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TITLE CARD - HAL ROACH PRESENTS LILLIAN RICH IN ON THE FRONT PAGE WS TWO MEN IN OFFICE, 1 AT DESK, MAN READING PAPER MS WOMAN ON CHAISE WITH CIGARETTE HOLDER CU NEWSPRINT

MS MAN WITH EXCITED EXPRESSION TURNS TO ANGRY MAN MS MAN LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY AT OPTIMISTIC LOOKING MAN

MS MAN WITH CIGARETTE HOLDER IN MOUTH LOOKING HAPPILY, MISCHIEVEOUSLY SATISFIED MS MAN LAUGHING WITH CIGARETTE HOLDER IN MOUTH MS MAN PUTTING FACE MASK ON WOMAN MS WOMAN IN CHAISE LOUNGE LOOKING PAMPERED WS 2 MEN PUSHING & SHOVING EACH OTHER. ATTEMPTING TO BUFF WOMAN'S TOENAILS MS WOMAN IN MASK LOOKING INQUISITIVELY MS WOMAN REMOVES MASK

WS CARS DRIVING DOWN ROAD MS MAN IN TOP HAT AT STEERING WHEEL HOLDING HAT WITH HAND CU SPEEDOMETER MS MAN IN TOP HAT DRIVING CU HAT, SHOES, FUR ON CAR SEAT WS POLICEMAN ON MOTORCYCLE AT SIDE OF ROAD WS CAR CROSSES INTERSECTION - POLICE PURSUE ON MOTORCYCLE MS CAR DRIVING DOWN TREE LINED STREET WITH MOTORCYCLE COP IN PURSUIT MS POLICEMAN DRIVING ON MOTORCYCLE WS MAN DRIVING CAR KISSES PAIR OF SHOES WS MAN THROWS SHOES OVER SHOULDER. FLYING SHOES KNOCK OFF POLICEMAN'S CAP WS POLICEMAN IN PURSUIT OF MOTORCYCLE CU TURBAN WITH FEATHER IN MAN'S HAND MS MAN TOSSES TURBAN OVER SHOULDER WS POLICEMAN RIDING ON MOTORCYCLE WITH TURBAN ON HEAD CU FUR IN MAN'S HAND MS MAN TOSSES FUR OVER SHOULDER WS POLICEMAN WITH TURBAN AND "FUR BEARD" DRIVES MOTORCYCLE IN PURSUIT MS MAN IN TOP HAT DRIVING CAR, MAN ON MOTORCYCLE IN FUNNY GET UP MS MAN WITH TURBAN & LONG "FUR BEARD"
CU MAN IN TOP HAT WITH LOOK OF ASTONISHMENT MS MAN IN TOP HAT LAUGHING MS MAN IN BEARD LOOKING STERN MS MAN IN TOP HAT IN CAR. MAN TEARS OFF BEARD AND HAT AND THROWS THEM TO THE GROUND ANGRILY

WS MAN IN ROBE STUBS TOE & JUMPS AROUND IN PAIN WS MAN THROWS STOVE THROUGH WINDOW IN ANGER WS MAN IN TOP HAT JUMPS STARTLED MS MAN IN WINDOW CALLING WS MAN DISROBING BY CAR ON SIDE OF ROAD WS MAN (HALF DRESSED) JUMPS AROUND AWKWARDLY ON ONE LEG - JUMPS INTO CAR WS CAR ROLLS AWAY WS MAN IN UNDERSHORTS & TOP HAT CHASES RUNAWAY CAR

MS 2 MEN WRESTLE AND ARGUE CLUMSILY WS MAN HURRIEDLY UNDRESSES OTHER MAN MAN LOOKS VERY PUZZLED MS MAN HITS CRYING MAN ON HEAD WITH OBJECT MAN STUMBLES AROUND DIZZILY WS MAN HURRIEDLY DRESSES DIZZY MAN

WS 2 MEN IN CAR GREETED AT CURB BY DOORMAN, TOP HAT. MAN LOOKS VERY CONFUSED WS 2 MEN WALKING UNDER CANOPY. MAN IN TOP HAT WALKS INTO POLE. DIZZILY STARTLED CU RIBBON ON BOX WITH NAME TAG MS 2 MEN, ONE IS BUG-EYED, EXCITED. ONE LOOKS SAD & CONFUSED WS BELLBOY WALKING DOWN WIDE HALLWAY CARRYING LONG FLOWER BOX MS 2 MEN STANDING IN DOORWAY WITH FUNNY LOOKS, PUZZLED

WS DIZZY MAN IN TOP HAT STUMBLES AROUND WS WOMAN & MAN COLLIDE ACCIDENTALLY MS TWO WOMEN IN FUNNY LOOKING OUTFITS MS WOMAN BEHIND SPIDER WEB CURTAIN, LOOKING MYSTERIOUS MS TOP HAT FLIES OFF HEAD OF FUNNY LOOKING MAN STARTLED LOOK MS MAN DOES DOUBLE TAKE MS MAN IN TOP HAT GREETS HULKING LOOKING MAN WS WOMAN IN STRANGE HEADDRESS AMOUROUSLY GREETS MAN IN TOP HAT WS MAN FALLS ON FLOOR NERVOUSLY WS WINDOW WITH SILHOUETTE OF MAN ON LEDGE WS WOMAN "FAWNING" OVER MAN. MAN LOOKS AT WOMAN INDIGNANTLY MS MAN LEANS ON TABLE & ACCIDENTALLY SQUIRTS HIMSELF WITH PERFUME. LOOK OF DISTASTE. MAN GLANCES ACCUSATORIALLY AT WOMAN WS MAN GRABS HAT AND LOOKS IN DISTASTE AT "FAWNING"
WOMAN WS WOMAN GRABS MAN'S SHOULDERS & BOTH FLY OVER CHAIR BACKWARDS, EMBRACING, ON FLOOR. STUNNED INDIGNANT LOOKS

MS WOMAN LOOKS AT MAN TEASINGLY, SEXILY MS MAN & WOMAN EMBRACE. MAN JUMPS STARTLED WOMAN KISSES MAN. MAN LOOKS STARTLED MS MAN & WOMAN STRUGGLE IN EMBRACE

WS 2 MEN RUN DOWN STREET EXCITEDLY. ONE MAN IN UNDER SHORTS WS POLICEMAN ON MOTORCYCLE CHASES 2 RUNNING MEN WS POLICEMEN ATTEMPT TO BREAK THRU DOOR WS MAN STANDS AGAINST DOOR WS DOOR AND MANY POLICEMEN FALL ON HULKING MAN CU NAME TAG IN GARMENT

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