Historic Films Stock Footage Archive: FJ-HRN-2313

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00:08:29 0	B-Roll – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan premiere – Michael Buffer getting photographed, establishing shots, Donielle Artese,
00:09:37 67.73	B-Roll – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan premiere – some limos, Donielle Artese getting interviewed, in on Donielle’s necklace and fashion shot of her
00:10:26 117.73	Sound Bite: Donielle Artese – Hair Salon Owner – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan I am wearing my own design (talks) I designed it, my mother made it. It was my promise to her, my first big red carpet, I would let her make my dress.
00:10:48 139.73	Donielle Artese– Hair Salon Owner – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan Um, one dreadlock at a time, I don’t know. (laughs a lot)
00:11:10 161.73	Donielle Artese – Hair Salon Owner – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan Adam is so amazing. Like I think I was so in awe I just kinda watched him in the process cause he’s so like committed, like those scenes he was serious when he does them. You would think because he’s so funny that he’s like laugh, no he’s so serious which is what makes it so funny. He’s kind of a genius.
00:11:35 186.73	B-Roll – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan premiere – fashion shots of Artese
00:11:49 200.73	Sound Bite: Michael Buffer – “Walbridge” – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan From what I understand, everybody press row has seen the movie (talks) Oh, okay, we’ll have to talk to somebody about that. But um, you know I get to play villain in the movie. For once I’m not playing myself in a boxing scene, and it’s really really pretty exciting, I can’t wait to see myself as the bad guy, I get to scream and yell and have tantrums, I get arrested and everything else, it’s great.
00:12:26 237.73	Sound Bite: Michael Buffer– “Walbridge” – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan You know, you’re talking about a guy who is uh a superstar and a minch at the same time. And uh I was ill a few months ago and Adam would call me and see how I was doing and you know people that work on his crew, editing and sound and everything, they’re like family, he hires people over and over again, and he’s just a great guy to work with, and so is Dennis Dugan the director and so I’m really excited about doing this.
00:13:02 272.73	Sound Bite: Michael Buffer– “Walbridge” – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan That’s a heck of a question, but uh maybe give somebody extensions that would explode when they leave the shop.
00:13:17 288.73	B-Roll – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan premiere – Julia Wolov getting photographed, shot of red carpet, cut away,
00:14:57 388.73	Sound Bite: Julia Wolov – “Amy” – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan How would I defeat? With a hair dryer. (talks) I don’t know, I haven’t really thought about that tonight. (talks) I would probably style the bangs up really big like in the 80s like I did in high school.
00:15:20 410.73	B-Roll – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan premiere – fashion shot of Julia Wolov, some old people walking down the red carpet, wides of red carpet, Kelly Dugan, Dennis Dugan, and Sharon Dugan, Sharon Case,
00:18:40 610.73	Sound Bite: Christopher McDonald – Actor Well I’m here to celebrate all things Adam. Team Adam. Yeah and I don’t get out enough so I’m thinkin this is gonna be a fun one.(talks) Yeah it’s been good, been doin a lot of independent film and uh licking the wounds of Super Hero, didn’t do as well as we wanted. Timings everything.
00:19:04 634.73	Sound Bite: Christopher McDonald – Actor Making everything beautiful. I think with a shag cut, that’ll do it. Shag cuts make everything beautiful.
00:19:15 645.73	B-Roll – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan premiere – Herzl Tobey interviewing, cut aways, more of Tobey
00:20:43 734.73	Sound Bite: Herzl Tobey – “Commander” – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan Pleasure, absolute pleasure. There couldn’t have been a comedy that I would’ve wanted to be a part of more than this one.
00:20:56 747.73	Sound Bite: Herzl Tobey - “Commander” – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan I think maybe by making people look so good that you just wanna hug them and kiss them rather than hurt them. I think that’s the secret.
00:21:08 759.73	Sound Bite: Herzl Tobey - “Commander” – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan Um a film called Dead Air is coming out this year directed by Corbin Bernsen, and another film called Blood Shot, in which I play beside Brad Dourif which will be coming out 2009.
00:21:25 776.73	B-Roll – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan premiere – Tobey getting interviewed, shot of Grauman’s and red carpet, Buffer interviewing, Dennis Dugan and Sharon Dugan interviewing, Diane Ladd,
00:24:12 942.73	Sound Bite: Dennis Dugan – Director – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan My reaction was, I’m gonna do it in your accent. Are you crazy? Hahaha I did I thought because he said to me, we’re either gonna do, the next movie’s either gonna be a Western or this movie. And I thought, Are you crazy?
