19341930s FEATURE FILMS
ROMANCE, COMEDY, SEMI-MUSICAL. GUY ROBERTSON, IRENE WARE, EDGAR KENNEDY, FRANKLIN PANGBORN, JOYCE COMPTON, FERDINAND GOTTSCHALK, WILLIAM VON BRINCKEN, OTIS HARLAN.
KELLY IS ON BOARD A TRANSATLANTIC OCEAN LINER AND IN LOVE WITH A PRINCESS.
STEAM WHISTLE BLOWS ON OCEAN LINER IN DOCK. SETS SAIL PAST STATUE OF LIBERTY. CU TAP DANCING FEET OF WOMEN ON BOARD DECK. WOMAN LINED UP ALONG RAILING. TURNING TURBINES AND WHEELS IN THE ENGINE ROOM OF SHIP. MAN GETS OFFENDED. STICKS CIGAR IN MAN'S MOUTH. MAN "OWNS" GIRLS. LIGHTS MAN'S CIGAR. IT EXPLODES. SHOWGIRLS. MAN GRABS WOMAN AND TURNS HER AROUND. BUMPS INTO MAN COMING OUT OF ROOM. FOLLOWS WOMAN DOWN HALL. GIVES MONEY, BRIBE TO GET CERTAIN ROOM. HOTEL ROOM NUMBERS ON DOOR. MAN SINGING IN THE SHOWER. ED TRYING TO SHAVE. MAN IN HIS TOWEL. SOUND BYTE - DON'T DO IT, PLEASE, DON'T DO IT! FOLKS ON LOUNGE CHAIRS ON DECK WATCHES MYSTERIOUS WOMAN WALK BY. CU HANDKERCHIEF ON FLOOR. HAND PICKS IT UP. WOMAN LOOKING AT CONTRACT. TRYING TO STEAL KELLY'S WOMEN. MEN DRINKING AT BAR. BARTENDER. AT CASH REGISTER, PUTS COIN IN HIS SHIRT POCKET. EXPLODING CIGAR. MAN WITH MONOCLE KEEPS GETTING INTO KELLY'S WAY. PHOOEY. WOMAN UNZIPS SKIRT. TAKE OFF THEIR CLOTHES. ROLLER SKATE DOWN DECK. MAN PUTS ON SKATES. WOMAN PUSHES MAN ON SKATES. OUT-OF-CONTROL. CROWD OF PEOPLE RUN AWAY FROM HIM AND PILE ON TO KELLY & WOMAN. SHE ENDS UP IN HIS LAP. WOMAN GETTING A BACK MASSAGE. OLD LADY ANSWERS PHONE. MAN SINGS INTO PHONE. ED PAINTS HEART ON KELLY'S BACK. ROMANTIC SLOW DANCING. NIGHTCLUB, DINNER CLUB. DREWS THEATER SET. ANIMATED CARTOON. ROMANTIC SCENE OF SHAKESPEARE DAYS. WOMAN'S BREASTS HEAVE. GET LARGER. WOMAN SMILES AS MAN SINGS. CARTOON CHARACTERS HAVE BIG EYES AND HUGE MOUTH. HAND PULLS CURTAIN CLOSED. MAN GETS BAD NEWS TELEGRAM. UNHAPPY MAN DELIVERS RADIOGRAM. SNOBBISH MAN UPSET. ALMOST CRIES. MAN SNAPS HIS FINGERS. GOT AN IDEA. SOUND BYTE - YOU'RE A GENIUS! MAN THINKING UP A PLAN. UP TO NO GOOD. THEY ARE TO JOIN EACH OTHER FOR A DRINK. CIGAR LIGHTER. MAN PULLS OUT WALLET. PUTS MONEY ON BAR FOR KELLY. TYPICAL EDGAR FRUSTRATION FACE. PUTS CIGARS BACK INTO BOX. SHAKE HANDS ON AGREEMENT BITES OFF END. BLONDE WOMAN IN GOWN COMES RUNNING OVER. WOMAN UNHAPPY. MYSTERIOUS MAN IN CORNER LIGHTING CIGARETTE. SHIP TRAVELS AT NIGHT. SMOKE COMES OUT. CASTLE GUARDS AT GATE, OPENS GATE. MAN GETS ON BICYCLE. MAN TIPS HIS HAT IN GREETING. EVERYBODY BOWS OR TIPS HAT. SMALL COUNTRY. MAN HAVING