00:01:19 24 |
INTERIOR COFFEE SHOP, RESTAURANT. FAT WAITER HANDS
CUSTOMER BIG PLATE OF FLAPJACKS, PANCAKES. HE POURS THE WHOLE CONTAINER OF SYRUP OVER PANCAKES. FORKS HUGE PILE OF PANCAKES, STUFFS THEM INTO HIS MOUTH. |
00:02:04 69 |
WAITER GIVES CUSTOMER LARGE AMOUNT OF SAUSAGE
LINKS. GOBBLES ALL OF THE SAUSAGES AT ONE TIME. CUSTOMERS AND WAITER LOOK ON DISBELIEVING |
00:02:54 119 |
HOBO, BUM SLEEPING UNDER TRAIN TRACKS, COVERED WITH
NEWSPAPER. CU ALARM CLOCK 11:45. WORKER ON TOP OF THE TRAIN HEARD ALARM CLOCK GOING OFF. BUM WAKES UP, STRETCHES, TRAIN MAN STANDS BEHIND HIM WATCHING LIGHTS A CIGARETTE, BUM WASHES UP, FILES HIS NAILS. MORNING ROUTINE. BRUSHES HIMSELF OFF, BRUSHES OTHER MAN. TAKES CIGARETTE OUT OF MAN'S MOUTH, TAKE A PUFF DRAG ON HIS CIGARETTE, GIVES IT BACK, GOES ON HIS MERRY WAY |
00:05:32 277 |
BUM HOBO CARRYING SIGNATURE STICK WITH BELONGINGS
HOPS A FENCE INTO A YARD WITH TIED UP DOG, DOG TRIES TO CHASE HIM, CAN ONLY GO ROPE'S LENGTH |
00:06:12 317 |
TRAVELER ENTERS TRAIN STATION WAITING ROOM, LOOKS
AROUND, BLOWS SNOT OUT OF HIS NOSE INTO BOX ON THE FLOOR. PLAYS CAT AND MOUSE WITH TICKET AGENT. BUYS TICKET TO SPRINGFIELD. |
00:07:31 396 |
MAN RUNNING FROM ONE DIRECTION AND WOMAN RUNNING
FROM ANOTHER DIRECTION COLLIDE ON SIDEWALK. PEOPLE BUMP INTO EACH OTHER. WOMAN STEPS ON HIS FOOT & WALKS AWAY. HE PICKS UP HANDKERCHIEF SHE DROPPED, SMELLS IT, HOBO FOLLOWS WOMAN INTO TRAIN STATION WAITING ROOM |
00:07:42 407 |
HOBO GIVES WOMAN HER HANDKERCHIEF, CLUTCHES HIS
HEART AS IF IN LOVE |
00:07:58 423 |
GIRL RUNS INTO STATION OFFICE, COVERS EYES OF OLD
MAN, "GUESS WHO?" SCARING HIM. GIRL'S FATHER |
00:08:16 441 |
OPENS AGENT'S WINDOW, FLIRTS WITH THE HOBO ON
THE OTHER SIDE. |
00:08:50 475 |
MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE RESTAURANT, MAN IS STILL
EATING. WAITER STARTS TO CUT PIECE OF CAKE, MAN WANTS THE WHOLE CAKE. MAN EATS THE WHOLE CAKE |
00:09:11 496 |
MAN SEES GIRLFRIEND FLIRTING WITH HOBO, PICKS UP
THE CAKE, THROWS IT AT THE BUM, HITS GIRL'S FATHER INSTEAD. TRIES TO HIT THE HOBO, HITS THE FATHER INSTEAD, COMEDY OF ERRORS. BOYFRIEND TRIES TO LEAVE, BANGS INTO THE DOOR |
00:10:25 570 |
HOBO TELLS STATION MASTER & DAUGHTER TO RUN ALONG,
HE'LL TEND THE STATION. MEANWHILE, BOYFRIEND COMES BACK, SNEAKING AROUND POT BELLIED STOVE SO THEY DON'T SEE HIM. |
00:11:37 642 |
BOYFRIEND STICKS HIS HEAD THROUGH TICKET WINDOW,
