Historic Films Stock Footage Archive: SC-94

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02:41:04 8	ANNOUNCER TALKS ABOUT GROWING MARKET FOR CARS. UNDER 25 DRIVERS.
02:41:30 34	YOUNG GIRL IN STRIPED MINI DRESS WALKS BY NARRATOR. SHE GOES OVER TO BOYS AT COCA COLA MACHINE. ONE GIVES HER A BOTTLE. GREAT 1960s FASHIONS. GROOVY GLASSES.
02:41:43 47	ANNOUNCER GOES ON TO SAY TO DEALERS, MAYBE THEY SHOULD LEARN TO SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF YOUTH.
02:41:49 53	TURNS TO LOOK AT OLDER COUPLE COMING OUT OF DEALER'S OFFICE. TALKS ABOUT THAT MARKET.
02:42:03 67	OLDER COUPLE WALKS PAST OLD SINCLAIR GAS PUMPS. MAN OPENS CAR DOOR FOR THEM. DINO THE DINOSAUR LOGO IS SEEN. THEY DRIVE OFF.
02:42:13 77	NARRATOR TALKS ABOUT FRIENDLY, COMPLETE SERVICE THAT MUST BE GIVEN.
02:42:22 86	WOMAN & LITTLE GIRL WALK PAST, NARRATOR SAYS EXCUSE ME TO THEM AS THEY PASS. TALKS ABOUT HOW SERVICE STATION IS NO LONGER A MAN'S WORLD & THE GROWING AMOUNT OF WOMEN CUSTOMERS. TRY TO UNDERSTAND WOMAN'S POV.
02:42:42 106	CU FEET WALKING ON ROCKS. DIRTY KNEES ON PANTS. BOY DISCOVERS THAT GIRLS ARE NOT JUST ROUND BOYS! SITS NEXT TO PRETEEN GIRL ON ROCKS. SAYS HI TO GIRL. SHE PLAYS WITH HER BARBIE DOLL, SHUNS HIS ADVANCES. EXCHANGE STEREOTYPICAL MALE / FEMALE REMARKS. BOY-VS-GIRL.
02:43:13 137	BOY PULLS A FROG OUT FROM UNDER HIS SHIRT. IT IS A PRESENT FOR HER.
02:43:20 144	SHE SAYS "EW GET IT AWAY FROM ME, & DON'T LET IT JUMP AT ME"
02:43:25 149	ANOTHER BOY WALKS UP WITH FLOWERS & SHE GETS EXCITED. SHE WALKS OVER TO HIM & THEY GO TO THE PLAYGROUND, LEAVING BOY #1 HOLDING HIS FROG.
02:43:37 161	ANNOUNCER POINTS OUT MORAL OF STORY VIA BOY LEFT BEHIND. BOY SAYS FEMALES ARE MORE FICKLE THAN FROGS. WRONG SAYS ANNOUNCER. HE SAYS YOU HAVE TO SELL YOURSELF TO WOMEN TO WIN THEM OVER. INVITES VIEWER TO FIND OUT ABOUT THE FAIRER SEX.
02:44:02 186	GROOVY SILKSCREEN LIKE PATTERN ON SCREEN. BLOTCHES OF RED ARE ADDED TO SCREEN. THEN READS ALL ABOUT THE FAIR SEX. THEN RED TURNS TO FOOT PRINTS. LIKE DANCE STEP DIAGRAM.
02:44:21 205	FUNKY SHRINK DOCTOR BEHIND DESK. STEREOTYPE OF ABSENT MINDED SHRINK. WEIRD TOYS ON DESK. DOCTOR GETS UP & PULLS DOWN A FUNKY DIAGRAM OF THE FEMALE SKELETON.
02:44:46 230	PICKS UP STICK & USES IT TO POINT OUT ON THE LADY SKELETON. MAKES BLASE SEXIST REFRENCES. COULD BE CONSTRUED BY SOME AS FUNNY.
02:45:13 257	DOCTOR IS INTERRUPTED BY UNSEEN PERSON. SAYS THIS IS NOT THE KIND OF INFO. THAT HE NEEDS. HE NEEDS A MORE REVEALING LOOK INTO WOMEN. OF COURSE THE PERVERTED DOCTOR TAKES THIS IN A SEXUAL CONTEXT. LOOKS AROUND IN AS IF TO MAKE SURE THE COAST IS CLEAR. PULLS DOWN A SCREEN THAT REVEALS A PAIR OF FEMALE LEGS IN PUMPS. WE KNOW WHAT WILL FOLLOW.
