ELASTOPLAST AIRSTRIP PLASTERS (BAND-AIDS)
MAN IN HIS WORKSHOP SAWING WOOD CUTS HIS FINGER
GIRL JUMPING ROPE BUMPS INTO BOY SLIDING DOWN
SLIDE, FALLS DOWN. CU BANDAGE ON BOO-BOO.
CHINESE CHEF IN KITCHEN CHOPPING CUTS HIS FINGER.
FOREIGN COMMERCIAL. BRITISH

V.A.G. VOLKSWAGEN SERVICE
AMBULANCE RACES THROUGH RAINY NIGHT TO HOSPITAL
"SICK" VOLKSWAGEN TAKEN TO "HOSPITAL" FOR
EMERGENCY OPERATION. FOREIGN COMMERCIAL. BRITISH

CAMPARI
HUMPHREY BOGART LOOK-ALIKE "PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM"
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WALKS INTO THE BAR, "OF ALL THE
BARS...YOU HAD TO WALK INTO MINE" CASABLANCA
SPOOF. FOREIGN COMMERCIAL. BRITISH. "HERE'S
LOOKIN' AT YOU KID"

COOK ELECTRIC APPLIANCES
NEW WAVE 1980s FASHION. WOMAN CARRYING FOOD TRIPS
OVER CAT. FOREIGN COMMERCIAL. BRITISH. APPLIANCES

HOOVER VACUUM
FOREIGN COMMERCIAL. BRITISH. "ROCK TO THE EDGE"
SEXY WOMEN WITH VACUUMS. THE NEW HIGH POWER
COMPACT

FIAT CAR
CAR DRIVEN OVER WATERFALLS BY STUNT DRIVER
FOREIGN COMMERCIAL FRENCH. CAR DRIVEN OVER
CLIFF, ACROSS RIVER BY STUNT DRIVER. CAR DRIVEN
THROUGH OPEN FREIGHT TRAIN CAR. SLOW MOTION
CAR DRIVEN ACROSS CHASM.

COCA COLA 1970s EARLY 1980s
PICNIC IN THE PARK. LITTLE BOY CARRIES BIG LOAF
OF FRENCH BREAD. GRANNY PLAYING ACOUSTIC GUITAR
BOY KICKING SOCCER BALL, FATHER JOINS HIM. "HAVE
A COKE AND A SMILE"

LAKEROL ORIGINAL
(BAD QUALITY) FOREIGN COMMERCIAL. BRITISH.
BJORN BORG SPORTS CELEBRITY. BRITISHER
DOESN'T RECOGNIZE BORG, PUTS HIS GAME DOWN
"IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO BE AS RECOGNIZED AS
LAKEROL"

SECRETS BY BERLEI ?SP
WOMEN IN T-SHIRTS AND SATIN PANTS. WOMEN IN
UNDERWEAR. BIG UGLY SUNGLASSES. 1980s

SMARTIES CANDY
KIDS ACT AND DRESS LIKE ADULTS. GIRL WEARS HEART
SHAPED SUNGLASSES. KIDDIE DISCO KIDS IN DISCO
KIDS EAT CANDY

GREEN SANDS SHANDY 1980s
FOREIGN COMMERCIAL FRENCH. BEEFCAKE FLEXES HIS
CHEST MUSCLES. WOMAN SITS ON DIVING BOARD.
DIVING INTO POOL. ANDROGENOUS HAIR CUT FROM
BACK, WOMAN TURNS AROUND, TAKES OFF LEATHER
JACKET TO REVEAL BREASTS, TOPLESS WOMAN. WOMAN
THROWN IN POOL. MOTORCYCLE, DRUMMER EMERGE FROM
POOL.

