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TITLE CARD KEYSTONE CAUGHT IN A PARK

MAN TAKES SLEEPING WOMAN'S PURSE AND SNEAKILY REMOVES MONEY. MAN SITS ON MONEY WHEN WOMAN STIRS FORM SLEEP MAN TRIES TO RETRIEVE MONEY FROM UNDER HIS BUTTOCK BUT CAN'T FIND IT. MONEY IS STUCK TO PIECE OF GUM ON HIS BACKSIDE.

WS WHILE WHISPERING IN BARTENDER'S EAR MAN REACHES BEHIND BARTENDER WITH CANE AND REMOVES MONEY FROM THE TILL WITH CHEWING GUM ON END OF CANE WS BARTENDER NOTICES THE TILL HAS BEEN PILFERED AND ACCUSES OTHER BAR PATRON WHO IS UTTERLY DISMAYED BARTENDER THROWS MAN THRU SWINGING SALOON DOOR. MAN LANDS ON HIS ASS

MS MAN & WOMAN SIT ON PARK BENCH CONVERSING ANIMATEDLY MS MAN WALKING THRU PARK LOOKING BORED NOT TOO HAPPY WS 2 MEN & 1 WOMAN SIT ON PARK BENCH

MAN LOOKS AT ANOTHER THRU HOLE IN NEWSPAPER. HIS NOSE STICKING THRU. MAN PINCHES MAN ON NOSE STICKING THRU HOLE. WS MAN GESTURES COYLY AT PERSON LOOKING THRU HOLE IN NEWSPAPER & KISSES PERSON THRU HOLE. WS 2 MEN ON BENCH, ONE BEHIND NEWSPAPER LOOKING AGGRAVATED TAKES NIP FROM FLASK WS MAN STARES INTENTLY AT PERSON BEHIND HOLE IN NEWSPAPER. MS MAN MAKING FACES AT MAN ON BENCH CU WOMAN WITH LOOK OF ALARM

WS 2 COUPLES ARGUING IN PARK WS MAN SITS IN CHAIR. WOMAN PREPARES TO READ TO HIM.
WOMAN DUSTS SEAT OF MAN'S PANTS. WOMAN ORDERS MAN AROUND AS MAN LOOKS TIMID, SHEEPISH WS MAN & WOMAN ATTEMPT TO SIT IN ONE CHAIR - LOTS OF WIGGLING. WOMAN LOOKS ANNOYED

WS MAN & WOMAN STUCK IN LAWNCHAIR. TRY TO GET UP.
WALK AWAY. STUCK IN CHAIR. MAN & WOMAN FALL BACKWARDS FIGHTING. VERY COMICAL. ANOTHER MAN & WOMAN ATTEMPT TO FREE THEM FROM LAWNCHAIR.
WS MAN PULLS AT MAN IN CHAIR. LOSES GRIP AND GOES FLYING BACKWARD FALLS ON HIS ASS WS WOMAN COMFORTS MAN A LITTLE TOO AMOUROUSLY. WIFE NOTICES, GETS JEALOUS AND HITS MAN WITH PURSE.
WS MAN THROWS BOOK THRU AIR AND HITS WOMAN IN FACE WS ANGRY WOMAN THROWS MAN BACKWARD INTO PUDDLE OF WATER ON HIS ASS. WOMAN THROWS OBJECTS AT MAN ON GROUND ANGRILY WS WOMAN ACCIDENTALLY HITS OTHER MAN IN MOUTH

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