19701970S FEATURE FILMS
A SURREAL COMEDIC ROMP THROUGH A MASH-UP OF FAIRY TALES PRESENTED AS A SCHOOL PLAY, 1970. PART 3
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CREEPY FIGURES WITH PAPER CUT OUT FACES AND HANDS
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| 03:00:04 4.75 |
SHIRTLESS MAN FALLS TO THE GROUND
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| 03:00:06 6.42 |
COLORFUL PAINTED ROW BOAT NEARS THE SHORE
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| 03:00:43 44 |
MAN CLIMBS INTO THE PAINTED BOAT WHICH MOVES IN THE WATER
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| 03:01:14 74.68 |
FEMALE FIGURE ON ROCK IN POND COVERED IN GAUZY FABRIC MOVES HER ARMS, SEDUCTIVE SIREN OF THE SEA
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| 03:01:28 88.15 |
MAN IN ROW BOAT COLLAPSES
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| 03:01:30 90.9 |
BEAUTIFUL ASIAN GIRL IN BIKINI KNEELS ON ROCK, SEDUCTIVE SIREN MOVING HER ARMS
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| 03:01:37 97.62 |
MAN IN BOAT REACHES FOR HER
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| 03:01:39 99.83 |
BEAUTIFUL GIRL TAKES OFF HER BIKINI
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| 03:01:47 107.19 |
MAN IN BOAT REACHES OUT, LOOKS LIKE A CASTAWAY
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| 03:01:51 111.72 |
SHIRTLESS WOMAN WITH PASTIES THROWS GLITTER, SEDUCTIVE, AS MAN IN BOAT REACHES OUT TO HER
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| 03:01:57 117.87 |
ZOOM IN ON NAKED ASIAN WOMAN WITH PASTIES MOVING SEDUCTIVELY
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| 03:02:26 146.08 |
MAN IN ROW BOAT REACHES OUT, PAN OF BOAT
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| 03:02:34 154.2 |
ASIAN WOMAN WITH GLITTER BECOMES ANGRY, CU
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| 03:02:41 161.1 |
ANGRY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN KNEELING ON ROCK IN POND, ANGRY, SWINGING HER ARMS AROUND, THROWING FLOWERS, MOVING CAMERA
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| 03:02:54 174.42 |
WS OF POND WITH NAKED WOMAN ON SMALL ROCK
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| 03:03:02 182.8 |
PAINTED ROW BOAT
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| 03:03:05 185.55 |
WOMAN ON ROCK SCREAMS, CUT TO MAN'S HAIRY ARM AND HAND REACHING OUT FOR GAZEBO, POV ROW BOAT
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| 03:03:50 230.58 |
SHIRTLESS MAN CLIMBS OUT OF ROW BOAT, ECU
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| 03:04:03 243.52 |
CASTAWAY MAN CLIMBS UP TO DECORATIVE GAZEBO AND KNOCKS ON DOOR, ASKS FOR WIZARD, MAN IN ANIMAL SKIN, CROWN AND SNEAKERS ANSWERS DOOR, BAD JOKES, THEY TRY IT AGAIN AND AGAIN, WIZARD SITS IN WICKER PEACOCK CHAIR
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QUICK FLASHBACKS TO EARLIER SCENES
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| 03:05:51 352 |
MEN TALK, WIZARD ASKS MAN TO KISS HIS ASS THREE TIMES, SURREAL CRAZY FAIRY TALE
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| 03:07:08 428.65 |
MAN AWAKENS FROM BIZARRE DREAM
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| 03:07:46 466.83 |
DRAG QUEEN KISSES WOMAN (HIS MOTHER) IN ROSE GARDEN, LONG HAIRED PRINCE TALKS TO THE QUEEN AND FROLICKING KING
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| 03:08:34 514.61 |
CU OF LONG HAIRED PRINCE AND HIS MOTHER THE QUEEN
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| 03:09:00 540.75 |
DOG ON BRICK STAIRS
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| 03:09:08 548.46 |
