19701970S FEATURE FILMS
A SURREAL COMEDIC ROMP THROUGH A MASH-UP OF FAIRY TALES PRESENTED AS A SCHOOL PLAY, 1970.
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WOODEN CHAIR SITS IN YARD, CURVED ARMRESTS, MEN ARGUE ABOUT CAMERA RUNNING OR NOT, SARCASTIC COMMENT, MAN SITS DOWN AND SPEAKS TO THE VIEWERS, INTRODUCES THE ANNUAL SCHOOL PLAY, ZOOM IN TO MS OF MAN READING SCRIPT ABOUT A FAIRY TALE AND A BALL, A SPOOF ON CINDERELLA, MAN GETS OUT OF CANED CHAIR AND RETURNS FOR A BOW, MAN OFF CAMERA GIVES DIRECTIONS TO ACTORS
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| 01:03:48 228.48 |
SLATE TITLE CARDS: "BANJO PLUCK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS", "SCHOOL PLAY", CREDITS: BRIGID POLK, TONY ALEXANDER, BUD WIRTSCHAFTER, CHARLES RYDELL, OTIS CLEMENTS
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| 01:04:53 293.59 |
MAN IN TATTERS GETS TANGLED UP IN CLOTHES LINE
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| 01:04:57 297.64 |
WOMEN LAUGH BEHIND WINDOW, WHITE WOMAN AND BLACK WOMAN, CREEPY VOICE OVER LAUGH
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| 01:05:03 303.26 |
MAN IN RIPPED CLOTHES SCRUBBING CLOTHES IN WOODEN BARREL, WIPES HIS FACE WITH A BRA
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| 01:05:15 315.84 |
CRAZY WHITE WOMAN AT WINDOW WITH TIC TAC TOE DRAWN ON GLASS WITH LIPSTICK, SHE PICKS HER NOSE AND
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| 01:05:25 325.2 |
MAN IN TATTERED CLOTHES SCRUBBING THE PAVEMENT WITH SCRUB BRUSH, EXHAUSTED
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| 01:05:32 332.43 |
CRAZY WOMEN BEHIND WINDOW MOCK HIM AND LAUGH
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| 01:05:37 337.84 |
MAN CARRIES CUT FIREWOOD UP BASEMENT STAIRS, OUTDOOR CELLAR STAIRS, DROPS THE PILE WHEN HE IS STARTLED
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| 01:05:43 343.24 |
CRAZY WOMEN IN WINDOW LAUGHING
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| 01:05:48 348.21 |
MIRROR, VOICE-OVER RECITES "MIRROR, MIRROR...", PUFF OF SMOKE APPEARS AND CLOUDS THE VIEW, WHEN IT CLEARS IN REVERSE A SMILING MAN IS REFLECTED
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| 01:06:36 396.48 |
ECU OF WOMAN'S FACE WITH SLOPPY RED LIPSTICK, WHINING ABOUT THE PRINCE
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| 01:06:56 416.32 |
BLACK WOMAN AND WHITE WOMAN DRESSED IN RED SIT AT DINING ROOM TABLE, LIT WITH MANY CANDLES, THEY DISCUSS THEIR WEIGHT AND DRINKING
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| 01:07:48 468.33 |
ECU OF CRAZY WOMAN WITH DRIPPING MAKE-UP, CRAZY RED LIPSTICK, MAY BE MAN, WOMAN OFF CAMERA CURSES HER OUT "WHY DID I HAVE TO INHERIT HER F..ING WEIGHT PROBLEM?", SHE COVERS HER EARS, CU OF HER HAND AND CIGARETTE
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| 01:08:58 538.34 |
ECU OF BLACK WOMAN, DRINKING FROM A GLASS, THICK FAKE EYELASHES
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| 01:09:05 545.92 |
MAN TALKS TO HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR ABOUT GOING TO THE PRINCE'S BALL, CUTS TO CRAZY WOMAN WHINING AND HAVING A BREAKDOWN
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| 01:09:46 586.81 |
MS OF HEAVY WHITE WOMAN WITH CLOWNISH LIPSTICK COMPLAINING
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| 01:09:52 592.7 |
BLACK WOMAN EXPLAINS, SURROUNDED BY LIT CANDLES, ZOOM IN TO ECU
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| 01:10:07 607.86 |
MAN IN TATTERED CLOTHES (A MALE CINDERELLA) TALKS TO HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR
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| 01:10:23 623.45 |
MS OF WOMEN TALKING, ONE BLACK, ONE WHITE, EVIL STEP- MOTHER AND STEP- SISTER, CUTS TO CRAZED MAN IN THE MIRROR
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| 01:11:17 677.85 |
BLACK WOMAN FILES HER WHITE DAUGHTER'S TOENAILS ON DINING ROOM TABLE, AS SHE EATS AN ICE CREAM BAR AND PUTS A DILDO ON A CANDLE STICK, THEY PUNCH AND KICK EACH OTHER A BIT
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| 01:12:23 743.15 |
