CRAZY SHOTS - COMEDY VIGNETTES
STEVE ALLEN SNAPS HIS FINGERS, CU HANDS ON
PIANO

MAN READY TO EAT, WRINGING HIS HANDS IN
EXPECTATION, NAPKIN TUCKED UNDER HIS CHIN.
POURS SALT ON FOOD, PEPPER AND CHEESE ON
SPAGHETTI. ABOUT TO EAT IT. IT FLIES OFF HIS
PLATE BECAUSE IT'S REALLY A MOP. DON KNOTTS
AS JANITOR. JACK E LEONARD

LOUIS NYE PUTTING SHAVING CREME ON HIS FACE.
SHAVES WITH A STRAIGHT RAZOR, PEELS OFF HIS
MUSTACHE, SHAVES THERE, AND STICKS FAKE
MUSTACHE BACK ON.

BASEBALL CATCHER, TOM POSTON. GETS PIE THROWN
INTO HIS FACE. HOLDS UP TWO FINGERS.

STEVE WEARING CLOWN WIG AND NOSE.

SPECIAL OFFICER, JOE BOLANDOF, THE ASSOCIATED
POLICE PROTECTION SERVICE, GUARD IN UNIFORN,
RING OF KEYS

PAN OF BEAUTIFUL HOMES, SUBURBIA, LOG CABIN,
TEEPEE, IGLOO, FLOOR PLANS OF ROOMS.

FOOTAGE OF CAR RACE.

FOOTAGE OF NEW JERSEY.

NATIVES CHOPPING BRUSH IN JUNGLE SAFARI.

MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS

STEVE AS SPOKESMAN.

MARIE MAC DONALD TALKS TO STEVE

MARIE MAC DONALD - I GET A KICK OUT OF YOU.

COMEDY PARODY OF SOAP OPERA - DETOUR OF LIFE

PICKS UP BOOK - WHAT TO DO UNTIL THE DOCTOR
COMES.

TOM POSTON AS DOCTOR, SCIENTIST WITH TEST
TUBES DOING EXPERIMENT. FALLING ASLEEP. BLINKS
HIS EYES - CATCH 40 WINKS.

COMMERCIAL FOR: CARNU CAR WAX.
NO DRAG ON THE RAG TAG LINE. MAN POURS AND
WAXES HIS CAR. BEAUTIFUL CAR IN DRIVEWAY,
BECOMES SHINY. ANIMATED SPARKLES ON CARS.

DON RONDO DRESS IN COWBOY OUTFIT TALKS TO
STEVE. FAN CLUB YEAHS IN AUDIENCE.

STEVE ASKS WHICH MICROPHONE TO USE.

SKITCH HENDERSON COMES OUT IN STRAW HAT TO
GIVE STEVE SOME BONGOS.

TOM POSTON SAYS - SO IT'S GOOD - AS PART OF
COMMERCIAL.

STEVE LAUGHING ABUT LEONARD'S OFF-STAGE
COMMENTS.

COMMERCIAL FOR: BEAUTIFLOR WAX.
OLD MAN WITH PIPE. A HANDYMAN. SITTING ON
PORCH IN LIMBO WITH DALMATION DOG. GENERAL
STORE. RETIRED.

HOUSEWIFE IN SURREAL DEN IN LIMBO, MOPPING
FLOOR.

STEVE & GENE RAYBURN.

STEVE ALLEN PLAYS PIANO. TV MONITOR OF HIM
PLAYING BEHIND HIM. CU HANDS ON PIANO.

STEVE ALLEN AND MARIE MAC DONALD DO A
COMEDY SKETCH ABOUT TWO PEOPLE WHO WORK IN
COMMERCIALS AND HOW IT AFFECTS THEIR EVERYDAY
LIVES. MARIE FILES HER NAILS. DOORBELL RINGS.
SHE ANSWERS DOOR. THEY TALK LKE TAG LINES AND
SLOGANS FROM COMMERCIALS. SHE WANTS TO BREAK
UP WITH HIM.

GIVES HER A CIGARETTE FROM CIGARETTE CASE.
CAN'T FIND A LIGHTER.

HANDKERCHIEF WITH A BIG HOLE IN THE MIDDLE.

STEVERINO, THE GREYHOUND DOG.

BRENDA LEE - TRUE LOVE GOES ON AND ON
IN A CUTE LITTLE PARTY DRESS

STEVE ALLEN AND BRENDA LEE DUET - WILL YOU
STILL BE MINE? THEY DANCE TOGETHER. CUTE. SHE
POINTS FAKE GUN AT HIM, FLAG READS: BANG.
THEY DRINK FROM STRAWS FROM THE SAME SODA.