YOUNG GIRL IN STRIPED MINI DRESS WALKS BY
NARRATOR. SHE GOES OVER TO BOYS AT COCA COLA
MACHINE. ONE GIVES HER A BOTTLE. GREAT 1960s
FASHIONS. GROOVY GLASSES.

TURNS TO LOOK AT OLDER COUPLE COMING OUT OF
DEALER'S OFFICE. TALKS ABOUT THAT MARKET.

NARRATOR TALKS ABOUT FRIENDLY, COMPLETE SERVICE
THAT MUST BE GIVEN.

CU FEET WALKING ON ROCKS. DIRTY KNEES ON PANTS.
BOY DISCOVERS THAT GIRLS ARE NOT JUST ROUND
BOYS! SITS NEXT TO PRETEEN GIRL ON ROCKS. SAYS
HI TO GIRL. SHE PLAYS WITH HER BARBIE DOLL, SHUNS
HIS ADVANCES. EXCHANGE STEREOTYPICAL MALE /
FEMALE REMARKS. BOY-VS-GIRL.

SHE SAYS "EW GET IT AWAY FROM ME, & DON'T LET IT
JUMP AT ME"

ANNOUNCER POINTS OUT MORAL OF STORY VIA BOY
LEFT BEHIND. BOY SAYS FEMALES ARE MORE FICKLE
THAN FROGS. WRONG SAYS ANNOUNCER. HE SAYS YOU
HAVE TO SELL YOURSELF TO WOMEN TO WIN THEM OVER.
INVITES VIEWER TO FIND OUT ABOUT THE FAIRER SEX.

FUNKY SHRINK DOCTOR BEHIND DESK. STEREOTYPE OF
ABSENT MINDED SHRINK. WEIRD TOYS ON DESK. DOCTOR
GETS UP & PULLS DOWN A FUNKY DIAGRAM OF THE
FEMALE SKELETON.

DOCTOR IS INTERRUPTED BY UNSEEN PERSON. SAYS THIS
IS NOT THE KIND OF INFO. THAT HE NEEDS. HE NEEDS
A MORE REVEALING LOOK INTO WOMEN. OF COURSE THE
PERVERTED DOCTOR TAKES THIS IN A SEXUAL CONTEXT.
LOOKS AROUND IN AS IF TO MAKE SURE THE COAST IS
CLEAR. PULLS DOWN A SCREEN THAT REVEALS A PAIR
OF FEMALE LEGS IN PUMPS. WE KNOW WHAT WILL FOLLOW.

PULLS UP PAIR OF LEGS SCREEN & RETURNS TO ORIGINAL
SCREEN.

SHE GOES INTO DESCRIBING WOMEN IN DEMOGRAPHICAL
TERMS.

SHE EXPLAINS THAT EVEN THOSE WOMEN WHO WORK SHOP
REGULARLY. ALSO SHOP FOR FAMILY ETC...

BACK TO SHRINK DOCTOR. POINTS A FINGER AT CAMERA,
SAYS "PRECISELY, FOR SHE IS A WOMAN" WALKS OVER
TO A MANTEL & PICKS UP A HEAD WITH WIG ON IT.
SAYS THE MIND IS DOMINATED BY THE NESTING INSTINCT
PULLS OFF WIG. PULLS OUT A BIRD OUT OF HER HEAD.
IN OTHER WORDS, SHE WANTS TO KEEP THE NEST TIDY.

SAME WOMAN WALKS DOWN STAIRS TO CAR, SHE TELLS
OF THE THINGS THAT TURN HER OFF ABOUT SERVICE
STATIONS.

WOMAN SAYS ICK!

WOMAN WALKS & TALKS. TELLS HOW LOYAL WOMEN ARE TO
A PRODUCT. WOMEN ARE 85% LOYAL TO A GAS BRAND
WHEREAS MEN ARE ONLY 71% LOYAL.

BACK TO DOCTOR. SAYS VERY IMPORTANT POINT AS
HE WALKS OVER TO SCREEN WITH SKELETON ON IT.
SAYS WOMEN ARE AT A DISADVANTAGE ON THEIR
TERRITORY.

1960s WOMAN IN CAR TALKS TO SERVICE STATION
ATTENDANT. RAMBLES ON SENSLESSLY. BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH. DESCRIBES CAR PROBLEM. SOUNDS LIKE A
CHIRPING SOUND LIKE MAYBE SHE HAS A CRICKET IN
HER ENGINE.

WOMAN IN CAR GOES ON TO DESCRIBE CAR PROBLEM.
SAYS WHEN SHE TURNS STEERING WHEEL TOO FAR, SHE
GETS A CRUNCHING SCREECH SOUND. AT THE BOTTOM OF
SCREEN, IT READS PLEASE ADJUST MY POWER STEERING
BELT, AS IF IT WERE A FOREIGN MOVIE WITH SUBTITLES

WOMAN STANDS WITH ATTENDANT, TELLING HIM THAT
THERE WAS THIS NOISE THAT SOUNDED LIKE AN AIR
PLANE WAS LANDING ON TOP OF HER, BUT WHEN SHE
LOOKED, THERE WAS NOTHING. BOTTOM OF SCREEN READS
PLEASE CHECK MY MUFFLER.

WOMAN IN CAR SAYS SHE THINKS MAYBE SHE BROKE THE
MAIN SPRING IN HER MOTOR, BOTTOM OF SCREEN READS
QUICK, CALL THE MECHANIC.

ORIGINAL WOMAN WITH 1960s STRIPED DRESS & HEAD
SCARF. EXPLAINS THAT SHE REPRESENTS 43% OF ALL
SERVICE STATION CUSTOMERS, AND MORE THAN 1/2 OF
LOCAL CUSTOMERS. IN SHORT, SERVICE STATIONS MUST
START CATERING TO WOMEN CUSTOMERS.

DOCTOR URGES TO TAKE CARE OF WOMEN, GOOD CARE.
THEY RESPOND TO THOSE LITTLE CONSIDERATIONS.

CU FROG IN BOYS HANDS. LITTLE FINGERS STROKE FROG.

FILM ENDS.