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HRN-2518
Bob Saget Roast
Tape #02
A01. HRN-2518
In: 02.00.00 Out: 02.00.56
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Scott Bakula on red carpet, Saget and Stamos interviewing,
A02. HRN-2518
In: 02.00.00 Out: 02.01.07
Sound Bite: John Stamos
Nothing. That’s why I’m roasting him, he’s a pain in the ass. It’s funny when he sleeps, he’s funniest when he sleeps.
A03. HRN-2518
In: 02.01.09 Out: 02.01.39
Sound Bite: John Stamos
Well I’ll tell you I actually, this is like a birthday to me. I’ve waited 20 years to publicly humiliate this pain in the ass. No it’s all out of love, he’s really like a brother to me, so uh but it’s funny because they do these things and they write this material for you and it’s so harsh, I kept sitting back I put my keys, you know he’s my best friend you know he’s my friend and a huge asshole, you know they just keep putting like every time I get the material back, but I think it’ll be a fun night.
A04. HRN-2518
In: 02.01.40 Out: 02.01.48
Sound Bite: John Stamos
Oh I don’t know, myself?
A05. HRN-2518
In: 02.01.49 Out: 02.03.23
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Bob Saget interviewing
A06. HRN-2518
In: 02.03.29 Out: 02.04.08
Sound Bite: Bob Saget
Um it’s really, you know um, I don’t, I’m kind of morphing, I’m kind of changing as I go through stand up, I’m kind of pulling out of stand up and acting for awhile and then I’ll be writing more to try and figure out because Don Richols talked to me last week and said I forgot, last HBO special I forgot a couple f-bombs, so that’s um, I just think I’m talkin what I think is funny and some people love it and some people don’t love it and some people don’t know what it is. I like that I don’t know what it is you know but I just do things I find funny so that’s what I guess is uh resonating with people.
A07. HRN-2518
In: 02.04.09 Out: 02.04.53
Sound Bite: Bob Saget
Everyone. I love all these people very very much, but I’m a little um, I know them and they’re all people that work in the dugout. You know they’re pitbulls, so I think um I’m gonna get beat up, and then I’m gonna I have my rebuttal so there’ll be a couple mean things there that, it’s all, it really is all out of love I’m really moved that they’re all here. I probably will get verclempt in a teary way because I’ve known them for a long time and I’ve gone through, you know Jim Norton and Jeff Ross, I mean all these comics and Susie Essman I mean I’ve gone on stage in front of ten thousand people and just you know been filthy, you know all of us, so I mean we’re all weird friends.
A08. HRN-2518
In: 02.04.53 Out: 02.05.14
Sound Bite: Bob Saget
Um after tonight John Stamos, I want to destroy him. No I’ll destroy him today. No I’ve roasted a couple people, I’ve never done it televised, but um uh I don’t know I didn’t used to be a lover of the roast because I don’t like to be mean, but I’m kind of in that mode. I’m not that easy to deal with until this is over.
A09. HRN-2518
In: 02.05.15 Out: 02.05.52
Sound Bite: Bob Saget
Oh I love these people very much. So I’m very touched that all the Full House, to put your question in my answer, I’m very happy that the Full, I’m very happy that the Full House people came tonight, and I’ve been talking to everybody um that’s on the show. A few other people are here too, Scott Weiner is here, one of the producers is here, the guy that originated it, Jeff Franklin, and Mark Warren another producer, I mean it’s like I have a lot, I have a new show, Kevin Abbot is here with all the people from my new series called Surviving Suburbia which comes on in November. So you know I’m working on getting new and wonderful friends. It’s show business.
Bob Saget Roast
Tape #02
A01. HRN-2518
In: 02.00.00 Out: 02.00.56
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Scott Bakula on red carpet, Saget and Stamos interviewing,
A02. HRN-2518
In: 02.00.00 Out: 02.01.07
Sound Bite: John Stamos
Nothing. That’s why I’m roasting him, he’s a pain in the ass. It’s funny when he sleeps, he’s funniest when he sleeps.
A03. HRN-2518
In: 02.01.09 Out: 02.01.39
Sound Bite: John Stamos
Well I’ll tell you I actually, this is like a birthday to me. I’ve waited 20 years to publicly humiliate this pain in the ass. No it’s all out of love, he’s really like a brother to me, so uh but it’s funny because they do these things and they write this material for you and it’s so harsh, I kept sitting back I put my keys, you know he’s my best friend you know he’s my friend and a huge asshole, you know they just keep putting like every time I get the material back, but I think it’ll be a fun night.
A04. HRN-2518
In: 02.01.40 Out: 02.01.48
Sound Bite: John Stamos
Oh I don’t know, myself?
A05. HRN-2518
In: 02.01.49 Out: 02.03.23
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Bob Saget interviewing
A06. HRN-2518
In: 02.03.29 Out: 02.04.08
Sound Bite: Bob Saget
Um it’s really, you know um, I don’t, I’m kind of morphing, I’m kind of changing as I go through stand up, I’m kind of pulling out of stand up and acting for awhile and then I’ll be writing more to try and figure out because Don Richols talked to me last week and said I forgot, last HBO special I forgot a couple f-bombs, so that’s um, I just think I’m talkin what I think is funny and some people love it and some people don’t love it and some people don’t know what it is. I like that I don’t know what it is you know but I just do things I find funny so that’s what I guess is uh resonating with people.
