SEXY MODEL GLEA GIRLS WITH SPONSORS PRODUCTS: COLGATE TOOTHPASE, WINDEX GLASS CLEANER,
PURINA DOG CHOW

JACKIE GLEASON WELCOMES KIDS FROM MOUNT PLEASANT SCHOOL OF WEST ORGANGE. TALKS TO SAMMY
SPEAR. GLEA GIRLS BRING OUT CHAIR & TABLES. TALKS ABOUT HOW EVERYTHING COSTS MORE THESE
DAYS, COST OF LIVING

BARBARA HELLER INTRODUCES SERIES OF NEWSREEL COMEDY BLACKOUTS AS "CHRISTINE CLAM"

JACKIE GLEASON AS MILITARY OFFICER PLAYING GAME WITH DICE WITH OTHER OFFICERS PHILIP BRUNS IN
MILITARY WAR PLANNING ROOM WITH MAPS

PURINA DOG CHOW COMMERCIAL
BOY WALKING WITH HIS DOG WHO RUNS AWAY. RUNS UNDER TENT AT "PET DOG SHOW". DOGS ON CATWALK
DISPLAY: IRISH SETTER, BLOODHOUND, POODLE. DOG LOOKS AT FEMALE POODLE IN LOVE. MAN PUTS
DOWN DOG FOOD FOR DOG. BOY WHISTLES WITH FINGERS IN MOUTH. DOG STEALS FIRST PRIZE RIBBON.
BOY PETS & HUGS DOG

PHILIP BRUNS AS HOST LARRY BARNABY OF "THIS IS YOUR LIFE" TELEVISION SHOW PARODY ROASTING
JACKIE GLEASON AS REGINALD VAN GLEASON III

SCARY UGLY MAN STAN ROSS COMES OUT WEARING DRESS & RIBBON IN HAIR

DARLENE ENLOW AS TILLY TWANG COMES OUT IN KISSING BOOTH

COLGATE TOOTHPASTE COMMERCIAL
CU HANDS GRABBING AT BASKETBALL AT HOOP. INTEGRATED YOUNG BOYS PLAYING BASKETBALL IN GYM.
CU PARTS OF EARLY COMPUTER: ROLLERS AS PUNCH-CARS GO PAST, BUTTONS, LIGHTS BLINKING.
PUNCH-CARDS PILING UP, SEA OF TWISTED WIRES & CABLES. TURNING ROLODEX COMPARING WITH STANNOUS
FLUORIDE BRAND. KIDS LEAVE BATHROOM IN PAJAMAS AFTER BRUSHING TEETH & SIT NEXT TO MOM IN
LIVING ROOM

JAN CROCKETT INTROS PERFORMANCE

MARLBORO CIGARETTE COMMERCIAL
"COME TO WHERE THE FLAVOR IS" JINGLE. COWBOY RIDING HORSE ALONG ROCKY MOUNTAIN. WATERFALL
DOWN MOUNTAINSIDE. CU PUSHING MARLBORO BUTTON ON CIGARETTE VENDING MACHINE. MAN GETS INTO
CONVERTIBLE CAR IN TIMES SQUARE WITH WOMAN AT NIGHT. MICHELOB RESTAURANT IN BKGD. MAN
LIGHTS CIGARETTE STANDING AGAINST CHAINLINK FENCE AT AIRPORT. ELEGANT MAN IN WHITE TIE
TUXEDO LIGHTS CIGARETTE WHILE SITTING IN LEATHER CHAIR. EXPLOSIVES MAN SQUATTING ON ROCKS.
RICHMOND RECIPE BARREL WITH TOBACCO BLENDS BEING POURED IN. MAN ENJOYS CIGARETTE. CELEBRITY
JULIE LONDON SEDUCTIVELY SMOKES CIGARETTE. CU KNOCKS ASH OFF MAN'S CIGARETTE OVER ASHTRAY.
SEX APPEAL. SEX SELLS. COWBOY RIDES OFF INTO SUNSET

JACKIE GLEASON AS JOE THE BARTENDER WITH FRANK FONTAINE AS CRAZY GUGGENHEIM.

PALMOLIVE RAPID-SHAVE SHAVING CREAM COMMERCIAL
BOW FRONT DECK OF SHIP AS WAVES CRASH OVER. FISHING SHIP TRAVELS UNDER GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE IN
SAN FRANCISCO. SHIP COMING INTO PORT. UNLOADING SHIP ON DOCK. SHAVES FACE. WOMAN FONDLES
SAILOR'S SHAVEN FACE ON DATE AT NIGHT

JACKIE GLEASON SAYS GOODNIGHT