02:45:30 274	UNSEEN VOICE STOPS HIM BEFORE WE SEE MORE. TELLS HIM HE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT MOTIVATES WOMEN.
02:45:38 282	PULLS UP PAIR OF LEGS SCREEN & RETURNS TO ORIGINAL SCREEN.
02:45:45 289	WOMAN WALKS DOWN STAIRS. SASHAYS. PUTS ON GLOVE. LOOKS AT CAMERA & SAYS "DO I KNOW ABOUT THE AMERICAN WOMAN?" AS SHE PUTS ON OTHER GLOVE. VOICE SAYS TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF.
02:45:58 302	SHE GOES INTO DESCRIBING WOMEN IN DEMOGRAPHICAL TERMS.
02:46:21 325	GOES ON TO SAY THAT WOMEN CONTROL 70% OF CONSUMER SPENDING. WHY? BECAUSE BOYS GO OFF TO WORK & WOMEN STAY HOME. VOICE INTERJECTS & GO SHOPPING? SHE LAUGHS & SAYS "EXACTLY".
02:46:37 341	SHE EXPLAINS THAT EVEN THOSE WOMEN WHO WORK SHOP REGULARLY. ALSO SHOP FOR FAMILY ETC...
02:46:48 352	ASKS HER ABOUT SERVICE STATIONS. SHE SAYS THAT SHE TAKES A GOOD LOOK BEFORE SHE PULLS INTO ONE. SHE LOOKS FOR SIGNS OF BAD HOUSEKEEPING. HE SAYS "BUT WHY?" SHE SAYS "I'M A WOMAN".
02:47:18 382	BACK TO SHRINK DOCTOR. POINTS A FINGER AT CAMERA, SAYS "PRECISELY, FOR SHE IS A WOMAN" WALKS OVER TO A MANTEL & PICKS UP A HEAD WITH WIG ON IT. SAYS THE MIND IS DOMINATED BY THE NESTING INSTINCT PULLS OFF WIG. PULLS OUT A BIRD OUT OF HER HEAD. IN OTHER WORDS, SHE WANTS TO KEEP THE NEST TIDY.
02:47:46 410	PICKS UP A POSTER WITH A HUGE EYE ON IT. CU EYE WITH AN OWL IN MIDDLE. IMPLIES SHE CAN SEE EXTREMELY WELL.
02:47:57 421	SAME WOMAN WALKS DOWN STAIRS TO CAR, SHE TELLS OF THE THINGS THAT TURN HER OFF ABOUT SERVICE STATIONS.
02:48:20 444	SCORNED LITTLE BOY SAYS ASK HER ABOUT FROGS.
02:48:23 447	WOMAN SAYS ICK!
02:48:25 449	DOCTOR SAYS SHE WOULDN'T GO NEAR A MESSY STATION ANY MORE THAN AN ICKKY FROG. MUST GIVE HER SPECIAL KINDNESS & CONSIDERATION. HE SAYS "YOU'VE GOT TO WOO THEM TO WIN THEM. IF YOU CAN FOOL THEM LONG ENOUGH, THEY'LL BE LOYAL".
02:48:58 482	WOMAN WALKS & TALKS. TELLS HOW LOYAL WOMEN ARE TO A PRODUCT. WOMEN ARE 85% LOYAL TO A GAS BRAND WHEREAS MEN ARE ONLY 71% LOYAL.
02:49:13 497	SHE SAYS GAS IS GAS, IT'S THE BRAND OF MEN THAT COUNTS! SAYS SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE PUT DOWN, LIKE SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING. GETS IN CAR.
02:49:35 519	BACK TO DOCTOR. SAYS VERY IMPORTANT POINT AS HE WALKS OVER TO SCREEN WITH SKELETON ON IT. SAYS WOMEN ARE AT A DISADVANTAGE ON THEIR TERRITORY.
02:49:49 533	WALKS OVER TO A REAL SKELETON & PULLS THE JAW DOWN IN A FLAPPING MANNER AS IF IT WERE SPEAKING. SAYS WOMEN TALK TOO MUCH. THIS IS DEFINITELY A SPOOF.
