1950s HOUSEWIFE CARRYING FLOWERS IN A VASE
INTO LIVING ROOM. TURNS WITH QUIZZICAL LOOK
CU GIZMO. WALKS OVER TO AMPLIFIER, MACHINE.
HEARS NOISES IN OTHER ROOM, RUNS OUT

HOUSEWIFE TAKING MILK OUT OF REFRIGERATOR,
SMELLS MILK TO SEE IF FRESH,

SUBURBAN HOUSEWIFE MAKING LUNCH FOR HUSBAND
CARRYING TOO MANY ITEMS FROM REFRIGERATOR,
DROPS EVERYTHING ON THE FLOOR, EXASPERATED
LOOK ON HER FACE, PICKS UP MICROPHONE, STATIC
INTERFERENCE, ANGRY, SHE GRABS SPEAKER OFF WALL,
THROWS ON GROUND, GETS RID OF THE STATIC

WOMAN PICKS UP MICROPHONE SPEAKS GOBBLEDYGOOK
HUSBAND WALKS IN KITCHEN DISAPPOINTED, WIFE
CONSOLES HUSBAND WITH A HUG

WIFE ANSWERING TELEPHONE, TALKS, HANGS UP PHONE
ANTIQUE STORE WANTS LAMP BACK

WIFE & HUSBAND MAKING WISH WHILE RUBBING GENIE'S
LAMP, THINKING LAMP IS MAGIC. COUPLE FIGHTING
OVER LAMP.

MS MAN RUBBING GENIE'S LAMP, WIFE PACKS IT BACK
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COUPLE TALKING ABOUT FRIEND WHO HAS WALKED IN
LIVING ROOM UNBEKNOWNST TO THEM. FRIEND TAKES
OUT ALARM CLOCK, CLOCK GOES OFF, SCARING COUPLE
OUT OF THEIR SEATS, ECCENTRIC FRIEND.

COUPLE USING FRENCH DICTIONARY TO INTERPRET
LETTER FROM FRANCE. ECCENTRIC FRIEND KNOWS
FRENCH, THEY MISTAKE HIS FRENCH FOR "GIBBERISH
WITH AN ACCENT". FRIEND READS LETTER, LAUGHS,
COUPLE THINKS HE'S PRETENDING, FINALLY THEY
BELIEVE HIM, HE TRANSLATES LETTER FOR THEM