CU OF WOMAN'S FACE AS ANOTHER APPLIES RED LIPSTICK , CUT TO MOTHER CALLING HER DAUGHTER A SLUT
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| 01:12:32 752.71 |
MAN TALKS TO HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR
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| 01:12:36 756.37 |
WHITE WOMAN AND BLACK WOMAN DRESSED IN RED YELL AT EACH OTHER, ARGUE ABOUT ORGASMS, THE PRINCE, MONEY AND WALKING AROUND NUDE, MANY CANDLES ON DINING ROOM TABLE, WOMAN BEGINS TO SOB, DRAMATIC INSANITY
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| 01:14:03 843.55 |
MS OF MAN
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| 01:14:05 845.79 |
BLACK WOMAN ENCOURAGES HER WHITE DAUGHTER WHO GETS UP AND DANCES, ABSURDITY
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| 01:14:25 865.28 |
QUICK CUTS FROM HEAVY WHITE WOMAN DANCING ROUND AND ROUND TO MAN IN MIRROR AND BLACK WOMAN DRINKING
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| 01:14:36 876.32 |
CANDELABRA WITH LIT CANDLES, SHADOW OF WOMAN TWIRLING ROUND AND ROUND
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| 01:14:47 887.8 |
CU OF WOMAN SPINNING ROUND AND ROUND, DIZZYING, BLEEDING LIPSTICK, INSANE
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| 01:14:57 897.9 |
MAN IN RIPPED SHIRT PACKS WINDOWS WITH MUD, TURNS AND TALKS TO THE CAMERA HE PEEKS THROUGH THE MUD AT
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| 01:15:36 936.38 |
BLACK WOMAN IN BED VIEWED THROUGH GAUZE, WEARING SEE THROUGH WRAP AND GAUDY NECKLACES, LAUGHS
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| 01:16:41 1001.92 |
MEN IN UNDERWEAR HOLD UP CURTAIN AS HEAVY WHITE WOMAN CHANGES BEHIND,
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| 01:17:25 1045.76 |
TITLE CARD: "ONE MOMENT PLEASE"
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| 01:17:28 1048.22 |
MEN HELP HEAVY WOMAN IN TO BATHTUB, SHE SCREAMS FOR SOMEONE
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| 01:17:39 1059.29 |
MAN OUTSIDE PEEKING IN DIRTY WINDOWS FALLS BACKWARD
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| 01:17:44 1064.71 |
FAT WHITE WOMAN IN BATHTUB, MAN SERVANT DRAGS IN PAIL OF WATER HE POURS OVER HER HEAD
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| 01:18:34 1114 |
CHUBBY BLACK WOMAN IN BED BARELY COVERED
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FAT NAKED WHITE WOMAN IN BATHTUB, FAIRY GODMOTHER DRESSED LIKE A PLUMBER SITS ON THE EDGE OF THE TUB, GIVES ADVICE ON HOW TO GET THE PRINCE IN EXCHANGE FOR HER FIRST BORN CHILD
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| 01:20:42 1242.66 |
CHUBBY BLACK WOMAN IN BED, COVERED WITH SHEER FABRIC SINGS AND STRETCHES
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| 01:20:50 1251.01 |
NAKED WHITE WOMAN IN BATHTUB ASKS MAN TO SCRUB HER BACK, 1960S WALLPAPER, HE SCRUBS HER WITH A MOP AND POPS A PIMPLE ON HER BACK
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| 01:21:58 1318.88 |
BLACK WOMAN IN BED SINGING, PRACTICALLY NAKED
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| 01:22:05 1325.61 |
NAKED WHITE WOMAN IN TUB PUTS ON RUBBER GLOVES, CUT TO HANDS
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| 01:22:25 1345.19 |
BLACK WOMAN IN BED SINGING IN FRENCH, ZOOM IN TO CU, MAKING CRAZY FACES
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| 01:22:46 1366.15 |
CU OF WOMAN PUTTING ON RUBBER GLOVES
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| 01:23:03 1383.8 |
NAKED WOMAN IN BATHTUB WITH SPRIG OF HERBS
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| 01:23:14 1394.06 |
MAN IN RIPPED SHIRT, SERVANT STIRS POT ON THE STOVE, PAINTED CABINETS, MID CENTURY KITCHEN, ADDS SALT
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| 01:23:23 1403.8 |
NAKED WOMAN WITH GLOVE ON HER FOOT AND HERBS TRIES TO PUT HER FOOT IN HER MOUTH, CONTORTING LEG
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| 01:23:50 1430.52 |
ECU OF WOMAN PUTTING ON MAKE-UP
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| 01:23:54 1434.2 |
NAKED WOMAN TRYING TO PUY FOOT IN MOUTH IN BATHTUB
