JOCKEYS WARMING UP HORSES PRE-RACE AT COUNTRY
CLUB

MAN GETTING OUT OF CAR SLAMS HIS JACKET IN DOOR,
CAR PULLS AWAY DRAGGING HIM THROUGH WATER

FATTY TAKES A PIN FROM LAPEL, STICKS IN HIS SON'S
LEG, MOTHER SEPARATES THEM, NOW HE'S SEATED NEXT
TO FUR STOLE CLAD GIRL. THEY LAUGH ABOUT IT

BOOKIE COMES OVER, TELLING GIRL WHICH HORSE TO
BET ON, FATTY CUPS EAR TO EAVESDROP

HORSE RACE, SPECTATORS CHEERING FOR THEIR HORSE

FATTY'S HORSE GIVING JOCKEY HARD TIME, RUNNING
IN CIRCLES, CUTS TO FATTY VISIBLY UPSET, HORSE
TURNS AROUND & RUNS THE WRONG WAY ON TRACK

FATTY CONFRONTS JOCKEY, PULLS HIS PANTS POCKETS
INSIDE OUT, FLAT BROKE

FATTY TAKING WOMAN & HER SON HOME, FATTY DRIVES
AWAY, SON FALLS INTO BACK SEAT

ANGRY AT SON FOR HAVING FEET UP ON DESK, FATTY
KICKS SON'S FEET OFF TABLE

COUPLE ARRIVING HOME, SHE VISIBLE UPSET, HE TRYING
TO PLACATE HER. HE PULLS FATTY'S BUSINESS CARD
FROM POCKET, SHE CALLS FATTY ON THE TELEPHONE &
TELLS HIM SHE SWALLOWED SHOE POLISH, HE GETS HER
TO LAUGH. HIS WIFE & SON WALK IN, HE CUTS CALL
SHORT & DRIVES AWAY

FATTY GETS OUT OF HIS CAR, ROLLS CAR INTO SNAKE
OIL SALESMAN & CROWD SURROUNDING HIM, ROLLS INTO
& THROUGH PARKING GARAGE, MAN RUNNING IN FRONT
OF CAR

MAN RUNNING IN FRONT OF RUNAWAY CAR GETS RUN OVER
FATTY TRYING TO GET CAR BACK, WHISTLES, THE CAR
PULLS UP TO CURB WITH NO DRIVER

MAID HELPING HUMONGOUS FAT COP POLICEMAN OUT OF
UNIFORM & HAT, SITS AT KITCHEN TABLE, MAID HANGS
COAT IN BUTLER'S PANTRY. HUGS COAT BEFORE HANGING
IT UP

MAN JUMPS OUT OF WINDOW, ANOTHER FOLLOWS HIM
DOWN THE STREET. MAN PEEKING AROUND BUILDING
CORNERS

FATTY IN FRONT OF DOOR, LOOKS BOTH WAYS AS IF
SNEAKING, KNOCKS ON DOOR, JUDAS WINDOW OPENS,
"JOE SENT ME", FATTY GESTURES SECRET PASSWORD,
MAN WINKS & GRABS HIM INSIDE TO BOOKMAKERS WHERE
BETTERS ARE PLACING BETS

SUITOR PLACING NECKLACE GIFT AROUND WOMAN'S NECK

MAN CALLS WOMAN ON TELEPHONE, TELLS HER THAT HE
SAW MAN PUTTING HER NECKLACE ON ANOTHER WOMAN
SHE IS SURPRISED & UPSET

ONE MAN GOING OUT OF APARTMENT AT SAME TIME
OTHER MAN IS GOING OUT

WOMAN CONFRONTS THE OTHER, HIDDEN NECKLACE FALLS
TO GROUND, THE TWO WOMEN NEAR EACH OTHER WITH
VASES TO HIT EACH OTHER WITH, SUITOR / THIEF
COMES OUT OF HIDING, BENDS DOWN TO GRAB NECKLACE
GETS HIT WITH BOTH VASES, KNOCKED OUT, ONE
WOMAN LOCKS THE OTHER IN CLOSET

SLAPSTICK SEQUENCE; MAN CRAWLING ON FLOOR GOES
BETWEEN FATTY'S LEGS, HE FALLS, MAN ESCAPES
THROUGH WINDOW, FATTY FALLS ON HIS BUTT, MAN
ESCAPES ON FIRE ESCAPE, ONTO BUILDING'S ROOF,
PULLS OUT STOLEN NECKLACE, FATTY CHASES AFTER HIM,
THIEF PULLS OUT GUN, SHOOTS FATTY, HITS FAKE
MUSTACHE WHICH FLIES OFF, FATTY THROWS BRICK AT
THIEF, HITS HIM, HE FALLS DOWN CHIMNEY INTO
APARTMENT

WOMAN IN CLOSET FORCES DOOR OPEN, ESCAPES
SEES WOMAN BENT OVER MAN, HOLDING POCKET
WATCH IN ONE HAND & STOLEN NECKLACE IN THE OTHER
GRABS NECKLACE & RUNS OUT APARTMENT

FATTY'S SON ARRIVES WITH ARMY OF POLICEMEN,
PILE UP INTO EACH OTHER AT APARTMENT HOUSE FRONT
DOOR

FATTY COMES OUTSIDE WITH WOMAN, HIS SON
RECOGNIZES HIM, FATTY PUSHES HIM DOWN & RUNS
AWAY WITH WOMAN. POLICEMEN RUN IN OPPOSITE
DIRECTION, SON BAWLS

FATTY STILL IN POLICEMAN'S UNIFORM READING
RESULTS OF HORSE RACE, RUNS TO BOOKIES, KNOCKS
ON THE DOOR, JUDAS WINDOW OPENS, MAN INSIDE
THINKS HE'S A COP, MEN RUN OUTSIDE, HIDING, FATTY
WALKS INTO EMPTY ROOM, FILLS HAT & POCKETS WITH
MONEY

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