TITLE CARD E.W. HAMMONS PRESENTS A MERMAID COMEDY
IT'S A CINCH WITH MONTY COLLINS, PHYLLIS CRONE, TOM
O'BRIEN, JACK SHAW, RICHARD POWELL, MARTHA MATTOX

MS WRISTWATCH ON WOMAN'S ARM
WS 3 WOMEN ADMIRE WATCH
WS TWO MEN ENTER RESTAURANT & SIT AT COUNTER
EXCITED MAN SITS AT COUNTER & GREETS WAITRESS
AMOUROUSLY
OTHER MAN KISSES WAITRESS. MAN HITS MAN IN CHEST.
4TH MAN GRABS WRISTWATCH OFF WAITRESS'S ARM

2 MEN STANDING ON CURB LOOKING UP
2 MEN CONVERSE BY WINDOW. ONE LOOKING NERVOUS
MAN SNEAKING OUT OF BUILDING, ENCOUNTERS 2 MEAN
LOOKING THUGS WHO CORNER HIM

WS 2 MEN ENTER RESTAURANT YELL ORDER & SIT AT TABLE
TALKING ANIMATEDLY. MAN AT NEXT TABLE EATING. LOOKS
ALARMED. MAN EAVESDROPPING. FRIGHTENED MAN TALKS TO
CONCERNED WAITRESS

WS WOMAN SHOWS MAN TO BANQUET TABLE
MAN BURNS HAND ON HOT COFFEE POT
WOMAN TEASES STARVING MAN WITH FOOD
MAN LOOKS INTENTLY. MAN DIVES INTO FOOD ON TABLE
GLUTTONOUSLY

CU MANTEL CLOCK
WS MAN RUSHES OUT KISSING WOMAN HURRIEDLY
WOMAN BRUSHES KISS OFF WITH HAND & SPITS LOOKING
DISGUSTED
WS FIGHT RING. MAN IN CHAIR SHAKING NERVOUSLY
TWO MEN ENTER WITH STRETCHER. NERVOUS MAN REACTS
EVEN MORE NERVOUSLY
WS BOXING RING WITH CHEERING CROWD
NERVOUS MAN BEING LIFTED OVER ROPES CLUMSILY

WS EXCITED CROWD. MAN FALLS OVER ROPE EXHAUSTED
CROWD CHEERS. MAN PUNCHES REFEREE. MAN IN BOXING RING
WITH PAIL OVER HEAD. CROWD LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY
CU WOMAN LOOKING EXCITED
WS MAN HITS MAN WITH PAIL ON HEAD
CU WOMAN LOOKING CONCERNED
WS DISORIENTED MAN STARTS FIGHTING CROWD
MAN & WOMAN EMBRACE LOVINGLY
2 MEN ARGUE. MAN PUNCHES MAN REPEATEDLY IN STOMACH