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| 01:24:06 1446.34 |
OUT OF FOCUS WOMAN WITH FACE POWDER, PUTTING ON MAKE-UP
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| 01:24:11 1451.61 |
NAKED WOMAN IN OLD TUB WITH RUBBER GLOVE ON HER FOOT, STRETCHING HER LEG UP, CUT TO MAN ABOUT TO SNEEZE FROM PEPPER IN THE KITCHEN
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| 01:24:30 1470.08 |
BLACK WOMAN HIDES BEHIND STANDING MIRROR, KNOCKS MAN OUT WITH MIRROR WHEN HE BEGS FOR HELP
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MAN KNOCKED OUT ON FLOOR
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| 01:25:01 1500.97 |
CHUBBY BLACK WOMAN POINTS FINGER AT MAN AND YELLS AT HIM, YOU CAUCASIAN MR. IT", PUTS A SPELL ON HIM
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| 01:25:17 1517.07 |
MAN ON FLOOR DISAPPEARS IN SMOKE
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| 01:25:30 1530.58 |
MAN REAPPEARS IN LEDERHOSEN IN A GARDEN, LISTENS TO A VOICE, CUTS TO YELLOW GLITTERY BALLOON WHICH GIVES HIM ADVICE AND SHRIVELS UP
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| 01:26:50 1610.11 |
WS OF MAN WALKING HAPPILY IN FIELD, ZOOM IN
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| 01:27:07 1627.14 |
MAN IN LEDENHOSEN WALKS THROUGH CORN FIELD, BATS AND PUNCHING GLOVES START POKING HIM
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| 01:27:15 1635.41 |
CU OF FLY SWATTERS AND TENNIS RACKETS, CUT WITH MAN EVADING THE ASSAULTS
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| 01:27:23 1643.1 |
WHITE GLOVE WITH GAUDY DIAMOND BRACELET, MAN IN CORN FIELD KISSES IT
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| 01:27:26 1646.02 |
MAN IN CORN FIELD IS ATTACKED BY METAL RAKE, QUICK CUTS
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| 01:27:37 1657.45 |
POV WALKING THROUGH CORN FIELD
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| 01:27:42 1662.51 |
MAN EMERGES FROM CORN FIELD, STUMBLING OUT
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| 01:27:48 1668.66 |
MAN IN LEDENHOSEN RUNNING, LOOKING BEHIND HIM
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| 01:27:58 1678.1 |
MAN IN WIZARD COSTUME SINGS AT STOVE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WOODS, MAN IN LEDENHOSEN BACKS UP TO WATCH, CUT TO HIM CALLING FOR THE WITCH
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| 01:28:21 1701.33 |
MAN PEEKS THROUGH TREES TO SEE THE WITCH AT THE STOVE, SHE BECKONS HIM WITH CORNY JOKES BUT HE REFUSES TO APPROACH
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| 01:28:49 1729.59 |
MS OF MAN DRESSED AS WITCH WITH GROWTH ON HIS FACE AND LONG GRAY WIG, TRYING TO GET MAN TO VISIT
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| 01:29:16 1756.01 |
CU OF MAN TO PLEADING
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| 01:29:26 1766.28 |
MS OF WITCH AT STOVE IN WOODS, HE LURES MAN IN FOR TEA AND GINGERBREAD BOYS
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| 01:29:49 1789.73 |
MAN WALK UP TO WITCH AT STOVE IN THE WOODS AND STICKS HIS HEAD IN THE STOVE, CUT TO GINGERBREAD COOKIES ON TRAY IN OVEN
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| 01:30:10 1810.01 |
WITCH TRIES TO KICK MAN INTO THE OVEN BUT MISSES AND SLIPS, CUT TO WITCH ON THE GROUND MAKING SUGGESTIVE JOKE ABOUT GINGERBREAD BOYS BEING DONE WHEN THEY ARE HARD
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| 01:31:02 1862.72 |
MAN DRESSED AS WITCH TRIES TO PUSH YOUNG MAN INTO OPEN OVEN IN THE WOODS, CUT TO MS OF WITCH, THE MEN FIGHTS ON TOP OF EACH OTHER, PAN TO OPEN OVEN, KEEPS REPEATING "I THINK THE GINGERBREAD BOYS ARE BURNING" IN VARIOUS WAYS
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| 01:32:12 1932.65 |
GINGERBREAD COOKIES IN OVEN
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| 01:32:16 1936.69 |
WITCH FRETTING OVER GINGERBREAD BOYS
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| 01:32:27 1947.8 |
SMOKE POURS OUT OF OVEN, IN THE WOODS, MAN DRESSED AS WITCH MOANS AND SCREAMS, CORNY JOKES
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| 01:32:57 1977.37 |
