EXT OF HIGH SCHOOL, SIGN FOR VINCE LONBARDI HIGH SCHOOL

ZOOM IN ON GOOD LOOKING MALE STUDENT CARRYING TRAY OF FOOD, GREETS FOOTBALL PLAYERS, CUT TO NERDY GIRL SMILING

MEETING OF THE HIGH SCHOOL BOARD OF EDUCATION, OFFICIAL INTRODUCES STERN FEMALE PRINCIPAL

MUSIC TEACHER TALKS LECTURES ON LUDWIG BEETHOVEN TO BORED HIGH SCHOOL CLASS, HOLDS UP RECORD

TEENS DANCING OUTDOORS, TITLE CARD FOR MOVIE: ROCK N ROLL HIGH SCHOOL, STUDENTS DANCING IN THE CLASSROOMS AND HALLS, CREDITS SUPERIMPOSED, GLASS DOORS SHATTER

STUDENTS DANCING OUTSIDE HIGH SCHOOL, STUDENT IN LETTERMAN SWEATER STARTS TO DANCE, MANNISH PRINCIPAL CUTS THE ELECTRIC CORD AND SHUTS DOWN PARTY

FEMALE PRINCIPAL LECTURES STUDENTS OUTSIDE ABOUT "SHAMELESS DISPLAY OF ADOLESCENT ABANDONMENT", CUT TO STUDENTS, NERDY GIRL STEPS FOWARD TO TAKE BLAME FOR INCIDENT

FEMALE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL WITH RAMONES RECORD THREATENS WITH STUDENTS WITH REPORT ON "PERMANENT RECORD"

HIGH SCHOOL HALLWAY, FOOTBALL CAPTAIN IN LETTER SWEATER TALKS TO HIMSELF, STOPS TO TALK TO PRETTY GIRLS IN SKIMPY SHIRTS

POSTER FOR DATING SERVICES, CUT TO TEEN ENTERING THE BOYS ROOM IN A HIGH SCHOOL, "SMOKING IN THE BOY'S ROOM" PLAYS, SMOKING WATER PIPES

HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS IN HALLWAY, CARRYING BOOKS, STUDENT WITH EAR JACK HEADPHONE AND TAPE PLAYER, POSTER FOR CAPEZIOS BODY SUITS AND LEOTARDS, THEY TALK TO GYM TEACHER

SAFETY SQUAD NERDS EXIT OFFICE AND ONE RUNS THROUGH HALLS, THE OTHER LIGHTS A CIGARETTE AND FOLDS NOTE INTO PAPER AIRPLANE AND THROWS IT OUT THE SCHOOL WINDOW

MS OF BALD, PRETENTIOUS MUSIC TEACHER REMOVING PAPER AIRPLANE FROM HIS EAR AND READING IT, CUT TO LAUGHING HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS, ANNOUNCES SURPRISE QUIZ, STUDENTS GROAN AND THROW BOOKS AT NERDY SAFETY OFFICER

GIRLS IN GYM CLASS RUN TO FRIEND WHO JUST SLID DOWN ROPE, SHORT WHITE SHORTS, CREEP IN SAFETY PATROL UNIFORM SWINGS INTO CUTE GIRLS AND DELIVERS NOTE TO GYM TEACHER

FEMALE PRINCIPAL IN LAB COAT MEETS WITH TEACHERS IN SCIENCE CLASSROOM, SAFETY SQUAD RAISES HANDS TO VOLUNTEER, "GO AND MONITOR THE HALLS", PRINCIPAL TALKS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF ROCK N ROLL MUSIC AS SHE HOLDS A WHITE MOUSE BY THE TAIL

HIGH SCHOOL GIRL'S GYM CLASS, STUDENTS EXERCISE AND DANCE IN TANK TOPS AND WHITE SHORT SHORTS, GIRL PUTS ON THE RAMONES ROCK AND ROLL HIGH SCHOOL, DANCE ON THE BLEACHERS, BOYS PEEP ON THEM

SAFETY SQUAD NERD IN UNIFORMS RUSH INTO CLASSROOM AND TELL ON THE GIRL'S GYM CLASS

PRINCIPAL AND TEACHERS ENTER GYM, FIND THE GIRLS EXERCISING,THEY ARE DISMISSED TO LOCKER ROOM

MONTAGEOF RAMONES POSTERS AND NEWSPAPER HEADLINES

MONTAGE OF RAMONES PROMO MATERIAL

FAN GIRL DOES JUMPING JACKS OUTSIDE THEATER AND EATING PIZZA, READING, WEARING BRIGHTLY COVERED CLOTHING, CUT WITH RAMONES PHOTOS AND ARTICLES

