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WOMAN LOOKING AT PHOTO OF MAN. SITTING AT VANITY IN FUR ROBE FILING HER NAILS. CLARK & MCCULLOUGH HANDING OUT PAMPHLETS ON SIDEWALK. WOMAN STANDS OVER GRATING. HER SKIRT BLOWS UP IN THE AIR. TALKING TO MAN IN CONVERTIBLE. MAN CROSSES STREET, ALMOST HIT BY CAR. FALLS ONTO SIDEWALK. RIPS MAN'S COAT. RIPS HIS SUIT UP. PUNCHES HOLE IN HAT. RIP HIS PANTS. THROWING DIRT ALL OVER HIM. PUNCHES MAN IN FACE. BLACK EYE. TIPS HAT. TRIES TO PUNCH CLARK. HITS STREET LAMP. BULB FALLS ON HIS HEAD. SPITS OUT PIECES OF PAPER. LOOKS AT WOMAN & MEOWS. SECRETARY. THROWING HORSESHOES IN OFFICE. DESTROYING WALL. LADY PUTS PHONE IN DRAWER. HITS MAN ON HEAD WITH HORSESHOE. LIGHTS CIGAR. MAN GRABS HIS HEART. THROWS WATER ON HIM. SECRETARY BENDING OVER FILING CABINET. MAN THROWS HORSESHOE THRU WINDOW. HITS WOMAN IN BUTT. SHE THROWS IT BACK. THEY RING LARGE BELL. PULLS LINGERIE OUT OF CAMERA BOX. WOMAN KISSES MAN. WOMAN FALLS. MAN RUBS WOMAN'S LEG. SHE KISSES HIM. THEY TAKE PICTURE. COURTROOM. DRUNK IN COURT BURPS. CLARK & MCC COME INTO COURTROOM WITH LARGE PARADE. PEOPLE WAVING FLAGS. MARCHING BAND. BATON TWIRLER. BAND IN JURY BOX. JUDGE HAMMERS GAVEL. CLARK DRINKS WATER, SPITS, EVERYBODY LAUGHS & CLAPS. MAN SELLING HOT DOGS IN COURT. LAWAYER LEADS WOMAN ONTO WITNESS STAND. SWEARS WOMAN IN. OVERRULED. PRETTY WOMAN SMILES MAN HITS TABLE, SMASHES EGG. BLOWS SMOKE IN HIS FACE. PUTS UP HIS FISTS. MAN PULLS SMASHED EGGS OUT OF HIS POCKET. CROWD HOORAYS. PHOTO OF MAN KISSING GIRL. MAN SERVES SODA. READING LONG LIST. MAN SAYS HOORAY AND THROWS UP HIS HAT. PARTY ATMOSPHERE IN COURT. MAN PACES OUTSIDE COURT. HITS MAN. MEN RUN IN TO HELP. RUN INTO MARCHING BAND.