CU OF PRINCE AS MOTHER TALKS ABOUT THE TWIN THAT WAS BORN, CUTS TO MOTHER IN ROSE GARDEN, MENTION OF THE YELLOW PAGES
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| 03:09:57 597.89 |
CEREMONIAL TRUMPETS BLARE, PLAYED BY MEN IN BLACK UNDERWEAR
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| 03:10:31 632 |
CURTAINS PART AND FAT WITE WOMAN IN BLUE ROBE APPEARS WALKS OUT HOLDING THE ARMS OF THE MEN
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| 03:11:30 690.27 |
HIPPIE IN UNDERWEAR GUARDS DENTIST CHIAR IN A YARD
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| 03:11:35 695.21 |
GUARDS WALK FAT WOMAN IN BLUE ROBE OUT TO DENTIST CHAIR
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| 03:11:54 714.89 |
LITTLE BOY HOLDING PILLOW, RING BEARER, WALKS DOWN ROYAL CARPET AND PRESENTS THE PILLOW
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| 03:12:13 733.3 |
NEARLY NAKED GUARD PLACES SHOT GLASS ON FAT WOMAN'S TOE, THREE MEN TRY TO HELP
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| 03:12:45 766 |
MS OF WOMAN LAMENTING HER FAT FEET AND LIFE, JOKES ABOUT CHUBBY SHOP AND OMAR THE TENT MAKER
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| 03:13:47 827.56 |
HEADLESS FIGURE IN WHITE ROBE EMBRACES WOMAN IN BLUE
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| 03:14:02 842.57 |
IN AND OUT OF FOCUS TREE TOPS WITH CHRISTMAS BALLS
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| 03:14:11 851.9 |
MEN IN BLACK UNDERWEAR ESCORT FAT BLACK WOMAN TO DENTIST CHAIR IN A FIELD, THEY WRESTLE HER INTO THE CHAIR
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| 03:14:53 893.88 |
BOY BRINGS PILLOW WITH GLASS TO WOMAN, MEN TRY TO SQUEEZE IT ON HER FOOT
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| 03:15:35 935.26 |
HIDEOUS CU OF WOMAN'S FACE SCREAMING WITH BAD MAKE-UP
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| 03:15:42 942.51 |
BLACK WOMAN PUSHES WHITE YOUNG MAN IN UUNDERWEAR AWAY, SHE CALLS THEM "CAUCASIAN BASTARDS" AS THE WRESTLE HER TO THE GROUND
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| 03:16:25 985.79 |
MAN IN TUXEDO IS WRESTLED MAN HANDLED BY MEN IN UNDERWEAR WHO THEN ESCORT HIM LIKE A BRIDE TO THE DENTIST CHAIR
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| 03:17:08 1028.86 |
BEAUTIFUL BLONDE GIRL IN BIKINI WALKS OUT WITH GLASS PITCHER
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| 03:17:39 1059.6 |
ROYAL FAMILY COVERS THEIR EYES
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| 03:17:42 1062.18 |
NEARLY NAKED MAN PUTS GLASS PITCHER ON MAN'S FOOT, (WEARING TUXEDO IN DENTIST CHAIR)
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| 03:17:56 1076.08 |
MAN IN DENTIST CHAIR IS CROWNED WITH A TIARA AND GIVEN A PURPLE CAPE AND ROSES, MAKES A SPEECH THANKING HIS FAMILY
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| 03:18:56 1136.64 |
ROYAL PRINCE IN TANK TOP REFUSES TO MARRY THE MAN
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| 03:19:05 1145.69 |
MAN IN PURPLE ROBE QUOTE JIMMY CAGNEY, "YOU DIRTY RAT", SPINS AND TRANSFORMS
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| 03:19:38 1178.12 |
BEAUTIFUL BLOND IN BIKINI HOLDS OPEN THE PURPLE CAPE AND SMILES, CUT TO SMILING PRINCE NODDING HIS APPROVAL
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CROWNED QUEEN TALK TO THE PRINCE, CUT TO PRINCE
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| 03:20:01 1201.43 |
CREDITS SUPER-IMPOSED, ALL ACTORS AND THEIR MULTIPLE ROLES
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BLANK
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