE.

SHE TRIES TO KEEP JERRY FROM GOING IN BEDROOM WHERE NEW HUSBAND IS. SHE PUTS JERRY IN CLOSET. SERGIO COMES OUT OF BEDROOM IN BATHROBE, SINGING IN ITALIAN.

JERRY TRIES TO KISS NANETTE. JERRY REACHES INTO BAG AND GIVES HER VOODOO DOLL OF HIMSELF.

NANETTE CHOOSES SERGIO AND KISSES HIM, HITS JERRY. ***AUDIO OUT OF SYNC***

SERGIO HUGS AND KISSES HER. JERRY PUTS ON HEADDRESS AND GRABS NATIVE RATTLES, PERFORMS RITUAL DANCE TO DRUMMING. IT BEGINS TO RAIN INSIDE. RAIN DANCE INSTEAD OF DANCE OF LOVE. WINDSTORM. ***AUDIO OUT OF SYNC***

MUSICAL DANCE NUMBER, MEDLEY. SONGS ABOUT LUCK, BEING LUCKY, BEING HAPPY. MALE AND FEMALE DANCERS IN RED OUTFITS.

***AUDIO OUT OF SYNC***

JERRY THANKS AUDIENCE AND GUESTS, BEGINS WRAPPING UP SHOW.

JERRY LEWIS WRAPS UP SHOW MY MENTIONING NEXT WEEK'S GUESTS. ***AUDIO OUT OF SYNC*** JERRY SINGS AND SAYS GOODNIGHT, BOWS.

***AUDIO GOES IN AND OUT OF SYNCH THROUGHOUT SHOW***

SHOW ENDS