JERRY LEWIS AND GUEST MERV GRIFFIN IN LUMBERJACK COMEDY SKETCH. THEY SAW A LARGE TREE. JERRY CALLS "TIMBER!" BUT THE STUMP FALLS INSTEAD OF THE UPPER PART OF THE TREE.

OUR MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE COMEDY SKETCH. COLOR STILL OF THE WHITE HOUSE FOLLOWED BY CU DOOR STATES: OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

PHONE RINGS. JERRY PICKS UP SEVERAL PHONES ON THE DESK. NONE OF THEM STOP THE RINGING. CU RED BLINKING PHONE. THE HOTLINE PHONE. JERRY ANSWERS. SPEAKS TO RUSSIAN JANITOR. EXPLAINS HOW TO DEFECT. JERRY PULLS ON THE PHONE WIRE AND PULLS A THE RUSSIAN JANITOR THROUGH THE WALL INTO THE WHITE HOUSE. END OF SKETCH.

BARBARA EDEN IN INSTRUMENTAL DANCE NUMBER. EGYPTIAN SET. BARBARA IN SEXY OUTFIT REMINISCENT OF I DREAM OF JEANIE. DANCE PERFORMANCE SIMILAR TO MARTIN'S KING TUT DANCE AT TIMES. ETHNOCENTRISM.

HISTORY OF DANCE COMEDY SKETCH. JERRY AS NUTTY PROFESSOR. PROFESSOR SHUFFLEOFF. JERRY SITS WITH FEET IN A GALVANIZED BUCKET. POURS KETTLE OF HOT WATER INTO BUCKET. JERRY AT LECTERN. SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO CAMERA. TALKS ABOUT THE CREATION OF DANCE. MAKES JOKE ABOUT SOMEONE FROM THE MIDDLE AGES WANTING TO VOTE FOR RONALD REAGAN. JERRY WHISTLES USING HIS FINGERS. CALLS DANCERS OUT. TWO BALLET DANCERS BRING OUT A SIGN THAT READS "HISTORY OF DANCE". JERRY DISCUSSES FOOTWORK WHILE SHOWING FOOT PRINTS IN DIFFERENT STYLES. JERRY DANCES WITH BALLET DANCERS. JERRY'S PANTS RIP. THEY, EMBARRASSED LEAVE THE STAGE.

COMEDY SKETCH MERV GRIFFIN DOING A VERSION OF THE MERV GRIFFIN SHOW. MERV'S GUESTS ALL CHATTER AMONG THEMSELVES WITH ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNK STYLE VOICES. MERV GETS FRUSTRATED. FANTASIZES....

JERRY LEWIS IN TUXEDO CLAPS AND GREETS MERV GRIFFIN. THEY DO A COMEDY BIT TOGETHER.

BALLAD OF MINNIE AND JETHROE COMEDY SKETCH. BARBARA EDEN AS SEXY FARMER'S DAUGHTER TYPE. SHE DRINKS MILK THEN POURS THE REST INTO A BUTTER CHURN AND STARTS CHURNING. JERKING. SEXUAL INUENDO. SINGS ABOUT CHURNING BUTTER. PULLS OUT TWO STICKS OF BUTTER FROM CHURN. GUN SHOT CAN BE HEARD, PICTURE FALLS FROM THE WALL. JERRY AS A COUNTRY HICK IN OVERALLS, MISSING TEETH AND GOOFY SMILE ON HIS FACE. CARRIES A RIFLE.LAUGHS STUPIDLY. BLOWS SMOKE OUT OF THE RIFLE. JERRY AND BARBARA PLAY BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND. JERRY NEALS DOWN NEAR DOOR. DOOR OPENS KNOCKING HIM DOWN. IN WALKS MERV GRIFFIN IN A SUIT. MERV AND BARBARA LOOK AT EACH OTHER LIKE THEY ARE IN LOVE. MERV MAKES STUPID FUNNY EXPRESSIONS. JERRY POINTS RIFLE AT MERV.

BARBARA TELLS MERV SHE AND JERRY ARE AN ILLITERATE SIMON & GARFUNKEL.

JERRY TUNES UP HIS WASHBOARD INSTRUMENT. MERV AND BARBARA TRY AND THEN EVENTUALLY KISS. JERRY SINGS. JERRY PLAYS PIANO. KEYS FLY OFF. SKETCH ENDS ABRUPTLY. NO END CREDITS. PLAYS A " HILLBILLY " STEROTYPE