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SLATE
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SHOW OPENS, GANGSTER COMEDY SKETCH. PAUL LYNDE IN SHOOTOUT REFUSES TO BE TAKEN ALIVE. ANDY GRIFFTHS AS CHIEF IN WHEELCHAIR. A GROUP OF HIPPIES THE "SOUL PATROL" SHOWS UP PUT DOWN GUNS AND DANCE. SHOOTOUT RESUMES, HIPPIE LINGO. LITTLE GIRL DAUGHTER RUNS UP TO GANGSTER AND SAYS SHE ONLY HAD ONE CAVITY. EVERYONE SHOOTING AT EACH OTHER. GANGSTER CALLS IT OFF SO THEY CAN ALL WATCH THE GLEN CAMPBELL SHOW
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| 01:01:50 110 |
GLEN CAMPBELL STARTS THE SHOW AND MENTIONS THE GUESTS PAUL LYNDE, ANDY GRIFFITH, LUCIE ARNEZ, R.G. BROWN
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| 01:02:06 126 |
GLEN CAMPBELL
IF I RULED THE WORLD
(live)
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| 01:03:58 238 |
GLEN INTRODUCES ANDY GRIFFITH
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ANDY GRIFFITH
LULU'S BACK IN TOWN
(live)
COMEDY ROUTINE AND SONG ANDY AS LOUNGE SINGER CROONING A FATS WALLER TUNE. GLEN STOPS HIM AND ASKS WHAT HE'S DOING. ANDY ANSWERS IN FANCY LANGUAGE ABOUT HIS NEW IMAGE. "IT'S THE NEW ME, GLEN" DOESN'T WANT TO BE "COUNTRY" ANYMORE, WANTS TO BE LIKE CAREY GRANT. GLEN ASKS WHAT THE "BARBER JOKE" IS AND TRICKS ANDY IN TO ADOPTING HIS OLD COUNTRY PERSONA WHILE HE TELLS A DOWN HOME TYPE STORY. ANDY WANTS TO BE THE NEW HIM, BUT KEEPS TELLING OLD COUNTRY JOKES. DECIDES TO GO BACKSTAGE AND REHEARSE SHAKESPEARE
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GLEN INTRODUCES LUCIE ARNEZ
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| 01:08:42 522 |
GLEN CAMPBELL AND LUCIE ARNEZ
WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN
(live)
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| 01:10:44 644 |
GLEN AND LUCIE TALK ABOUT HER JUST GETTING MARRIED
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| 01:11:01 661 |
SHOW LOGO AND SPONSOR INTRO BURLINGTON INDUSTRIES
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| 01:11:13 673 |
COMMERCIAL FOR BURLINGTON BRIEF TOP PANTYHOSE. WOMAN WITH POINTER NEAR HUGE PICTURE OF WOMAN IN PANTYHOSE, POINTS OUT PROBLEM AREAS. WOMAN WALKS AWAY. HUGE WOMAN IS REAL FORCED PERSPECTIVE STANDS UP AND STRETCHES. BURLINGTON BRIEF TOP PANTY HOSE MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL ALL OVER
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| 01:11:41 701 |
COMMERCIAL FOR BURLINGTON SOCKS. MAN AT ROYAL COURT ABOUT TO BE PRESENTED TO THE QUEEN, HAS STATIC ELECTRICITY STATIC CLING BUNCHING HIS PANTS AND SOCKS, BENDS DOWN TO FIX IT AND LEANS ON QUEEN TO GET UP FAUX PAS. MAN GETS STATIC FREE SOCKS AND LOOKS GREAT BUT IS WORKING AS A WAITER NOW. BURLINGTON STITCHES AND LOGO