00:24:43 974.73	Sound Bite: Dennis Dugan– Director – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan Yeah yeah but I think it’s a really mature idea and I think, is that Adam down there? People cheering? No they’re not cheering, they’re cheering for a really beautiful girl in a white dress. Aim down there. Uh I just think it’s, I think it’s a well thought out plan and it’s fresh and funny and also like in the end you go away thinkin, maybe we can all be pals.
00:25:14 1004.73	Sound Bite: Dennis Dugan – Director – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan Uh we had, well you know because we got, you know we had plenty of Israeli actors and we had Arab actors and everybody weighed, and they weighed in on the accents, and we’d do this and we’d do that, and we’d say well what kind of joke, what kind of funny word can we do? So we had 175 consultants on this.
00:25:37 1028.73	Sound Bite: Dennis Dugan – Director – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan Well I’m very happy because we all pushed ourselves really hard to be new and fresh and funny, and I think we actually succeeded.
00:26:08 1058.73	Sound Bite: Dennis Dugan – Director – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan Um, I’d uh well I’d make people who don’t like each other suds together. If you, I think if you suds with somebody, you can’t go out and hate them. You’ve shared bubbles.
00:26:33 1084.73	B-Roll – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan premiere – Perry Reeves getting photographed and walking down red carpet, Christopher McDonald getting photographed
00:28:13 1183.73	Sound Bite: Perry Reeves – Actress That is a question that I’m afraid I’m going to have to abstain from telling you, I would be revealing some you know some top secret military information that we’re not allowed to tell anyone. We’ve been warned we were debriefed before we came tonight. Yes.
00:28:37 1207.73	B-Roll – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan premiere – Fashion shot of Perry Reeves.
00:28:45 1216.73	B-Roll – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan premiere – Rob Schneider getting photographed, various of red carpet
00:29:59 1290.73	Sound Bite: Lainie Kazan – “Gail”– You Don’t Mess with The Zohan No I play his love interest, one of them, they get older and older after me, and I have an affair with him, and um and then I become his muse, he cuts my hair, he styles my hair so.
00:30:21 1312.73	Sound Bite: Lainie Kazan – “Gail”– You Don’t Mess with The Zohan How would I defeat terrorism? With love, like Zohan does. With love, and strength and passion.
00:30:38 1329.73	Sound Bite: Diane Ladd - Actress I was watching your face while you were interviewing Lainie, and I said to my husband, now if you were directing someone interviewing someone, you’d have to use method acting to get what’s in his face, cause what was in your face was magical, it was love, it was interest, it was caring, it was sincerity, and it made me love you. All of that, audience you don’t get to see that, it was wonderful, his face.
00:31:26 1377.73	Sound Bite: Diane Ladd - Actress Oh my lord and God, I would get me a lot of powerful rotten toxic spray. And I’d start spraying it at everybody. I mean, hey, what else, right?
00:31:57 1408.73	B-Roll – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan premiere – fashion shot of Diane Ladd, Jenna Dewan getting photographed, wides of red carpet
00:33:55 1526.73	Sound Bite: ? Make lots of uh cuts, hahahaha. Yes yes yes, just um make sure that everyone cuts all the around the ears, that’s it, that’s all you need to do is make sure the hair’s cut around the ears.
00:34:26 1557.73	Sound Bite: Sharon Case - Actress Well I’m a big fan, I’m huge fan of the boys, so that’s why I want to see the movie and um it’s just fun to get out, you know have fun now and then. Let me out.
00:34:41 1572.73	Sound Bite: Sharon Case - Actress I don’t know how, how would you? (talks) If you were a hair dresser? (talks) All yeah I guess chemical warfare, bleach, things like that, maybe the curling iron, that could be dangerous, that could be very dangerous.
00:35:13 1603.73	B-Roll – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan premiere – fashion shot of Case, Judd Apatow, Emmanuelle Chriqui,
00:37:45 1756.73	B-Roll – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan premiere – Jack Giarraputo and Judd Apatow, Emma Stone, some dudes, wide of red carpet, Adam Sandler walking down street and waving to crowd
00:39:32 1862.73	B-Roll – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan premiere – Adam Sandler arriving on red carpe and getting photographed
00:40:59 1950.73	Sound Bite: Charlotte Rae– “Mrs. Greenhouse”– You Don’t Mess with The Zohan The thing is see he’s very funny but he’s a good actor, and I really think that being a good actor makes everything even funnier. You do it for truth and he’s just he’s adorable and he’s so adorable.
