INTERIOR COFFEE SHOP, RESTAURANT. FAT WAITER HANDS
CUSTOMER BIG PLATE OF FLAPJACKS, PANCAKES. HE
POURS THE WHOLE CONTAINER OF SYRUP OVER PANCAKES.
FORKS HUGE PILE OF PANCAKES, STUFFS THEM INTO HIS
MOUTH.

HOBO, BUM SLEEPING UNDER TRAIN TRACKS, COVERED WITH
NEWSPAPER. CU ALARM CLOCK 11:45. WORKER ON TOP OF
THE TRAIN HEARD ALARM CLOCK GOING OFF. BUM WAKES
UP, STRETCHES, TRAIN MAN STANDS BEHIND HIM WATCHING
LIGHTS A CIGARETTE, BUM WASHES UP, FILES HIS NAILS.
MORNING ROUTINE. BRUSHES HIMSELF OFF, BRUSHES OTHER
MAN. TAKES CIGARETTE OUT OF MAN'S MOUTH, TAKE A
PUFF DRAG ON HIS CIGARETTE, GIVES IT BACK, GOES ON
HIS MERRY WAY

TRAVELER ENTERS TRAIN STATION WAITING ROOM, LOOKS
AROUND, BLOWS SNOT OUT OF HIS NOSE INTO BOX ON
THE FLOOR. PLAYS CAT AND MOUSE WITH TICKET AGENT.
BUYS TICKET TO SPRINGFIELD.

HOBO GIVES WOMAN HER HANDKERCHIEF, CLUTCHES HIS
HEART AS IF IN LOVE

OPENS AGENT'S WINDOW, FLIRTS WITH THE HOBO ON
THE OTHER SIDE.

MAN SEES GIRLFRIEND FLIRTING WITH HOBO, PICKS UP
THE CAKE, THROWS IT AT THE BUM, HITS GIRL'S FATHER
INSTEAD. TRIES TO HIT THE HOBO, HITS THE FATHER
INSTEAD, COMEDY OF ERRORS. BOYFRIEND TRIES TO
LEAVE, BANGS INTO THE DOOR

BOYFRIEND STICKS HIS HEAD THROUGH TICKET WINDOW,
ATTACKS HOBO, HOBO SLAMS THE WINDOW DOWN, TOYS
WITH HIM, USES HIS CANE, PLAYS POOL WITH HIS CANE,
HITS HIM IN THE NOSE. HAS MAN TRAPPED IN THE
WINDOW. PAINTS ON HIS FACE WITH PAINT BRUSH.
TOTALLY HARASSING HIM. MAN BEGGING FOR MERCY.
TAKES HIM BY THE EARS AND PUSHES HIS HEAD OUT THE
WINDOW, FREEING HIM

HOBO COMES OUT, WAITER GIVES HIM THE APRON, HOBO
PUTS APRON ON, CHANGE JOBS.

HOBO-WAITER BANGS DRUM AS CUSTOMERS ENTER TRAIN
STATION LUNCH ROOM, MEN SIT AT COUNTER. HOBO
MAKES PANCAKES. GIVES PEOPLE FOOD. GIVES WOMAN
GLASS OF MILK. POURS RED PEPPER ON PANCAKES.

MAN GETS ANGRY, THROWS PIE AT WAITER, HITS WOMAN.
PIE IN THE FACE. SHE RETALIATES. FOOD FIGHT BREAKS
OUT. ALL THE CUSTOMERS GET INVOLVED AND TRASH THE
PLACE

HOBO GOES BACK IN OFFICE, CHANGES JOBS AGAIN

RACIST STEREOTYPES. TWO MEN IN BLACKFACE EATING
WATERMELON WITH GROUP OF BLACK CHILDREN. SITTING
ON GRASS.

DAPPER COUPLE WALKING PAST POLICE STATION. SNEAKY
MAN JUMPS INTO CAR, THEY STEAL POLICEMAN'S CAR.

COUPLE RUNS INTO TRAIN STATION TO BUY TICKETS.
TELLS HOBO THEY'LL EXCHANGE CAR FOR TICKETS. HE
GIVES THEM TONS OF TICKETS.

HOBO PUTS ON HIS COAT, GOES TO CHECK OUT THE CAR

HOBO WALKS UP TO "HIS NEW CAR", SEES A BETTER CAR,
GESTURES "EENIE MEANEY MINIE MOE" CHOSES BRAND NEW
CAR. DRIVES AWAY. STOPS FOR A PRETTY GIRL,
SHE GETS IN CAR, THEY DRIVE OFF

POLICEMAN CALLS IN ANOTHER STOLEN AUTOMOBILE

HOBO GETS BACK IN CAR WITH WOMAN, THEY DRIVE OFF

MAN STANDING IN MIDDLE OF THE ROAD TRIES TO STOP
THIEVES IN HIS CAR, THEY DON'T STOP, HE JUMPS OUT
OF THE WAY SHAKING HIS FISTS

HOBO-CAR THIEF PULLS UP TO RESTAURANT, HOOKS ARMS
WITH WOMAN, ESCORTS HER INTO FANCY RESTAURANT,
HOST HOLDS OUT HIS HAND FOR GETTING THEM A TABLE
TIP, HOBO STUBS HIS CIGAR OUT IN HIS PALM.

ORIGINAL THIEF ARRIVES ON FOOT, HE AND THE HOBO
GET INTO A FIGHT OVER THE CAR. COPS RUNS OUT &
ARREST ORIGINAL THIEF. CONGRATULATE THE HOBO FOR
CATCHING HIM, HE GETS THE $50.00 REWARD.

TAPE ENDS