FAN GIRL SLEEPS OUTSIDE THEATER IN LOUNGE CHAIR, MILKMAN DELIVERS MILK, CUT TO ALARM CLOCK RINGING, GIRL WAKES UP AND YAWNS, CUT TO LONG LINEOF TEENS WAITING TO BUY TICKETS, MAN DRESSED AS AMERICAN INDIAN, SCALPER JOKE

NERDY FEMALE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT IN GLASSES, ENTERS SMOKY BOYS ROOM AND ENTERS MAKESHIFT OFFICE, RED LIGHT GOES OFF

NERDY GIRL IN CAR, BEING DRIVEN TO DATE WITH TEEN BOY

BALDING TEEN GETS OUT OF 1060S CAR WITH FINS, AND RAG TOP, TWO TEEN TALK, NERDY TEEN GIRL GETS OUT OF CAR, BOY IN LETTER SWEATER IS DISAPPOINTED, WHEELER DEALER TRIES TO GET THEM TOGETHER

TEEN TRIES MAKING OUT IN CAR WITH REAL GIRL, STRETCHES ARMS OVERHEAD AND YAWNS, CUT TO MATCH MAKER GIVING DIRECTIONS

SOMEONE HANDS FEMALE PRINCIPAL A NOTE AT HER DESK, CUT TO NOTE ABOUT FATHER DYING, PRINCIPAL STANDS UP ANGRY AND STAMPS NOTE

CU OF OLD CHEVY WITH LICENSE PLATE THAT READS- "GABBA GABBA HEY", RAMONE MOTTO /LYRIC, ZOOM OUT TO RAMONES PLAYING IN BACK OF PINK CONVERTIBLE, CUT TO PAN OF FANS ON LINE, CAR PULLS UP AND FANS RUSH OUT AND DANCE AS RAMONES WALK DOWN SIDEWALK LIP-SYNCING TO "I JUST WANT TO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO", CUT TO FAN GIRLS DANCING AND FIGHTING

EVIL FEMALE PRINCIPAL QUESTIONS GIRL ABOUT NOTE, CUT TO NOTE ABOUT GOLDFISH DYING

FAN GIRL BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL HANDS OUT RAMONES TICKETS TO HAPPY STUDENTS, GIVES ONE TO THE MUSIC TEACHER

PRINCIPAL QUESTIONS GIRLS ABOUT THE RAMONES CONCERT, MUSIC TEACHER SUPPORTS THE GIRLS, PRINCIPAL SICS HER CREEPY HALL MONITORS ON THE GIRLS

TEEN GIRL IN HER BEDROOM, TOSSES HER SONG IDEAS DOWN ON THE BED, FRUSTRATED, CUT TO MUSIC, SHE LIGHTS UP A CIGARETTE AND PUTS ON A RAMONES ALBUM

TEEN GIRL IN BED SMOKING, TRANSITION TO MALE TEENAGER LOOKING OVER CUSTOM VAN, HE HAS DRINK WITH FRIEND IN LUXURY VAN

TEEN BOY IN VAN WITH BEADED CURTAIN TALKS ON RED PHONE, CUT TO TEEN GIRL IN BEDROOM, BOY MENTIONS VAN, WATERBED AND RAMONES PLAYING ON HIS STEREO TRYING TO GET GIRL TO COME OVER AND GET DRUNK, SHE SAYS YES AND HE GETS ALL EXCITED

TWO TEEN BOYS IN A LUXURY CONVERTED VAN TALKING ABOUT THE NIGHT WITH GIRLS, CUT TO GIRLS IN BEDROOM TALKING ABOUT BOYS

YELLOW MUSTANG SCREECHES TIRES AND PULL OVER AT PAY PHONE, TWO TEEN GIRLS PULL MAN PROPOSING FROM BOOTH TO MAKE PHONE CALL TO RADIO STATION, THEY ANSWER QUESTION CORRECTLY AND WIN RAMONES TICKETS, JUMP UP AND DOWN AND CRUSH EYE GLASSES OF POOR MAN

RED TELEPHONE RINGS IN THE VAN AND TEEN ANSWERS IT, CUT TO GIRLS ON PAY PHONE, WITH EXCUSE ABOUT MISSING DATE

EXT OF THEATER WITH MARQUEE - "THE ROCKATORIUM PRESENTS THE RAMONES"