ATTACKS HOBO, HOBO SLAMS THE WINDOW DOWN, TOYS WITH HIM, USES HIS CANE, PLAYS POOL WITH HIS CANE, HITS HIM IN THE NOSE. HAS MAN TRAPPED IN THE WINDOW. PAINTS ON HIS FACE WITH PAINT BRUSH. TOTALLY HARASSING HIM. MAN BEGGING FOR MERCY. TAKES HIM BY THE EARS AND PUSHES HIS HEAD OUT THE WINDOW, FREEING HIM |
00:12:27 692 |
FREED, HE GOES BACK TO LUNCH COUNTER PISSED OFF,
ANGRY. THROWS FOOD AT WAITER, WAITER THROWS FOOD BACK, FOOD FIGHT. CHASES WAITER, WAITER RUNS AND BANGS ON STATION MASTER'S DOOR. GAG OFFICE, ONLY HALF A ROOM, YOU CAN SEE BOTH SIDES OF THE DIVIDER |
00:13:09 734 |
HOBO COMES OUT, WAITER GIVES HIM THE APRON, HOBO
PUTS APRON ON, CHANGE JOBS. |
00:13:38 763 |
TRAIN ARRIVES AT THE STATION CU WHISTLE BLOWING
CONDUCTORS HELPING PASSENGERS OFF THE TRAIN |
00:14:00 785 |
HOBO-WAITER BANGS DRUM AS CUSTOMERS ENTER TRAIN
STATION LUNCH ROOM, MEN SIT AT COUNTER. HOBO MAKES PANCAKES. GIVES PEOPLE FOOD. GIVES WOMAN GLASS OF MILK. POURS RED PEPPER ON PANCAKES. |
00:15:54 899 |
HOBO SERVES HOT PEPPER LACED PANCAKES, MAN STUFFS
THEM INTO HIS MOUTH, TAKES HIS HAT OFF, FANS HIS MOUTH. TAKES A DRINK OF SPIKED WATER, SPITS IT OUT |
00:16:23 928 |
MAN GETS ANGRY, THROWS PIE AT WAITER, HITS WOMAN.
PIE IN THE FACE. SHE RETALIATES. FOOD FIGHT BREAKS OUT. ALL THE CUSTOMERS GET INVOLVED AND TRASH THE PLACE |
00:16:55 960 |
CU TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING. PASSENGERS RUN OUT, GET
BACK ON TRAIN |
00:17:35 1000 |
HOBO GOES BACK IN OFFICE, CHANGES JOBS AGAIN
|
00:17:54 1019 |
OBESE MAN DRESSED IN WOMEN'S CLOTHES WEARING BLACK
FACE. CROSS DRESSING. ACTORS. GOES OVER TO BOX LABELED "HANDLE WITH CARE" OPENS TOP, PULLS TEN BLACK CHILDREN OUT OF GAG BOX. |
00:20:36 1181 |
RACIST STEREOTYPES. TWO MEN IN BLACKFACE EATING
WATERMELON WITH GROUP OF BLACK CHILDREN. SITTING ON GRASS. |
00:20:40 1185 |
POLICEMAN DRIVES HIS CAR UP TO STATION. MEETS UP
WITH ANOTHER COP. GO INSIDE POLICE STATION, LOOK AT PICTURE OF THE HOBO. $50.00 REWARD FOR STOLEN CAR |
00:21:04 1209 |
DAPPER COUPLE WALKING PAST POLICE STATION. SNEAKY
MAN JUMPS INTO CAR, THEY STEAL POLICEMAN'S CAR. |
00:21:24 1229 |
THEY PULL CAR OVER, SMOKE POURING OUT, POLICE WALKS
UP, THEY TALK, THEN WALK AWAY. POLICEMAN LOOKS AT CAR LICENSE PLATE, REALIZES CAR IS STOLEN, CHASES AFTER THIEVES. |
00:21:53 1258 |
COUPLE RUNS INTO TRAIN STATION TO BUY TICKETS.
