SF-1047

SHOW OPENING AUDIENCE SHOTS, MUSICIANS SCATTERED THROUGHOUT AUDIENCE. GLEN INTROS GUESTS LARRY STORCH, AL MARTINO, JUDY COLLINS AND GEORGE LINDSEY, GENTLE ON MY MIND. SUNBURST SHOW LOGO. ALL TEMP CHEER SPONSOR

COMMERCIAL FOR DUNCAN HINES CAKE MIX. LITTLE BOY WITH OVERSTUFFED SUITCASE ANNOUNCES HE'S LEAVING RUNNING AWAY, MOTHER TEMPTS HIM BACK WITH CAKE, EATS CAKE ON PORCH AND COMES BACK HOME. DUNCAN HINES THEY'LL ALWAYS COME BACK FOR MORE

GLEN WELCOMES US TO SHOW, LARRY STORCH AS AS REDNECK SHERRIFF COMES WALKING OUT AND THREATENS GLEN, GLEN LOOKS AT HIMSELF IN LARRY'S GLASSES. LARRY THREATENS IN STEREOTYPICAL TERMS "BOY, YOU IN A WHOLE MESS A TROUBLE!" GEORGE LINDSEY COMES OUT TO VOUCH FOR GLEN AND ADMITS TO DRINKING AND GAMBLING BACKSTAGE, GLEN INTRODUCES JUDY COLLINS AND SHERRIFF DRAGS THEM AWAY

JUDY JOINS GLEN, THEY SIT PLAY GUITAR AND SING IAN AND SYLVIA TUNE DUET

GEORGE LINDSEY SITS IN HIS HOUSE FIGURING OUT TAXES, GLEN COME IN WITH SUIT AND TIE WITH REPO MEN AND STARTS TAKING EVERYTHING, TAKE AWAY ALL THE FURNITURE AND HIS WIFE, EVENTUALLY GEORGE IS ALONE ON AN EMPTY STAGE AND THEY START TAKING AWAY HIS CLOTHES, HE ENDS IN LONG JOHNS AND A BARELL

COMMERCIAL FOR NOXZEMA SKIN CREME. WOMAN SCRUBING ALL OVER HERSELF. SEX SELLS. JINGLE WHATEVER YOU DO TO THE REST OF YOU YOUR FACE BELONGS TO NOXZEMA. WOMAN PUTS NOXZEMA ON FACE

GLEN CAMPBELL BRINGS LARRY STORCH OUT ON STAGE. TELLS LARRY HE WANTS HIM TO DO THE CHINESE FAN ROUTINE, HANDS HIM FAN

AL MARTINO SINGS IN TUXEDO ON STEPS WITH SHOW'S DANCERS SITTING BESIDE HIM

GLEN CAMPBELL AND AL MARTINO MEDLEY OF IRISH SONGS SUNG AS ITALIAN ONES INCLUDE "IT'S A GREAT DAY FOR THE ITALIANS" SEND UP OF "IT'S A GREAT DAY FOR THE IRISH" - "LUIGI BOY" PARODY OF "DANNY BOY" - "B-O-C-C-I" PARODY OF "H-A-RR-I-G-A-N" - FAITH AND LASAGNA INSTEAD OF FAITH AND BEGORRAH. ETHNIC HUMOR, DATED HUMOR DUET

COMMERCIAL FOR HEAD AND SHOULDERS SHAMPOO. PEOPLE AT COSTUME PARTY. WOMAN GUESSES WHO MAN IS BY HIS DANDRUFF, HE OVERHEARS HER TALKING TO FRIEND ABOUT HIS DANDRUFF. HE WASHES WITH HEAD AND SHOULDERS, HE AND GIRL WALK THROUGH PARK AND HE HAS NO DANDRUFF. HEAD AND SHOULDERS SHAMPOO FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T WORRY ABOUT DANDRUFF BUT OUGHT TO

SUNBURST SHOW LOGO, STILL OF HEAD AND SHOULDERS ADVERT

COMMERCIAL FOR CHEVROLET. MAN WITH CHEVY CAMARO, WALKS AROUND CAR, VIEWS OF THE CAR, INTERIOR FEATURES. CAMARO THE SUPER HUGGER "IT'S NOT HOW YOUNG YOU ARE, IT'S HOW OLD YOU AREN'T"

GLEN MENTIONS THAT JOHN WAYNE IS UP FOR AN OSCAR FOR HIS ROLE IN THE FILM TRUE GRIT

AUDIENCE APPLAUDING

GLEN ASKS LARRY TO PLAY A BANJO NUMBER, JOKES ABOUT LARRY NOT TALKING MUCH, TALKS ABOUT LARRY FOUND ON A PORCH AND AS A BABY AND NEVER LEARNED TO TALK, COUNTRY HUMOR

COMMERCIAL FOR PINE SOL. CLEANING KITCHEN. WORDS LIKE GREASE AND GERMS AND DIRTY WRITTEN IN DIRTY, SPONGES AND MOPS CLEANING THEM UP WITH PINE SOL. SPOTLESS KITCHEN WITH BOTTLE OF PINE SOL ON TABLE

SKETCH LARRY STORCH AS WELL DRESSED FANCY MAN ON PARK BENCH, SINGING TO HIMSELF. GEORGE LINDSEY AS COUNTRY RUBE STEREOTYPICAL CHARACTER SITS ON BENCH NEXT TO LARRY. CULTURE SHOCK, CULTURE CLASH. WOMAN RUNS ON BEING CHASED BY MAN SCREAMING HELP HELP, LARRY SAYS NOT TO GET INVOLVED, SAYS SHE STOLE HIS PURSE. THEY TALK ABOUT DIFFERENT SIGNS OF SPRING, A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT WHAT NEW YORK CITY IS LIKE INT HE SEVENTIES. GORILLA (MAN IN COSTUME) CARRIES WOMAN IN WEDDING GOWN AWAY, LARRY SAYS NOT TO GET INVOLVED. THEY LOOK OFFSCREEN AT HOLDUP. SOMEONE STEALS GEORGE'S SUITCASE, AND HE RUNS AWAY TO GET COP. CROOK BRINGS GEORGE'S SUITCASE BACK, COP COMES AND ARRESTS LARRY

GLEN CAMPBELL DEDICATES SONG TO MARTY ROBBINS WHO PENNED THE SONG MADE FAMOUS BY ELVIS PRESLEY AND BY FRANKIE LAINE

CREDITS ROLL OVER SONG. LOGO, CHEVY INSERT, VOICEOVER