MAN RUNNING THROUGH THE WOODS AND FIELDS, HE STUMBLES AND SEES A VISION IN THE DISTANCE, CUT TO AN ANGEL LIKE FIGURE RUNNING IN SLOW MOTION,
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| 01:33:38 2018.74 |
TWO FIGURES, A MAN AND AN ANGEL LIKE ONE COVERED IN WHITE GAUZE, RUN TOWARDS EACH OTHER IN A FIELD, SLOW MOTION, CUT TO EACH INDIVIDUAL ONE
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| 01:33:57 2037.95 |
FIGURE IN WHITE GAUZE BECOMES UGLY WITCH WITH GROWTH ON HER FACE, HORROR
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| 01:34:21 2061.38 |
MAN RUNS IN HORROR AWAY FROM WITCH DRESSED LIKE A GHOST
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| 01:34:42 2082.69 |
MAN RUNS THROUGH FIELD, LOOKING BEHIND HIM
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| 01:34:48 2088.1 |
NUN SITS AT MAIL BOX ON EDGE OF FIELD,MAN RUNS PAST HER AND COMES BACK AND KNEELS AT HER FEET TO PRAY, HE TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT AND GIVES IT TO THE NUN AND RUNS OFF, NUN CALLS FOR LITTLE DOG
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| 01:36:09 2169.79 |
MS OF NUN SITTING OUTSIDE
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| 01:36:17 2177.82 |
SHIRTLESS AND SHOELESS MAN RUNNING DOWN FARM LANE BETWEEN CORN FIELDS, FALLS TO THE DIRT
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| 01:36:32 2192.2 |
HAY BALES
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| 01:36:41 2201.93 |
MAN IS SURPRISED AND SURROUNDED BY MEN WITH SPEARS JUMPING OUT FROM BEHIND HAY BALES,MEN IN BLACK UNDERWEAR SURROUND HIM WITH SPEARS
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| 01:37:05 2225.72 |
TABLE SET FOR DINNER IN FARM FIELD, CANDLESTICKS, WAITER IN TUX CARRYING MENU
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| 01:37:25 2245.29 |
ORGY TABLEAUX ON HAYSTACKS, FIGURES DRESSED IN BIKINIS AND ANIMALS SKINS, WAITER APPROACHED, CUT TO MS OF PRETTY YOUNG WOMAN STICKING HER TONGUE OUT
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| 01:37:43 2263.68 |
CAVE MEN AND WOMEN GRUNTING DRESSED IN SKINS TALK TO WAITER, FAT WOMAN ATTACKS WAITER WHO BARELY ESCAPES, COUPLES MAKING OUT
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| 01:39:12 2352.2 |
MEN CARRYING SPEARS RETURN THROUGH THE FIELDS WITH CAPTURED MAN
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| 01:39:14 2354.14 |
ORGY SCENE ON HAYSTACKS, CAVE PEOPLE DRESSED IN ANIMAL SKINS, FAT WOMAN, SUGGESTIVE JOKE - "YOU BETTER CUT SOON..."
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| 01:39:49 2389.19 |
MEN BRING CAPTIVE MAN TO GROUP ON HAY BALES, FAT WOMAN MAN HANDLES HIM
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| 01:40:36 2436.44 |
TABLE SET FOR DINNER
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| 01:40:38 2438.81 |
GROUP OF HUNTERS DRAG MAN AND STRIP HIM AND PUT HIM IN A BIG POT
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| 01:40:57 2457.61 |
FAT WOMAN IN ANIMAL SKIN TAKES OUT HER BREAST FOR CAVE MAN WHICH HE TURNS DOWN
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| 01:41:08 2468.04 |
NAKED MAN IN STEAMING POT, CANNIBALISM
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| 01:41:09 2469.93 |
CAVE PEOPLE COUPLE MAKING OUT
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| 01:41:18 2478.86 |
BEAUTIFUL YOUNG MAN TASTES THE POT WITH THE NAKED MAN, SIPS FROM A SPOON AND SPITS IT OUT
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| 01:41:31 2491.85 |
CAVE MAN WITH GLASSES TRIES THE STEW AND ALSO SPITS IT OUT, MEN TAKE THE NAKED MAN OUT OF THE POT AND HE RUNS AWAY
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| 01:42:10 2530.73 |
CAVE MEN DECIDE TO COOK THE FAT WOMAN, FLASHBACKS
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| 01:42:38 2558.68 |
NAKED FAT WOMAN SITS IN IRON POT IN FARM FIELD, SHAKING POT AND BODY, EXASPERATED
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| 01:43:21 2601.77 |
NAKED MAN RUNS THROUGH FIELD, STOPS TO PUT ON HIS SHORTS
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