MS 1950s NEWLYWED CRYING INTO HANDKERCHIEF
AT DINNER TABLE, GOES OVER TO OVEN, PULLS OUT
BISCUITS. CU BISCUITS OF VARYING SIZES, NEWLYWED
LEARNING HOW TO COOK MESSES UP BISCUIT RECIPIE
PULLS OUT BISCUIT, KNOCKS IT AGAINST COUNTER,
ROCK HARD. COOKING MISHAP

NOSEY FRIEND OF HER HUSBANDS LOOKING AROUND
THE DINING ROOM, FRIGHTENS WOMAN WHO DOESN'T
KNOW HIM, COUNTRY BUMPKIN, TRIES TO EAT COOKIE,
ROCK HARD, PUTS IN HIS SHIRT POCKET. MOTHER ON
THE PHONE THINKS HER DAUGHTER IS TALKING TO HER,
HANGS UP ON HER DAUGHTER

COUNTRY BUMPKIN BRINGS OUT PLATE OF MEATBALLS,
BOUNCES MEATBALL ON THE FLOOR. BRINGS OUT FLAT
BUNDT CAKE

WIFE HEARS HUSBAND'S CAR, RUNS TO WINDOW, LOOKS
OUT WINDOW, TALKS HUSBAND'S FRIEND INTO SNEAKING
OUT THE BACK DOOR. HE SAYS "WELL SURE I'LL DO
IT, I LIKE YOU ELIZABETH, YOU'RE A REAL NICE
YOUNG HEIFFER"

NEWLYWEDS EXCITED TO SEE EACH OTHER, HUSBAND
PICKS WIFE UP IN BIG HUG, PUTS HER DOWN SAYS
"WHAT'S THAT I SMELL? SMELLS LIKE UNBURNED FOOD"

HUSBAND SETTING UP FRIEND A SEAT AT THE TABLE
MS HICK SPOONING OUT STEW WITH TINY SPOON,

MS COUPLE RELAXING ON BENCH SURROUNDED BY
PLANTS

REPEAT OF "THE DUMB, THE BLIND & THE NUMB" ON
F-A6128