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| 01:12:15 735 |
CHILDREN DRESSED UP AS PILGRIMS DANCING AROUND DOING THE FUNKY TURKEY. PAUL LYNDE AS INDIAN BEHIND A TREE IS BAFFLED BLOWS WHISTLE, THEY ARE REHEARSING FOR THE THANKSGIVING PLAY. PAUL LYNDE IS A HAS-BEEN FROM THE THEATER WORKING AS A TEACHER AND TRYING TO MAKE THE PLAY PROFESSIONAL CALIBER. HE STARTS THE SHOW, GIVES NARRATION IN HORRIBLE INDIAN NATIVE AMERICAN STEREOTYPE WHILE PLAYING SQUANTO. CHILDREN AS PILGRIMS LANDING ON PLYMOUTH ROCK, ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SPECIAL EFFECTS. GIRL THROWS SNOW AT PAUL. THE KIDS ARE WISING OFF TO PAUL, HE RUSHES THROUGH THE END. THEY SING CORNY SONG, KIDS AND PAUL SNIPING AT EACH OTHER THE KIDS WANT TO SING THEIR OWN SONG. THEY SING LITTLE JAZZY TUNE ABOUT FOUNDING OF AMERICA
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| 01:17:38 1058 |
GLEN CAMPBELL
MISTY
(live)
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| 01:20:33 1233 |
GLEN COMES TO CUTOUT OF MOUNTIE, INTRODUCES ADVENTURES OF SGT. SWELL OF THE ROYAL MOUNTIES. SPOOF OF WESTERN ADVENTURE SERIAL. VIDEO, INDIAN DANCING RAIN DANCE FOLLOWING STEPS ON ON CHART INDIANS HAVE WOMAN TIED TO STAKE, MOUNTIE SHOWS UP AND SAVES HER GETS STUCK IN ROCKS. INDIANS CHARGE HIM AND KNOCK HIM BACK TO EDGE OF CLIFF DANCE ON HIS HANDS UNTIL HE FALLS, CLIMBS UP WHEN THEY LEAVE. INDIANS ABOUT TO BURN WOMAN MOUNTIE LASSOES INDIANS LIKE YO-YO. WOMAN COMPLAINS AND INDIAN LAUGHS. GLEN INTROS NEXT WEEK. NEW BAD GUY WITH KNIFE IN MOUTH STOP MOTION GALLOPING WITH IMAGINARY HORSE, MOUNTIE ASLEEP BAD GUY SHOWS UP
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ANDY GRIFFITH COMES OUT AND TALKS TO GLEN ABOUT HIS NEW IMAGE. HE WON'T TELL COUNTRY STORY TRUCK DRIVING JOKE, THEN TELLS IT. HILLBILLY HUMOR
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| 01:24:26 1466 |
GLEN INTRODUCES LARRY MCNEELEY AND MIKE CURB CONGREGATION
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| 01:24:32 1472 |
LARRY McNEELEY & THE MIKE CURB CONGREGATION
LONG-HAIRED LOVE
(live)
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| 01:26:46 1606 |
LIVE SPOT FOR POLOROID CAMERA. ANGIE DICKINSON TAKING PHOTO OF R.G.BROWN, TALKS ABOUT CAMERA'S FEATURES, SHOWS AUDIENCE THE PICTURE
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OLD TIME RADIO SKETCH. GLEN INTRODUCES DEAR GABBY THE POET OF THE LOVELORN. PAUL LYNDE INTRODUCES HIMSELF AS A SELF-HELP PERSON WHO ANSWERS PROBLEMS IN RHYME. LUCIE ARNEZ IS HIS ASSISTANT, READS THE LETTERS OF THE PROBLEMS. PAUL MAKES UP VERSE ON THE SPOT SNARKY POEMS TERRIBLE ADVICE FOR OCTOGENARIANS HAVING AFFAIR, SHAVING HALF-MUSTACHE, DAUGHTER IN LAW WITH COMPLAINING MOTHER IN LAW, TEENAGE BOY WHO WANTS TO WEAR LIPSTICK, TIRED HUSBAND.
