Sound Bite: Jeffrey Ross
This is my own show on Comedy Central. What are you kidding me? This uh this is, I show up for 5 minutes, this is the greatest gig in the world. Who wants all the headaches?

Sound Bite: Jeffrey Ross
I do, he’s a great guy, yeah. He should be interesting, I’ve never roasted a pig before.

Sound Bite: Jeffrey Ross
No you don’t wanna mess with Warren Sapp too much. This is a guy who was the most feared man in football for a long time. Now he’s the most feared man at Hometown Buffet. I’m warming up.

Sound Bite: Gary Busey
Uh I’m not in the audience, I don’t know where you did your research but you’re way behind the guy that didn’t finish junior high. (talks)

Sound Bite: Maureen McCormick
They all are. Are you kidding? Um who’s the scariest. Maybe Gary. (talks) I don’t know because you just never kind of know with Gary. You know you never know what’s up his sleeve really, you never know what’s gonna come out of him, so I’d say definitely Gary.

Sound Bite: Maureen McCormick
What’s going on with me now? Well I’ve got a book out called Here’s the Story and it was on the New York Times best seller list so it’s doing really really well. I’m really excited and there’s talks about it being made into a movie and uh I’m doing a lot of charity work for Best Buddies. Have you heard of Best Buddies? (talks) No it’s for the intellectually disabled and it’s when they pair up a buddy, an intellectually disabled person with somebody that’s not and they become friends and they go out like twice a week and they do stuff and it’s just incredible, it’s incredible yeah I love it.

Sound Bite: Jeffrey Ross
Nick Nolte what? (talks) Oh yeah I don’t know. Don’t confuse me because I’ll start calling Gary Busey Nick Nolte and who knows what’ll happen. I’ll be the one that they’re roastin next year.