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STEVE ALLEN LEAD ON TO STAGE BY YOUNG WOMAN.
DESCRIBES WHAT THE SHOW WILL BE LIKE, SINCE
THIS IS THE FIRST SHOW

STEVE HOLDS UP LOOK MAGAZINE

MEAT GRINDER MEAT EVERYWHERE. TURNING CRANK

BUTCHER PLUCKING FEATHERS OFF CHICKEN

CU TOMBSTONE IN GRAVEYARD. MILK MAN LEAVES
FULL MILK BOTTLES AND TAKES AWAY EMPTIES

CAR PULLS AWAY FROM CURB. ANOTHER CAR HITS
IT. CAR ACCIDENT. PAN UP TO HOTEL WINDOW
WHERE MAN IS BEATING UP WOMAN. DUMMY

STEVE WITH PITS ALL OVER HIS FACE

EXTERIOR NEW YORK CITY'S 45TH STREET TOWARDS
TIMES SQUARE. CHINESE RESTAURANT. THE WILL
MASTIN TRIO WALK DOWN SIDEWALK. COME IN
LOADING DOCK DOOR & SHAKE HANDS WITH STEVE

WITH SOME PRETTY FANCY DANCING

(DOES IMPRESSION OF FRANK SINATRA)

COMMERCIAL FOR BENDIX DUALMATIC WASHER &
DRYER. MOTHER LAUGHS. PLAYING IN BACKYARD
WITH CHILDREN IN KIDDIE POOL. CLOTHES
SPINNING IN DRYER WINDOW IN WASH ROOM.
CLOCK PIE GRAPH. MOTHER & DAUGHTER COME IN
AND REMOVE TOWEL FROM DRYER. SPOKESMAN

SAMMY TAKES DRUMSTICKS, PLAYS OVER TO DRUM
SET. STEVE PLAYS PIANO & CLARINET. CU HANDS
ON PIANO. SAXOPHONE, TRUMPET. SAMMY ALSO
PLAYS TRUMPET. JAM SESSION OF GREAT JAZZ
SONG. INSTRUMENTAL. ROY ELRIDGE COLEMAN
HAWKING

SKIT ABOUT COMMERCIAL TESTIMONIALS, COMEDY
DONE IN DARK BAR. DRUNK MAN WANTS ANOTHER
DRINK. TAXI DRIVER THREATENS DRUNK. FALLS
ONTO BAR. HITS DRUNK OVER THE HEAD WITH
BOTTLE. DRUNK BECOMES A SOBER SPOKESMAN
FOR FAKE ASPIRIN. FACE COMMERCIAL

GENE RAYBURN

(MUSICIANS GO CRAZY IN THE BACKGROUND. PARODY SONG)