SLATE #0415
12-1-71

GLEN CAMPBELL SINGS SPOOF SONG ABOUT GETTING CHRISTMAS BILLS. POSTMEN KEEP BRINGING STUFF AND BILLS

GLEN WELCOMES US TO SHOW, INTRODUCES "MR NICE" PAT BOONE

PAT BOONE INTRODUCES US TO HIS DAUGHTERS

COMEDY SKETCH, GIFT RETURNS. GLEN CAMPBELL INTROS SKETCH. HE IS AT THE RETURN COUNTER. PAT BOONE WANTS TO RETURN HIS CHOCOLATE COVERED ANTS, R.G. BROWN WANTS TO RETURN HIS HEARING AID, DOM DE LOUISE WITH TOUPEE RETURN RUG SHAMPOO, PAT BOONE RETURNS FLEA COLLAR, R.G. BROWN RETURNS NEGLIGEE, DOM RETURNS VENUS FLYTRAP

COMMERCIAL FOR EFFERDENT DENTURE CLENSER TABLETS. TWO WOMAN AT LUNCH, ONE SAYS SHE CAN'T HAVE WINE BECAUSE OF HER DENTURES, OTHER WOMAN SHOWS HER HOW EFFERDENT WORKS. THE NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT SHE HAS WINE WITH CONFIDENCE

GLEN AND PAT SIT TOGETHER AND TALK ABOUT DOING SOME OF PAT'S HITS

COMEDY SKETCH ABOUT CHRISTMAS SPENDING SET IN BANK. DOM DE LOUISE SHOWS UP WITH PANTYHOSE OVER FACE AND WANTS TO HOLD UP BANK BECAUSE HE SPENT TOOL MUCH AT CHRISTMAS, R.G. BROWN COMES OUT AS BANK MANAGER AND CALMLY WALKS HIM THROUGH BANK ROBBERY, GIVES HIM CIGARETTE, DOM TAKES OFF HIS PANTYHOSE SEXUAL INNUENDO JOKES. R.G. KEEPS TALKING TO DOM AND TRIES TO GIVE HIM AN AUTO LOAN FOR A GETAWAY CAR. DOM DROPPING LINES BLOOPER. DOM HAS SWITCHBLADE AND R.G. TRIES TO GET HIM A LOAN FOR A HOME, TRICKS DOM INTO GIVING HIM NAME AND ADDRESS - SING SING PRISON - EMPLOYMENT HISTORY AS ROBBER. DOM CRIES AND R.G. TRIES TO GET HIM INTO CHRISTMAS CLUB, DOM JOINS INSTEAD OF ROBBING BANK

GLEN INTRODUCES RON GAYLORD AND BURT HOLIDAY

TALKING ABOUT TRIO OF SEXY ITALIAN SINGERS, THEY DO A VERSE OF MAC THE KNIFE, GLEN DOES DEAN MARTIN, IMPRESSION OF SONNY BONO

COMMERCIAL FOR BAYER PAIN RELIEVER. CELEBRITY COMMERCIAL AUTHOR STEPHAN BIRMINGHAM TALKS ABOUT BOOKLET ON PAIN RELIEVERS AND HOW ASPIRIN IS THE BEST AND BAYER IS THE BEST ASPIRIN. ADDRESS TO WRITE FOR BOOKLET

DAUGHTERS OF PAT BOONE

COMMERCIAL FOR FRISKIES DRY CAT FOOD. CATS RUN AT CAMERA IN SLOW MOTION, EACH CAT GETS TO EATS ITS OWN FAVORITE FLAVOR OF DRY CAT FOOD

GLEN TALKS ABOUT SECOND HALF OF SHOW WHEN EVERYONE'S FAMILY WILL BE THERE

COMMERCIAL FOR DRISTAN. HUSBAND GETTING READY IN THE MORNING WIFE IS IN BED FEELING SICK. WOMAN'S FACE AFTER SHE TAKES DRISTAN STRETCHES HAPPILY AND LOOKS IN MIRROR. THE NEXT DAY SHE IS ARRANGING FLOWERS AS HUBBY IS GOING TO WORK. DRISTAN DECONGESTANT TABLETS

GLEN CAMPBELL IN WINTER CHRISTMAS SET TALKS ABOUT GETTING BOOKS FOR CHRISTMAS

GENERAL STORE SET, LARRY MC NEELEY PLAYS A BANJO LICK. GLEN COMES IN

LARRY ON BANJO, GLEN CAMPBELL ON GUITAR

COMMERCIAL FOR BUC WHEATS CEREAL BY GENERAL MILLS. MAN GETTING READY FOR WORK, WIFE IS HELPING HIM KEEP FIT. MAN ON HANDBALL COURT SHE SERVES HIM BUC WHEATS FOR BREAKFAST. COUPLE EATS HE LIKES BUC WHEATS. HELPS YOU FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS

DOM SHOWS EVERYONE PRISMS HE GOT FOR CHRISTMAS GIVES THEM TO THE KIDS, KIDS PLAYING WITH PRISMS

GLEN AND PAT TALK ABOUT SINGING

BLACK SCREEN

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