TITLE CARD: HAL ROACH PRESENTS "CALL A TAXI"
WITH SNUB POLLARD.
(HAYS CODE AT BEGINNING)

MAN LIFTS MIDGET INTO CAR. 2 MEN STAGGERING IN
STREET

SMALL MAN IN BARREL. 2 MEN REMOVE BARREL FROM
SMALL MAN. MEN SIT AT BARREL TABLE (IN FIELD)
WHILE SMALL BLACK BOY SERVES FOOD. BOTTLE IN MAN'S
HAND. MAN CHEWING ON LARGE BONE. FAT MAN LOOKING
TIRED. MAN CHEWS ON LARGE BONE, TEETH FALL OUT
BLACK BOY WASHING DISHES IS ATTACKED BY SMALL BIRD
LARGE FLY ON TABLE, MAN LOOKS NERVOUS, SCARED.
SMASHES FLY WITH LARGE BONE. FAT MAN WITH LARGE
FLY ON HEAD. MAN LOOKS ON IN DISMAY. HITS FAT MAN
ON HEAD WITH MALLET. HITS OTHER MAN ON HEAD WITH
LARGE OBJECT

GROUP OF NATIVE AMERICAN INDIANS IN FIELD ARE
CHASED AWAY BY MAN WIELDING LARGE MALLET. MAN WITH
FRIGHTENED-LOOKING WOMAN. PLACES WOMAN'S ARM
AROUND HIS SHOULDER. INDIAN MAN WITH LAUGHING MAN
POKES MAN IN REAR END WITH SPEARHEAD. INDIAN CAMP
WITH TEEPEES. MAN GREETS INDIAN WHO HANDS HIM
PEACE PIPE. WHITE MAN PLAYS PEACE PIPE LIKE FLUTE
HITS INDIAN IN CHEST. MAN PUSHES MAN IN WATER
FRONTIER INDIAN CHASE

INDIANS ON HORSEBACK CIRCLE COVERED WAGON. MAN
FALLS OFF HORSE. UNDER WAGON SHOOTING RIFLE. MAN
SHOOTS MAN WITH RIFLE. LAUGHING FAT MAN TAKES A
SHOT. FALLS DOWN. LAUGHING BLACK BOY FALLS DOWN
HIT BY BULLET