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| 01:30:49 1849 |
GLEN CAMPBELL & LUCIE ARNEZ & MIKE CURB CONGREGATION
SWEET BLINDNESS
(live)
LARGE HAPPY FACES, DANCERS DANCING AROUND WITH LARGE HAPPY FACES
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| 01:33:48 2028 |
ANDY GRIFFITH COMES OUT AND TRIES TO SHOW GLEN HIS SHAKESPEARE. "TO BE OR NOT TO BE..." APPLAUSE, ANDY SAYS IT WAS BETTER THAN THE REVOLVING DOOR JOKE, GLEN TRICKS HIM INTO TELLING IT AGAIN. CORNY JOKE COUNTRY HUMOR
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| 01:35:16 2116 |
COMMERCIAL FOR LEES CARPETS. WOMAN WRITING TO JOAN LEES ABOUT PETS NOT HOUSEBROKEN, MAN WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT PRICES, YOUNG WOMAN WANTS TO KNOW WHO SHOULD GET TO CHOOSE CARPET COLOR IN HER ROOM. WOMAN JOANNE LEES BEHIND THE DESK TELLS EVERYONE TO WRITE TO THEM ABOUT THEIR CARPET. ADDRESS ON SCREEN. WOMAN WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT SHAG CARPETS. BURLINGTON STITCH LOGO. LEES CARPETS PART OF BURLINGTON INDUSTRIES
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| 01:36:17 2177 |
GLEN AND HIS GUESTS DRESSED AS RAGTIME DIXIELAND BAND INTRO SECOND HALF OF SHOW
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| 01:36:48 2208 |
LOGO AND VOICEOVER BURLINGTON STITCHING ANIMATION AND LOGO
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| 01:37:02 2222 |
SHOW LOGO
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| 01:37:08 2228 |
BLACK SCREEN
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| 01:37:52 2272 |
COMMERCIAL FOR HEAD AND SHOULDERS SHAMPOO. WOMAN STUDENT ON COLLEGE CAMPUS TALKS TO MEN CONFIDENTLY. TALKS TO CAMERA ABOUT HOW SHE USED TO HIDE AND BE SHY BECAUSE OF HER DANDRUFF.
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| 01:38:22 2302 |
COMMERCIAL FOR SALVO DETERGENT TABLETS. BUNCH OF GUYS STANDING AROUND SHOOTING POOL, RIBBING ONE GUY BECAUSE HIS WIFE HAS GOTTEN A JOB. HE SAYS SHE STILL KEEPS HIS SHIRTS CLEAN WITH SALVO. WIFE SHOWS UP WITH SNACKS FOR THE GUYS. SALVO DETERGENT TABLETS MAKES THINGS SIMPLER FOR THE WORKING WOMAN. WORKING WIFE SIGN OF THE TIMES
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| 01:38:54 2334 |
COMEDY SKETCH. PAUL LYNDE AND LUCIE ARNEZ AS ANTHROPOLOGISTS IN KHAKIS WITH PITH HELMETS. THEY LOOK AT EGYPTIAN SARCOPHAGUS IN FRONT OF THEM, FOUND THE MUMMY (AMENHOTEP III) AFTER TWENTY YEARS OF SEARCHING. THEY LOOK INSIDE DISGUSTED, SHOCKED THAT HE'S DEAD
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| 01:39:34 2374 |
GENERAL STORE SET WITH LARRY McNEELEY TWANGING ON HIS BANJO
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| 01:39:56 2396 |
GLEN CAMPBELL & LARRY MCNEELEY
I'D RATHER BE SORRY
(live)
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| 01:42:38 2558 |
GLEN INTROS LARRY ON THE GUITAR INSTEAD OF THE BANJO
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| 01:42:51 2571 |
LARRY MCNEELEY
CANNONBALL RAG
(live)
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| 01:43:48 2628 |