AMBRE SOLAIRE SUN TAN MILK
BIKINI CLAD WOMEN, ONE EATING ICE CREAM ON A
STICK, OTHER GOES IN THE SHADE. GIRLS IN BIKINIS
SIT IN OPEN WINDOWS, ONE PULLS SHADE OVER HER.
PEOPLE GOING IN THE SHADE. 100 POUND WEAKLING
READS A BOOK NEXT TO BEEFCAKE FLEXING HIS
MUSCLES. TWO NAKED KIDS ON BEACH, ONE OPENS
UMBRELLA, WOMAN PUTS T-SHIRT ON OVER BATHING
SUIT, MEN STAND UNDER UMBRELLA, WOMAN SITS IN
CHAIR SUNBATHING. FOREIGN COMMERCIAL. BRITISH ?

NAT KING COLE 20 GOLDEN GREATS ON EMI RECORDS.
WOMAN WAITS FOR MAN AT TRAIN STATION, DISAPPOINTED
WHEN HE DOESN'T GET OFF TRAIN. SADLY WALKS BACK
TO HER CAR WHERE HER MAN IS WAITING WITH
FLOWERS. ROMANTIC. STROLL ON BEACH.

CARMEN 88'S HAIR CURLERS
1980s NEW WAVE AVANT GARDE HAIRSTYLES. YOU CAN
DO MAGIC

IBM PERSONAL COMPUTER. 1980s
CHARLIE CHAPLIN LOOK-ALIKE TAKES COMPUTER OUT
OF BOX, PLACES ON SAARINEN PEDESTAL TABLE.
WINEGLASS CHAIR. PEDESTAL FURNITURE. EARLY
PERSONAL COMPUTER. PC. (HF-YTV)

PEPTO BISMOL
"PAUL REVERE" AFTER HIS FAMOUS MIDNIGHT RIDE
HAS AN UPSET STOMACH

CANDIE'S SHOES 1980s
WOMAN COMES HOME FROM WORK. WOMAN EXERCISES,
1980s FITNESS CRAZE. WOMAN STOPS KISSING MAN
TO STARE AT WOMAN PASSING BY.

CANDIE'S (REPEAT COMMERCIAL)

LONG LIFE BEER
CESEAR, NERO & WIVES RELAX AFTER CESEAR'S RETURN
FROM BRITAIN. CESEAR POPS OPEN CAN OF BEER. WOMAN
OPENS REFRIGERATOR FULL OF BEER. CESEAR PULLS
MOVIE SCREEN DOWN TO SHOW HIS SLIDES. "THE
BEER TO COME HOME TO" FOREIGN COMMERCIAL
BRITISH

LONG LIFE BEER
SIR FRANCIS YOUNGHUSBAND ARRIVES BACK IN ENGLAND.
THE QUEEN GIVES HIM BEER. OPENS REFRIGERATOR
FULL OF BEER.
FOREIGN COMMERCIAL. BRITISH

FISHER PRICE
LITTLE GIRL ACTS LIKE ADULT CALLS ROOM SERVICE ON
TOY TELEPHONE. LITTLE BOY PRETENDS TO PILOT OF
TOY PLANE. LITTLE BOY PRETENDS TO BE JOCKEY IN
RACE. BABY IN CRIB PLAYS WITH TOY. "FISHER PRICE
TOYS, JUST ADD CHILDREN"
FOREIGN COMMERCIAL. BRITISH.

SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA DATSUN DEALERS. DATSUN KING
CAB TRUCK. DATSUN LIL' HUSTLER. MAN JUMPS OUT OF
BACK OF TRUCK. ECU WOMAN WHISPERS WOW

HANES UNDERWEAR
RON CAREY CELEBRITY COMMERCIAL. MAN'S MOVEMENT
AGILITY CONSTRICTED DUE TO ILL-FITTING UNDERWEAR.
"IF IT DOESN'T FIT IT ISN'T HANES. CAREY ROLE
PLAYING. SUPERMAN. COWBOY. SAILOR. LUMBERJACK
SHAKESPEAREAN ACTOR. MAN PLAYING POOL TAKES HIS
UNDERSHIRT OFF WITHOUT TAKING HIS SHIRT OFF.


UPLOADED TO YOUTUBE 7/17/2012
(HF-YTV)