HOMELESS MAN, BUM WALKING DOWN THE STREET FINDS
A TICKET ON THE GROUND, PICKS IT UP. CU TICKET TO
MAGIC SHOW.

HOMELESS MAN TAKES A SETS, WOMAN SLEEPING NEXT TO
HIM LEANS ON HIM, HE PUSHES HER AWAY, WAKING HER
UP, SHE HITS HIM, HE HITS HER

AUDIENCE GETS RESTLESS WAITING FOR THE MAGIC SHOW
TO BEGIN, MAN STANDS ON HIS CHAIR. BOUNCER ENTERS,
TELLS MAN TO GET OFF CHAIR, HE PUSHES BOUNCER ON
TOP OF WOMAN, SHE PUSHES HIM OFF, THEY PUSH HIM
BACK & FORTH. HE BENDS OVER, BUM JABS HIM IN THE
REAR END, BOUNCER KNOCKS HIM OFF THE CHAIR CHASES
HIM OUT

BOUNCER RUNS BACK INSIDE, LOOKS AROUND FOR BUM,
AUDIENCE TELLS HIM HE'S NOT IN THERE, HE LEAVES

MAGICIAN STARTS AGAIN, MAN IN THE AUDIENCE HECKLES
HIM, JUMPS ON STAGE, LIGHTS A PIPE, BOUNCER RUNS
ON STAGE, TAKES HIS PIPE & THROWS IT ON THE GROUND,
MAN BENDS TO RETRIEVE HIS PIPE, BOUNCER KICKS HIM
IN THE REAR END, HE FALLS INTO AUDIENCE ON TOP OF
A WOMAN

BOUNCER CUFFS HIM TO WOMAN IN THREE LEAF CLOVER
DRESS. CU PUTTING HANDCUFFS OF WRIST.

MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE STREET, BUM KICKS BOUNCER,
RUNS INSIDE HANDCUFFED TO WOMAN

APPLE ROLLS ACROSS THE STAGE, BUM PICKS IT UP,
TAKES A BITE, PLACES BACK ON BEAUTIFUL ASSISTANT'S
HEAD. BOUNCER RUNS ON STAGE, BUM SHOOTS HIS HAT
OFF. AUDIENCE LAUGHS.

BOUNCER GRABS GUN & STARTS SHOOTING, GIRLS RUN
AWAY, BUM JUMPS UP & DOWN AVOIDING BEING SHOT
GIRLS HELP GET RID OF THE BOUNCER

TWO MEN HANGING AROUND ON CORNER. MAN RUNS PAST,
TRIPS ON MAN'S FOOT, FALLS. THREE MEN CHASE AFTER
BUM. CHASE HIM ON STAGE. BUM JUMPS INTO ONE BOX
SUDDENLY APPEARS IN OTHER BOX. CHASE HIM OUT OF BOX

MAGICIAN & BEAUTIFUL ASSISTANT ARE INTERRUPTED
ON STAGE, MEN FALL THROUGH ROOF ONTO STAGE

HOMELESS MAN RUNS OUTSIDE, LIGHTS CIGARETTE WITH
A MATCH, PLACES CIGARETTE IN HAND ON MAGICIAN ON
ADVERTISEMENT BOARD, SMOKE RISING FROM MAGICIAN'S
MOUTH

MAN, NOW A MIDGET AIMS AND SHOOTS AT BUM, MISSES,
HITTING BOUNCER