TROUBLE RIDING BICYCLE. POSTMAN, MAILMAN ON BICYCLE. SORTS MAIL AS HE RIDES. NO HANDS. OLD MAN WIPES OUT, FALLS DOWN ON SIDE OF ROAD. ALL BEAT UP. CU BROKEN TIRE. FALLS OFF BICYCLE. CARS DRIVE BY, BUT NOBODY WILL STOP FOR HIM. MEN IN BACK SEAT OF CAR. MISSING HIS GIRLFRIEND. SOUND BYTE - DISAPPEARED INTO THIN AIR. HITCH HIKE. IT'S THE KING. THEY THINK HE IS CRAZY BECAUSE HE SAYS HE IS THE KING. ED DOES MAGIC TRICK. MAKES HANDKERCHIEF. CHANGE COLOR. SQUIRTS WATER FROM FLOWER ON HIS LAPEL. MAN LAUGHS. MAN CARRIES SUITCASES. THEY TIP HIM. SCRAM. MAN CARRIES SUITCASES. THEY TIP HIM. SCRAM. OPENS DOUBLE DOORS. MEN WITH BAYONNETTES STOP MEN. KING COMES DOWN STAIRCASE. KISS HIS RING. LOOKS AT PAPERS. LIGHTS MATCH FROM BOX OF MATCHES. BOX OF MATCHES GO ON FIRE. CEREMONIAL DRESS. HEADLINE IN NEWSPAPER ABOUT PRINCESS' WEDDING. FORCED TO MARRY A PRINCE. SHE DOESN'T LIKE. TRYING TO TEACH KING HOW TO DANCE. WOMAN THROWS BOTTLE AGAINST DOOR. NINCOMPOOP. MAN FALLS IN TO WINDOW. WOMAN HOLDS HIM. HUG. COUNTRY IS BANKRUPT. MAN PAYS KING TO VIEW CASTLE GROUNDS. CHARGES ADDMISSION TO SEE PALACE. ED AS CARNIVAL BARKER. GUARDS WITH MOPS. AMUSEMENT PARK ATMOSPHERE. HOT DOG SELLER. GIRLS WALK IN AND AIR BLOWS UP THEIR SKIRTS. PEOPLE RIDE THE RAILING. SLIDE DOWN RAILING LIKE A SLIDE RIDE. GET YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WITH THE KING. PEOPLE WON'T BUY MOPS BECAUSE THEY USE VACUUM CLEANERS. AIR BLOWS UP WOMAN'S DRESS. BLOWS OFF HAT AND SHOWS HER STOCKINGS & GARTERS. RUDY VALLEE LOOK-ALIKE. RADIO BROADCAST FROM PALACE, TRYING TO SELL MOP. PERSONALITY MOP BILLBOARD, NEWSPAPER ADVERTISEMENT. STORE SELLING MOPS. CROWD OF WOMEN GO IN. MOPS TO MATCH YOUR PERSONALITY. WOMEN LISTEN TO RADIO & SWOON. AUNT JEMIMA WOMAN. GIRL WAKES SLEEPING FATHER. LOOK OF EXASPERATION. PRINCE AND HIS GUARDS ARRIVE. MAN THINKS. CU POCKET WATCH. 8 O'CLOCK. CU SWITCH ON & OFF. PUTS IT ON. TURNS MICROPHONE. WOMEN HEAR ARGUMENT AND GO RUNNING TO HELP. HUG. CLEANING WOMEN COME RUNNING OUT OF THE HOUSE. MARCH DOWN STREET WITH MOPS AND TORCHES, SINGING. STORMING CASTLE GATE ALA FRANKENSTEIN. EXPLOSION. GUARDS DANCE WITH ALL THE HOUSEWIVES. EDGAR KENNEDY IN GUARD'S OUTFIT. CIGAR EXPLODES, MAKES HIS FACE BLACK. WOMEN HOLD UP MOPS AS IN MILITARY WEDDING. MAKE ARCH WITH MOPS. TURNS SWITCH ON. WOMEN SCREAM THEY'RE KILLING CROONER. IF EDDIE CANTOR CAN SELL COFFEE AND RUDY VALLEE CAN SELL YEAST, THEN I CAN SELL MOPS. SOUND BYTE. ANIMATED, SMILING MOON.