BACKSTAGE AT THE THEATRE. MAN KNOCKS ON STEVE
ALLEN'S DRESSING ROOM DOOR. STEVE SHOOTS MAN
WITH GUN, HE FALLS OFF BALCONY

CROSLEY & BENDIX HOME APPLIANCES. AVCO

JERGENS-WOODBURY

CU HANDS ON PIANO

WOMAN PUTS ON LIPSTICK WHILE LOOKING INTO COMPACT
MIRROR. CU TEETH. WORDS ON TEETH.

SKITCH HENDERSON DRINKING FROM BOTTLE. TALKS TO
MAN, POURS DRINK ON HIMSELF.

GENE RAYBURN SHAVES HIMSELF WITH STRAIGHT RAZOR.
EATS CREAM. LICKS RAZOR.

STEVE LAWRENCE COMES OUT OF GARBAGE CAN EATING A
BANANA

STEVE ALLEN WITH INK ALL OVER HIS FACE

(MALE DANCERS DO DANCE NUMBER)

COMMERCIAL FOR VICEROY CIGARETTES. RACE CAR
DRIVER AND PIT STOP MEN SMOKE AND SING JINGLE.
BILL ELLIOT, SPOKESMAN

STEVE AS NERDY SCIENTIST MAN. SPINS GLOBE.
LEANS ON GLOBE. CROSSES HIS FINGERS. SEDATED

DRUNK MAN STUMBLES INTO VIEW. STEVE LAWRENCE

NEW YORK CITY STREET WITH PALM TREE. SUPPOSED TO
BE HAWAII. DRUNK WITH LEI.

NEW YORK STREET WITH CACTUS ON IT. DRUNK WITH
COWBOY HAT.

SPINNING BLUR. SUPPOSED TO BE FLYING INTO EYE
OF HURRICANE. CLEARS TO BECOME CBS LOGO.

COMMERCIAL FOR WOODBURY SOAP. KYLE MCDONALD,
SPOKESWOMAN. SHAMPOO.

PERFORM LIVE ON CABLE CAR TURNTABLE ON THE STREETS OF SAN FRANCISCO. MEN FROM THE CROWD RUN OUT TO DANCE. COPS HAVE TO MOVE THEM ALONG.

JUDY HOLLIDAY TALKS WITH STEVE ABOUT HER
UPCOMING PLAY - BELLS ARE RINGING

CU TELEPHONE

COMMERCIAL FOR BENDIX DUALMATIC WASHER-DRYER.
FAMILY PLAYS IN BACK YARD. HOUSEWIFE. HAPPY
IN WASH ROOM.

(OVERHEAD SHOT PULLS ALL THE WAY UP TO THE RAFTERS)

321ST NATIONAL MILITARY DRILL TEAM. COAT OF ARMS.
SOLDIERS FLIPPING RIFLES & MARCHING. ONE SOLDIER
OFF. SILLY. MAKING MESS. FALLING DOWN. SET FALLS
DOWN. FREEZE ACTION. ON THEIR KNEES. THROWS MAN.
LIFTS HIM OVER HIS HEAD. WALKS INTO CURTAIN.
LOUIS NYE. CRASH THROUGH BRICK WALL.

STEVE ALLEN HOLDS UP TWO FINGERS IN VEE SIGN.
VICTORY. PEACE SIGN.