02:50:08 552	1960s WOMAN IN CAR TALKS TO SERVICE STATION ATTENDANT. RAMBLES ON SENSLESSLY. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. DESCRIBES CAR PROBLEM. SOUNDS LIKE A CHIRPING SOUND LIKE MAYBE SHE HAS A CRICKET IN HER ENGINE.
02:50:27 571	DOCTOR WARNS UNSEEN VOICE TO BE UNDERSTANDING / SENSITIVE TO THE FEMALE WAY OF DESCRIPTION. THE DOCTOR SUGGESTS LOOKING FOR THE SUBTITLES!
02:50:50 594	WOMAN IN CAR GOES ON TO DESCRIBE CAR PROBLEM. SAYS WHEN SHE TURNS STEERING WHEEL TOO FAR, SHE GETS A CRUNCHING SCREECH SOUND. AT THE BOTTOM OF SCREEN, IT READS PLEASE ADJUST MY POWER STEERING BELT, AS IF IT WERE A FOREIGN MOVIE WITH SUBTITLES
02:51:02 606	WOMAN WITH ELBOW ON CAR SAYS TO THE SERVICE MAN, "OH, I CAN'T BE OUT OF OIL..." BOTTOM OF SCREEN READS PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT THE PROPER OIL-CHANGE INTERVALS.
02:51:10 614	WOMAN STANDS WITH ATTENDANT, TELLING HIM THAT THERE WAS THIS NOISE THAT SOUNDED LIKE AN AIR PLANE WAS LANDING ON TOP OF HER, BUT WHEN SHE LOOKED, THERE WAS NOTHING. BOTTOM OF SCREEN READS PLEASE CHECK MY MUFFLER.
02:51:22 626	ATTENDANT LEANS DOWN AT TIRE. SHE EXPLAINS A SOUND IN HER MOTOR. BOTTOM OF SCREEN READS PLEASE UPGRADE ME TO DINO SUPREME GASOLINE.
02:51:36 640	WOMAN IN CAR SAYS SHE THINKS MAYBE SHE BROKE THE MAIN SPRING IN HER MOTOR, BOTTOM OF SCREEN READS QUICK, CALL THE MECHANIC.
02:51:45 649	DOCTOR EXPLAINS THAT WHETHER YOU CAN TRANSLATE OR NOT, YOU MUST BE HELPFUL. EXPLAIN TO WOMEN WITH OUT PUTTING THEM DOWN. THEN THEY WILL BE LOYAL CUSTOMERS.
02:52:03 667	ORIGINAL WOMAN WITH 1960s STRIPED DRESS & HEAD SCARF. EXPLAINS THAT SHE REPRESENTS 43% OF ALL SERVICE STATION CUSTOMERS, AND MORE THAN 1/2 OF LOCAL CUSTOMERS. IN SHORT, SERVICE STATIONS MUST START CATERING TO WOMEN CUSTOMERS.
02:52:30 694	SHE SASHAYS OVER TO HER CAR, DOES THE WHITE GLOVE TREATMENT ON HER ENGINE AS AN ATTENDANT WORKS ON IT. SAYS IT'S FILTHY IN THERE. ANOTHER TRANSLATION IS NEEDED. SHE SMILES AT CAMERA, PLAYING DUMB. RECAPS BEING LOYAL ETC...
02:53:02 726	DOCTOR URGES TO TAKE CARE OF WOMEN, GOOD CARE. THEY RESPOND TO THOSE LITTLE CONSIDERATIONS.
02:53:17 741	ORIGINAL LITTLE BOY WITH FROG WALKS OVER TO PRE TEEN SITTING ON ROCKS WITH BOY WHO BROUGHT HER FLOWERS. HIS HANDS ARE BEHIND HIS BACK. HE PRESENTS HER WITH A HUGE LOLLIPOP. SHE GETS UP PSYCHED. FROG BOY HANDS OVER FROG TO FLOWER BOY, LEAVING HIM HOLDING THE FROG.
02:53:33 757	CU FROG IN BOYS HANDS. LITTLE FINGERS STROKE FROG.
02:53:38 762	COOL COLORED FOOTPRINTS, LIKE DANCE MANUAL FEET, WALK ACROSS BLACKENED SCREEN. FEMALE & MALE. A PAIR OF FROGS FOOT PRINTS SHOW UP ON TOP OF THE TWO SETS OF FEET.
02:53:55 779	FILM ENDS.