CONTEMPORARY STOCK FOOTAGE
SPEC AD'S TALENT CLEARED / NEG AVAIL, DON'T USE PRODUCT CU, LOTS OF C-UPS PEOPLE'S HEADS & WARM-&-FUZZY YOUNG COUPLES DREAM HOMES ; NOTE: (PRACTICALLY) ALL SHOTS HAVE MORE THAN ONE TAKE! INT laboratory, BEV WS guy w/ curly hair wearing sunglasses is dunked in large petri dish of water as scientists watch ; INT same, BEV MS guy leaning back into water. CU same ; INT home (set), TRACK-r across old pictures on shelf to WS elderly couple talking to camera w/ slow p-in ending on FS of couple ; INT same, CU True Love perfume bottle. Same set-up & camera moves as in LINE 5, but w/ younger couple & more contemporary set ; INT same, More takes of old couple doing same thing as in LINE 5. CU Visine bottle. INT ?, CU lady looking around against green BG ; INT ?, ECU lady's eyes looking around (watching this too long is kinda creepy). CU old, constipated-looking guy against yellow BG ; INT ?, CU old guy like above, but he cracks an odd smile (reminds me of Robert Ridgely inspecting Mark Wahlberg in 'Boogie Nights' ; INT ?, CU Asian girl against yellow BG looks down, up. CU very pale, very long-faced redhead against same BG, frowns & smiles ; INT ?, CU short-haired girl in profile against yellow BG, slowly turns head to face camera, looks down & up then smiles ; INT ?, BLURRY CU Asian girl comes IN-FOCUS & she looks at camera like she's going to cry ; INT?, CU 'Pretty boy' smiles (oddly) at camera... he's working his lips in a way you normally wouldn't in a headache commercial ; INT ?, CU scary blonde lady looks up at camera, frowns then smiles ('Ohmigod!') WOW! SHE'S 'THE JOKER'! ; INT ?, CU constipated old guy from above looks up WAY TOO HAPPY. CU sad Matthew-Broderick-with-facial-hair guy presses temples ; INT ?, FUNNY--Guy from above rubs temples painfully, then clearly mouths the words: 'Oh, my fucking head!' Really! ; INT ?, ECU Advil bottle. VAR ECUs clockworks (one in B/W). CU Visine bottle. CU Asian girl, looks up & down then goes OUT OF FOCUS ; INT ?, OUT OF FOCUS CU old guy comes IN FOCUS & he rubs temples. CU young black lady looks up & down like others & rubs temple ; INT ?, CU 'Pretty boy' looks sad. CU girl w/ upturned nose looks down. CU Lenny Kravitz / Tracy Chapman guy does same drill ; INT ?, CU Asian GUY (wow, this medicine'll work on ANYONE!) does same shtick. CU big tough guy (you know the routine) ; INT ?, FUN HOUSE MIRROR SECTION: CU Asian girl w/ oblong head. Asian girl w/ small round head. Asian girl w/ Frankenstein forehead ; INT ?, CU old guy w/ oblong head (like Tall Man in'Phantasm'), rubs temples. Same w/ small round head. Same w/ Frankenstein head ; INT ?, CU black lady w/ long head. Same w/ small round head (looks normal!) Same w / Frankenstein head. Same drill w/ Pretty boy ; INT ?, Same distorted-lens effects w/ upturned-nose girl. Same w/ Kravitz / Chapman guy. Same w / Asian guy ; DX Angled TRACKING WS 'Cleaver Family'-type 2-story house complete w/ white picket fence as guy, lady, & realtor walk up to door ; DX Shakey FS 3 people from above outside house, occasionally dips behind fence (looks like surveillance)! Big-time Yuppie couple ; DX WS Yuppie couple standing in front of their lovely new house look at it, then look at each other, then look at us. Awwwww! ; DX TRACKING SLO-MO FS past picket fence as small girl runs behind it w/ tilt-u to see her playing w/ little brother blowing bubbles ; DX WS lesbian couple...no, wait! That's a guy! Okay, WS boy / girl couple in front of more modern house look at & smile at camera ; DX WS same couple in front of house, guy carrying girl in arms. 'Floating' camera across CUs smiling couple's faces ; DX WS quaint, one-story home w/ SLO-MO TRACK-IN to guy coming home & kissing wife on porch, then turning to face & smile at camera ; DX MS guy kissing wife on porch & smiling. A touch less-Yuppie than first couple, but still... (lose the MTV-style seasick camera!) ; DX TRACKING LS couple working in garden, gardening, flowers in FG. FS same, w/o TRACK. WS standing man, sitting lady by front door ; DX ECU SNAIL! Best shot on roll, & it has nothing to do with ANYTHING! TRACK past picket fence w/ LS couple on garden bench in BG ; DX WS couple standing in front of modern, 2-story home smiling at camera (UFO landed on lady's head!) Floating CUs same couple ; DX Low WS black couple standing by tree in yard smiling at camera (slight TRACK-r) Damn floating camera CUs of same ; DX OUT-FOCUS FS little girl swinging towards camera, comes IN-FOCUS as she nears camera ; DX DISTORTED LENS FS swinging little girl from side, little girl on swing swinging in & out of focus (mostly unusable) ; **TALENT CLEARED** (BUT DO NOT USE PRODUCT SHOTS!) ;