HUSBAND SITS ON FRONT STOOP WITH HIS FINGERS IN
HIS EARS, AS IF PREPARING FOR A LOUD SOUND.
WIFE COMES OUT AND HITS HIM WITH THE BROOM ON
HIS REAR END, BUTT. "GET TO WORK TRIM THE HEDGES"

NEXT-DOOR-NEIGHBOR PLANTING BEHIND HEDGE BETWEEN
TWO HOUSES. NEIGHBOR TRIMMING HIS HEDGES SPOTS
THE PLANT, CUTS IT, NEIGHBOR LIFTS IT HIGHER, HE
CUTS IT AGAIN UNTIL THEIR IS NO PLANT LEFT

NEXT-DOOR-NEIGHBOR SPOTS HEDGE CLIPPERS, SEES
A ROSE IN NEIGHBOR'S LAPEL, PUTS TWO-AND-TWO
TOGETHER, COMES AFTER HIM WITH THE CLIPPERS.

THANKFUL, MAN SLAPS COP IN THE CHEST, COP BENDS
CLUTCHING HIS CHEST IN PAIN, PULLS OUT CRUSHED
CIGAR, PULLS OUT BROKEN POCKET WATCH.

ANGRY NEIGHBOR AND COP GANG UP ON MAN, MAN BENDS
OVER, NEIGHBOR KICKS HIM IN THE REAR ENDS, BUTT,
HE LANDS ON HIS WIFE BENT OVER DOING YARD WORK,
THEY BOTH FALL

MAN'S FRIEND DRIVES UP IN CONVERTIBLE WITH GOLF
CLUBS

MAN OPENS HIS WINDOW, STICKS HIS HEAD OUT, HAS
BLACK EYE FROM GOLF BALL, SHAKES HIS FIST, COMES
OUT, PUSHING MATCH ENSUES.

MAN AND HIS FRIEND RUN TO CAR, TRYING TO GET AWAY

FRIEND OUTSIDE SPOTS TELEPHONE BOOTH, PULLS OUT
WALLET, GAG WALLET ACCORDION LIKE WALLET PULLS
OUT REALLY LONG, GETS A COIN OUT, MAKES A PHONE
CALL TO HIS BUDDY TRAPPED INSIDE WITH WIFE.

WIFE KNOCKS HUSBAND OUT OF THE WAY, GRABS
TELEPHONE, GIVES FRIEND A PIECE OF HER MIND,
SMOKE COMING OUT OF FRIEND'S PHONE

NEXT-DOOR-NEIGHBOR POKES HOE THROUGH HEDGES,
NEIGHBOR TRIPS AND FALLS.

CAR RUNS OUT OF GAS, PASSENGER PUSHES CAR,
FALLS PUSHES CAR TO GAS STATION

TWO FLAPPERS ON SIDEWALK WAVE, MEN THINK THEY'RE
FLIRTING WITH THEM, THEY GET IN CAR BEHIND THEM.

CAR STOPS AT GOLF COURSE, MEN PLAY GOLF

HEN RUNNING AROUND ON GOLF COURSE. MAN SWINGS
GOLF CLUB AT WHAT HE THINKS IS A GOLF BALL, HITS
ANOTHER GOLFER IN THE FACE, EGG BREAKS ON HIS
FACE

WOMAN ARRIVES HOME, SEES OPEN WINDOW, LOOKS
IN WINDOW. NOSEY NEIGHBOR DOING YARD WORK SEE HER,
CALLS HER OVER TO THE HEDGE. NEIGHBORS TALKING
ACROSS HEDGE, WOMAN GETS IN CAR

FRIENDS WONDER WHERE HE WENT, GO BACK TO SNACK
BAR, FRIEND CHAINED AND WASHING DISHES

WIFE ARRIVES AT GOLF COURSE

DURING THE BRAWL, MAN SPOTS HIS WIFE WHO POINTS
HER FINGER AT HIM, RUNS OVER, FAT FRIEND TRIES TO
BREAK A PLATE OVER WIFE'S HEAD, SHE THWARTS HIS
ACTION, GRABS HUSBAND, BUT HE'S STILL CHAINED. SHE
PULLS ON THE CHAIN, THE SNACK BAR FALLS TO PIECES
ON THE GROUND TOTALLY DEMOLISHED. PICKS UP HUSBAND
AND CARRIES HIM AWAY