BARR IRN BRU DRINK. GIRDERS
BOY PLAYING GOLF, TAKES A DRINK OF BARR IRN BRU,
BECOMES SUPERHUMAN. FOREIGN COMMERCIAL SCOTLAND

JOHN SMITH'S YORKSHIRE BITTER
MEN DRINKS PINTS OF BITTER IN PUB, TRY TO
TEACH DOG TRICKS, UNCOOPERATIVE UNTIL HE GETS A
SUP OF JOHN SMITHS. FOREIGN COMMERCIAL BRITISH

SPONTEX SPONGE CLOTHS
BABY CHICKS WALK ACROSS SPONGE CLOTH

TRUMAN BITTER (OK QUALITY)
FOREIGN COMMERCIAL BRITISH 9 OUT OF 10 PEOPLE
PREFER TRUMAN BITTER. 10TH MAN TAKEN AWAY
FOREIGN COMMERCIAL BRITISH

WAREHOUSES BAMBOO STEAMER (BAD QUALITY)
JAPANESE MAN IN DRAG. BOILED FOOD VS STEAMED
FOOD. FOREIGN COMMERCIAL BRITISH

CADBURY SMASH MASHED POTATO FLAKES (BAD QUALITY)
ROBOTS DROP IN FOR A CHAT & BITE TO EAT

CINZANO ROSE WINE (BAD QUALITY)
FOREIGN COMMERCIAL BRITISH JOAN COLLINS CELEBRITY

HEINEKIN LAGER BEER (BAD QUALITY)
WHITE MAN DRESSED LIKE AN ABORIGINE IN THE
OUTBACK THROWS BOOMERANGS. KANGAROO JUMPS OVER
WITH A CAN OF HEINEKIN ON ICE IN HIS POUCH. MAN
DRINKS BEER, BOOMERANGS COME BACK TO HIM, CAN'T
CATCH BECAUSE HE HAS BEER IN HIS HAND HIDES
BEHIND A ROCK

NEWCASTLE BROWN ALE BEER
ROCKET LAUNCH ASTRONAUT IN SPACE. OPENS GALACTIC
HATCH, TAKES OUT BOX, OPENS BOX, TAKES OUT
CAPSULE WITH NBA ON IT. LETS GO OF CAPSULE,
TAKES BOTTLE OF NEWCASTLE BROWN ALE OUT OF POUCH,
TRIES TO POUR LIQUID IN SPACE, GRAVITY TAKES BEER
INTO SPACE, ASTRONAUT CATCHES FLY-AWAY BEER IN
HIS GLASS. FOREIGN COMMERCIAL BRITISH

HOLSEN BEER (B&W)
BARBARA STANWICK CELEBRITY

COURAGE BEST BITTER (B&W) 1981
MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SILENT FILM. LARGE WOMAN
COMES LOOKING FOR HER HUSBAND IN THE PUB.
FOREIGN COMMERCIAL BRITISH

PG TIPS TEA
MONKEYS AS JAMES BOND CHARACTERS JAMES BOND SPOOF
FOREIGN COMMERCIAL BRITISH

BRITISH TELECOM
AMALGAMATED ENTERPRISES. OFFICE WORKERS ROBOTIC
IN THEIR MOTIONS STAMPING PAPERS. IN AND OUT
BOXES. WORK PILES UP