DANCING GIRLS DO A MARCHING ROUTINE AS FRONT
WOMAN DANCES

AUDIENCE APPLAUDS. MAN AND HIS WIFE WALK DOWN
THEATER AISLE AMONG APPLAUDING AUDIENCE. BOB
HOPE WALKS BACK ONTO STAGE AND ADDRESSES
AUDIENCE. MAN AND WIFE SIT DOWN AMONG AUDIENCE,
THEN STAND FOR SPECIAL RECOGNITION. THEY SPEAK
WITH BOB HOPE

CU FRANK SINATRA SINGING. CU TRUMPET PLAYER.
FRANK SINATRA CONTINUES SINGING

BOB HOPE EXITS STAGE, CURTAINS OPEN REVEALING
A HARP. AUDIENCE TURNS AS WOMAN IS CHASED
THROUGH THEATER BY HARPO MARX. HARPO EXAMINES
HARP. HARPO SITS AND PLAYS THE HARP

CU OF MAN AND HIS WIFE APPLAUDING WITH THE REST
OF THE AUDIENCE. BOB HOPE ADDRESSES THE AUDIENCE.
BOB WALKS ACROSS THE STAGE WHILE ADDRESSING
AUDIENCE. CURTAIN OPENS REVEALING A SOLDIER
READING A PIN-UP MAGAZINE. SOLDIER SPEAKS TO
PIN-UP AND PIN-UP SPEAKS BACK

SOLDIER OPERATES TELEGRAPH OR MORSE CODE MACHINE
WHILE SPEAKING TO PHOTO OF A WOMAN. PHOTO SPEAKS
BACK. SOLDIER LOOKS UP PERPLEXED. NAVAL OFFICER
SPEAKS TO PHOTO OF WOMAN, PHOTO SPEAKS BACK.
NAVAL OFFICER BECOMES PERPLEXED. SAILOR SALUTES
AS PHOTO OF A WOMAN SALUTES

BOB HOPE WALKS OUT FROM BEHIND CURTAINS. HE
ADDRESSES AUDIENCE, BING CROSBY WALKS ONTO
STAGE AND ADDRESSES AUDIENCE

AUDIENCE EXITS THEATER. MAN AND HIS WIFE EXIT
WHILE TALKING TO EACH OTHER. MAN AND HIS WIFE
APPROACH WAR BOND BOOTH TO BUY BONDS.
TICKET BOOTH. MAN BUYS TICKETS. BOB HOPE. BETTY GRABLE. MANY WOMEN IN LINE MARCHING ON STAGE. DANCING. APPLAUDING
AUDIENCE. BING CROSBY. BIG BAND. FRANK SINATRA
"SATURDAY NIGHT IS THE LONELIEST NIGHT." BING YAWNING. HARPO MARX. PLAYING HARP. LINDA DARNELL. PIN-UP GIRLS. JUNE HAVER. VIVIAN BLAINE. CARMEN MIRANDA. LITTLE BOY ON PORCH WITH DOG. BING CROSBY SINGS "BUY A BOND" PEOPLE LEAVING HEATER. PEOPLE BUYING BONDS.