00:41:28 1979.73	Sound Bite: Charlotte Rae – “Mrs. Greenhouse”– You Don’t Mess with The Zohan If I were a hairdresser how would I defeat terrorism? Just love everybody and give them the most gorgeous haircut they’d ever received in their whole life, right?
00:41:55 2006.73	B-Roll – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan premiere – Adam Sandler getting photographed, various of red carpet, back to Apatow, Robert Smigel
00:43:17 2088.73	Sound Bite: Robert Smigel – Co-Writer – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan Um, it’s good question, I don’t uh, when do I sleep? During this interview. (snores) It’s not the same as when Triumph does it, I’m sorry.
00:43:36 2107.73	Sound Bite: Robert Smigel – Co-Writer – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan I’m never gonna come out here and live, I’m never gonna come out here and live, because of the internet, I can do everything on e-mail now. I have no reason to leave my house. I’m actually blinded by the hazy sky right now. um
00:44:07 2137.73	Sound Bite: Robert Smigel – Co-Writer – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan If I were a hairdresser? Well first you’d have to learn all about hair, I mean this is you know it’s not easy if you wanna defeat terrorism, you’ve gotta go to hair styling school, I mean I have you know a lot of respect for counter-terrorists when you think about it that way. They have to learn shampooing and, okay what am I talking about? People actually watch this, don’t they? It’s the Hollywood Reporter… (talks) Television, well okay, 2 people who are watching this, John and Albert I apologize for that rhyme, it didn’t work, next time I’m gonna bring my B material. No more G material for Hollywood Reporter, I’m sorry about that.
00:44:52 2183.73	B-Roll – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan premiere – Rob Schneider interviewing
00:47:18 2328.73	Sound Bite: Rob Schneider – “Salim” – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan Oh by giving everybody a silky smooth look. It’s feathered and tight in the back, I think it would help. Silky smooth, that’s the key. Ask Adam Sandler.
00:47:33 2343.73	B-Roll – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan premiere – Fashion shots of Natalia Guslistaya, Schneider interviewing, Apatow interviewing
00:49:33 2463.73	Sound Bite: Ben Wise – “Yitzhak” – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan By blowing hard, blowing strong, and never, never stop rinsing. Please. Thank you.
00:49:49 2480.73	B-Roll – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan premiere – Michael Copon walking down red carpet, Apatow interviewing
00:51:26 2577.73	Sound Bite: Judd Apatow – Co-Writer – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan We started working on this movie 7 years ago and only recently worked up the courage to make it, so we’ve been working on it for a long time.
00:51:40 2591.73	Sound Bite: Judd Apatow – Co-Writer – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan There’s nothing more absurd than terrible conflict, I mean everyone should get along so this movie is mocks people’s anger at each other, I hope that’s what people get out of it.
00:52:02 2613.73	Sound Bite: Judd Apatow – Co-Writer – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan We have I produced a movie called Step Brothers that Will Ferrell and Adam McKay made, it comes out later this summer, and at the end of the summer Pineapple Express, which is a weed action movie, which I know they love in France.
00:52:21 2632.73	Sound Bite: Judd Apatow – Co-Writer – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan Well we’ll try and figure out what’s politically correct and go as far away as possible and hopefully if it’s just so offensive in every possible way you turn the corner and then you’re not offensive. If everyone is attacked equally, I’ll hope we get a free pass.
00:52:47 2658.73	Sound Bite: Judd Apatow – Co-Writer – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan Green Hornet, am I in it? I don’t know, am I the Green Hornet, I thought Seth was the Green Hornet.
00:53:12 2683.73	Sound Bite: Judd Apatow – Co-Writer – You Don’t Mess with The Zohan That’s a very good question. How can terrorists defeat terrorism? Well they hear a lot of gossip, they know what’s going on, so they can overhear things and tell people what they know and then prevent things. (espionage) Exactly. Yes.
00:53:42 2713.73	B-Roll – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan premiere – fashion shot of Apatow’s daughters, Apatow interviewing