GLEN WALKS OVER TO SALOON SET WHERE ANDY GRIFFITH IS TENDING BAR AND TELLING JOKES, BIRTH-CONTROL SALESMAN JOKE. GLEN LEAVES. PAUL LYNDE COMES IN ALL DRESSED UP ON HIS WAY TO HIS WEDDING, TALKS ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY PROPOSING. ANDY TALKS ABOUT NEVER GETTING MARRIED. PAUL WANTS ANOTHER DRINK, TALKS ABOUT HOW FAT HIS FIANCE IS. ANDY SAYS HE STOOD UP HIS BRIDE AT THE ALTER AND URGES PAUL TO GO THROUGH WITH IT, CONVINCES HIM TO DO IT, LEAVES SINGING "GET ME TO THE CHURCH ON TIME" FROM MY FAIR LADY. PHONE RINGS ANDY ANSWERS IT. TALKS TO HIS WIFE. "YES, DEAR". LIED TO PAUL WITH SAD STORY
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| 01:47:43 2863 |
COMMERCIAL FOR SHINYL VINYL FROM CONGOLEUM. PARAKEETS IN BIRDCAGE. WOMAN IN PLEASANT SUNROOM RELAXING IN BIG WICKER CHAIR RATHER THAN WAXING THE FLOORS ON WAXING DAY. VIEWS OF VARIOUS CONGOLEUM FLOORS. COUPLE AT ROMANTIC CANDLELIT SUPPER
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| 01:48:14 2894 |
COMMERCIAL FOR GRAPE FLAVORED TANG. VIEW OF THE MOON, ZOOMING IN ON SURFACE, INSIDE OF CAN OF GRAPE FLAVORED TANG, SCOOPING OUT TANG AND MIXING IT WITH WATER. VIEW OF BREAKFAST WITH ORANGE AND GRAPE TANG. TANG FOR SPACEMEN AND EARTH FAMILIES
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| 01:48:45 2925 |
GLEN CAMPBELL, ANDY GRIFFITH AND PAUL LYNDE ON STAGE. PAUL SAYS HE DOESN'T SEE ANDY'S "NEW IMAGE" "LOOKS LIKE THE SAME OLD HAYSEED PERSON TO ME", SNARKY ABOUT ANDY'S BROWN SHOES, ABOUT THE WAY HE TALKS. PAUL TRIES TO GIVE THEM ELOCUTION LESSONS, TEACH THEM TO TALK BETTER, TONGUE TWISTERS. ANDY DOES HIS IMPRESSION OF PAUL. GLEN AND PAUL LEAVE
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| 01:50:31 3031 |
ANDY GRIFFITH
IF THEY COULD SEE ME NOW
(live)
LIVE CHICKENS ALL OVER THE STAGE
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| 01:51:49 3109 |
GLEN, PAUL AND LUCIE JOIN HIM ON STAGE. ANDY SAYS HE WON'T TELL THE FRISKING STORY AND THEY OTHERS GET HIM TO TELL IT ANYWAY. THEY ALL JOIN HIM ON THE REFRAIN OF "IF THEY COULD SEE ME NOW"
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| 01:52:56 3176 |
COMMERCIAL FOR JOHNSON WAX'S REGARD FOR WOOD PANELING. WOMAN CLEANING HER WINDOWS AND HER WOOD PANELING, SHOWS HOW IT WORKS. WOOD-PANELED DEN. REGARD NEW FROM JOHNSON WAX
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| 01:53:26 3206 |
COMMERCIAL FOR JOHNSON WAX FUTURE ACRYLIC FLOOR FINISH. WOMAN HOLDS UP WINE GLASS, DROPS IT ON FLOOR IT BOUNCES AND DOESN'T BREAK BECAUSE IT'S MADE OF ACRYLIC, POURING PRODUCT. HOME WITH ACRYLICS. BOY PLAYING WITH WOODEN BLACKS AND TOY TRUCK DOESN'T DAMAGE FLOOR. FUTURE CLEAR ACRYLIC FLOOR FINISH TOUGHER THAN WAX
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| 01:53:57 3237 |
GLEN CAMPBELL COMES ON STAGE. GIRL COMES AND GIVES HIM LETTERS FROM KIDS, GLEN READS LETTERS FROM CHILDREN ABOUT HIS HAIR, ABOUT CAT THAT LIKES GLEN CAMPBELL
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| 01:55:07 3307 |
GLEN CAMPBELL
AUTUMN LEAVES
(live)
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| 01:57:56 3476 |
GLEN ENDS THE SHOW, THANKS HIS GUESTS. CREDITS ROLL OVER SCENES FROM NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE
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| 01:59:15 3555 |
END
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Specialty CollectionThis reel is currently not available for online viewing.
Year: 1971
Color: Color
Genre: TV Variety
Description: PAUL LYNDE, ANDY GRIFFITHS, LUCIE ARNEZ
Keywords: rock 'n' roll