A07. HRN-2518
In: 02.04.09 Out: 02.04.53
Sound Bite: Bob Saget
Everyone. I love all these people very very much, but I’m a little um, I know them and they’re all people that work in the dugout. You know they’re pitbulls, so I think um I’m gonna get beat up, and then I’m gonna I have my rebuttal so there’ll be a couple mean things there that, it’s all, it really is all out of love I’m really moved that they’re all here. I probably will get verclempt in a teary way because I’ve known them for a long time and I’ve gone through, you know Jim Norton and Jeff Ross, I mean all these comics and Susie Essman I mean I’ve gone on stage in front of ten thousand people and just you know been filthy, you know all of us, so I mean we’re all weird friends.
A08. HRN-2518
In: 02.04.53 Out: 02.05.14
Sound Bite: Bob Saget
Um after tonight John Stamos, I want to destroy him. No I’ll destroy him today. No I’ve roasted a couple people, I’ve never done it televised, but um uh I don’t know I didn’t used to be a lover of the roast because I don’t like to be mean, but I’m kind of in that mode. I’m not that easy to deal with until this is over.
A09. HRN-2518
In: 02.05.15 Out: 02.05.52
Sound Bite: Bob Saget
Oh I love these people very much. So I’m very touched that all the Full House, to put your question in my answer, I’m very happy that the Full, I’m very happy that the Full House people came tonight, and I’ve been talking to everybody um that’s on the show. A few other people are here too, Scott Weiner is here, one of the producers is here, the guy that originated it, Jeff Franklin, and Mark Warren another producer, I mean it’s like I have a lot, I have a new show, Kevin Abbot is here with all the people from my new series called Surviving Suburbia which comes on in November. So you know I’m working on getting new and wonderful friends. It’s show business.
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| 02:00:00 0 |
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Scott Bakula on red carpet, Saget and Stamos interviewing,
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| 02:00:59 59.77 |
Sound Bite: John Stamos
Nothing. That’s why I’m roasting him, he’s a pain in the ass. It’s funny when he sleeps, he’s funniest when he sleeps. |
| 02:01:08 68.77 |
Sound Bite: John Stamos
Well I’ll tell you I actually, this is like a birthday to me. I’ve waited 20 years to publicly humiliate this pain in the ass. No it’s all out of love, he’s really like a brother to me, so uh but it’s funny because they do these things and they write this material for you and it’s so harsh, I kept sitting back I put my keys, you know he’s my best friend you know he’s my friend and a huge asshole, you know they just keep putting like every time I get the material back, but I think it’ll be a fun night. |
| 02:01:39 99.77 |
Sound Bite: John Stamos
Oh I don’t know, myself? |
| 02:01:48 108.77 |
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Bob Saget interviewing
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| 02:03:28 208.77 |
Sound Bite: Bob Saget
Um it’s really, you know um, I don’t, I’m kind of morphing, I’m kind of changing as I go through stand up, I’m kind of pulling out of stand up and acting for awhile and then I’ll be writing more to try and figure out because Don Richols talked to me last week and said I forgot, last HBO special I forgot a couple f-bombs, so that’s um, I just think I’m talkin what I think is funny and some people love it and some people don’t love it and some people don’t know what it is. I like that I don’t know what it is you know but I just do things I find funny so that’s what I guess is uh resonating with people. |
| 02:04:08 248.77 |
Sound Bite: Bob Saget
Everyone. I love all these people very very much, but I’m a little um, I know them and they’re all people that work in the dugout. You know they’re pitbulls, so I think um I’m gonna get beat up, and then I’m gonna I have my rebuttal so there’ll be a couple mean things there that, it’s all, it really is all out of love I’m really moved that they’re all here. I probably will get verclempt in a teary way because I’ve known them for a long time and I’ve gone through, you know Jim Norton and Jeff Ross, I mean all these comics and Susie Essman I mean I’ve gone on stage in front of ten thousand people and just you know been filthy, you know all of us, so I mean we’re all weird friends. |
| 02:04:52 292.77 |
Sound Bite: Bob Saget
Um after tonight John Stamos, I want to destroy him. No I’ll destroy him today. No I’ve roasted a couple people, I’ve never done it televised, but um uh I don’t know I didn’t used to be a lover of the roast because I don’t like to be mean, but I’m kind of in that mode. I’m not that easy to deal with until this is over. |
| 02:05:14 314.77 |
Sound Bite: Bob Saget
Oh I love these people very much. So I’m very touched that all the Full House, to put your question in my answer, I’m very happy that the Full, I’m very happy that the Full House people came tonight, and I’ve been talking to everybody um that’s on the show. A few other people are here too, Scott Weiner is here, one of the producers is here, the guy that originated it, Jeff Franklin, and Mark Warren another producer, I mean it’s like I have a lot, I have a new show, Kevin Abbot is here with all the people from my new series called Surviving Suburbia which comes on in November. So you know I’m working on getting new and wonderful friends. It’s show business. |
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