TELLS HOBO THEY'LL EXCHANGE CAR FOR TICKETS. HE GIVES THEM TONS OF TICKETS. |
00:23:08 1333 |
EXCITED HAPPY MAN RUNS OUT OF HIS HOUSE TO HIS NEW
CAR BEING DELIVERED. |
00:23:24 1349 |
HOBO PUTS ON HIS COAT, GOES TO CHECK OUT THE CAR
|
00:24:00 1385 |
TRAVELER COMES OUT OF TRAIN STATION BATHROOM, RACES
AFTER TRAIN LEAVING THE STATION, MISSES, FALLS ON THE GROUND. LEFT BEHIND |
00:24:19 1404 |
HOBO WALKS UP TO "HIS NEW CAR", SEES A BETTER CAR,
GESTURES "EENIE MEANEY MINIE MOE" CHOSES BRAND NEW CAR. DRIVES AWAY. STOPS FOR A PRETTY GIRL, SHE GETS IN CAR, THEY DRIVE OFF |
00:24:58 1443 |
MAN RUNS OUT FOR HIS NEW CAR, SEES COUPLE DRIVE OFF
IN HIS CAR, RUNS FOR A POLICEMAN TALKING ON POLICE BOX. |
00:25:13 1458 |
POLICEMAN CALLS IN ANOTHER STOLEN AUTOMOBILE
|
00:25:23 1468 |
HOBO DRIVES BACK TO STATION, FORGOT SOMETHING,
ORIGINAL THIEF HIDES, HOBO FILLS WOOD STOVE WITH COAL, TRIPS ON PAIL, THROWS WATER OUT OF PAIL, WATER HITS THIEF. |
00:26:10 1515 |
HOBO GETS BACK IN CAR WITH WOMAN, THEY DRIVE OFF
|
00:26:18 1523 |
POLICEMEN COME OUT OF STATION, REALIZE HIS CAR
HAS BEEN STOLEN. CALL A CIVILIAN OVER, GET IN HIS CAR, DRIVE OFF |
00:26:37 1542 |
MAN STANDING IN MIDDLE OF THE ROAD TRIES TO STOP
THIEVES IN HIS CAR, THEY DON'T STOP, HE JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY SHAKING HIS FISTS |
00:26:45 1550 |
MAN FLAGS DOWN PASSING CAR WITH POLICEMEN, JUMPS IN
|
00:26:57 1562 |
HOBO-CAR THIEF PULLS UP TO RESTAURANT, HOOKS ARMS
WITH WOMAN, ESCORTS HER INTO FANCY RESTAURANT, HOST HOLDS OUT HIS HAND FOR GETTING THEM A TABLE TIP, HOBO STUBS HIS CIGAR OUT IN HIS PALM. |
00:27:22 1587 |
POLICE ARRIVE AT RESTAURANT, RUN INSIDE, HOBO
SPOTS THEM, ESCORTS WOMAN OUT |
00:27:52 1617 |
ORIGINAL THIEF ARRIVES ON FOOT, HE AND THE HOBO
GET INTO A FIGHT OVER THE CAR. COPS RUNS OUT & ARREST ORIGINAL THIEF. CONGRATULATE THE HOBO FOR CATCHING HIM, HE GETS THE $50.00 REWARD. |
00:29:03 1688 |
THEY GET IN THE BACK OF HER BOYFRIEND'S CAR,
HE GIVES THEM A RIDE, STOPS THE CAR, GIRLFRIEND TELLS HIM SHE WAS ONLY JOKING, THEY KISS AND MAKE UP, HOBO KISSES THE MONEY, THEN PUTS IT IN HER HAND. GIVES THEM THE MONEY, WAVES GOODBYE, CLIMBS ON TRAIN |
00:30:29 1774 |
TAPE ENDS
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Description: BILLY WEST, BUDD ROSE, VIRGINIA CLARK, BABE HEADY, LEO WHITE, HARRY NAUGHTON
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