MUSIC TEACHER IN BERET AND GIANT RAT SHARE BONG, MAN IN AMERICAN INDIAN COSTUME, SMOKING WEED AT A CONCERT

TWO NUNS IN AUDIENCE THROW UP PEACE SIGNS

DEEJAY INTRODUCES TWO TEEN GIRLS AS WINNERS OF CONCERT TICKETS, THEY CURSE OUT THE PRINCIPAL ON THE RADIO, CUT TO PRINCIPAL LISTENING WHO SENTS OUT HER HALL MONITORS

TEEN GIRLS ARE FOLLOWED UP DARK STAIRCASE BY DEEJAY CHATTING THEM UP, INVITES THEM TO WATCH HIM INTERVIEW THE RAMONES, ASPIRING SONGWRITER ARGUES WITH RAMONES GROUPIE, MANAGER WON'T LET GIRLS BACKSTAGE, MANAGER ASKS DEEJAY FOR MORE AIR TIME

DARK CONCERT CROWD SCREAMING "HEY HO, LET'S GO"

MS OF RAMONES ON STAGE, PERFORMING, LOTS OF CUTS TO AUDIENCE AND MUSCIANS

FEMALE PRINICPAL ON PHONE TALKS TO TEEN GIRL'S MOTHER

RAMONES START NEW SONG, CUT TO HIPPIE TYPE IN JEAN VEST SNORTING COCAINE, SPILLING IT AS HE LOOKS AT WATCH, COSTUMED FAN WITH SIGN READING "GABBA GABBA HEY"

TEEN COUPLE TALK IN HALLWAY ABOUT BEING FRIENDS

LOTS OF CUTS TO AUDIENCE AND ACTORS

HALL MONITOR NERDS APPROACH GROUPIE IN BATHROOM, WEARING A LEOPARD PRINT BODY SUIT, CALLING BODY SEARCH

SIGN FOR VINCE LOMBARDI HIGH SCHOOL

STUDENTS AND FACULTY REACT, THROW FOOTBALL AT PRINCIPAL, PRINCIPAL LIGHTS RAMONES ALBUM ON FIRE, MUSIC TEACHER PROTESTS, CUT TO ROLLING STONES AND BOB DYLAN ALBUM BURNING

CHAOS ENSUES, STUDENTS BREAK THROUGH LINES AND RUN AROUND, TEENS WITH FIRE HOSE, MUSIC TEACHER STANDS UP FOR ROCK AND ROLL

STUDENTS IN UPPER STORY WINDOWS OF SCHOOL UNFURL A BANNER THAT READS "ROCK N ROLL HIGH SCHOOL", RAMONES LOOK UP AT IT AND ENTER SCHOOL

STUDENTS GO CRAZY IN SCHOOL HALLS, DANCING, BALD MUSIC TEACHER DANCING WITH TEEN GIRL

CRAZY GIANT COSTUMED RAT MOM PLEADS WITH DISHEVELED PRINCIPAL

RIOTING TEENS IN HIGH SCHOOL HALLS, SPRAYING FIRE EXTINQUISHER

HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS THROW PAPER FROM THEIR LOCKERS AROUND, CUT TO SPEAKERS

STUDENTS AND MOTORBIKE IN HALLS OF HIGH SCHOOL, CUT TO RAMONES PUSHING MAIL CART

TEENS IN SHOWERS IN LOCKER ROOM FULL OF SUDS

RAMONES PUSH MAIL CART OUT OF SECOND STORY WINDOW, CUT TO NERDS IN CART PRAYING,PRINCIPAL AND FACULTY WATCH CANVAS CART FALL TO PARKING LOT

TEEN GIRL WITH HER HEROES, THE RAMONES, WALK THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL HALL

PRINCIPAL ON BULL HORN WITH BANDAGED HALL MONITOR AND POLICE IN RIOT GEAR, CUT TO SCREAMING TEENS

TEEN GIRL IN HIGH SCHOOL MAIN OFFICE USES CHAIN SAW TO CUT FILE CABINET IN HALF AND THROWS SHREDDED PAPER OUT THE WINDOWS

SCREAMING STEVEN THE DEEJAY REPORTS IN FRONT OF COP CAR ABOUT THE INCIDENT AT HIGH SCHOOL

THE RAMONES TALK TO STUDENTS IN THE HIGH SCHOOL HALLWAY, TEENS CHEER, GIRL GETS A LEATHER JACKET, MUSIC TEACHER CALLS THEM "THE BEETHOVEN OF OUR TIME"

STUDENT EVACUATE SCHOOL AT NIGHT, PRINCIPAL IS HAPPY,

STAND OFF BETWEEN TEEN GIRL HERO AND STERN PRINCIPAL, CUT TO MS OF SPEAKERS

SONG ENDS, ANGRY PRINCIPAL IN WHEELCHAIR, DEEJAY REPORTS

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