HUSBAND COMES HOME FROM WORK, WIFE CONCEALS BLACK
EYE FROM HUSBAND. HUSBAND TRYING TO GIVE WIFE A
KISS, WOMAN KISSING THE AIR.

WIFE LIGHTS MATCH, LIGHTS CANDLES, HUSBAND
CHASES WIFE AROUND DINNER TABLE, FORCES HER TO
TURN HER FACE, REVEALING BLACK EYE, HE POINTS
AT BLACK EYE & LAUGHS, LOOK OF SURPRISE, SHOCK

1950s COUPLE & DINNER GUEST SITTING AT TABLE,
NEAR SIGHTED MAN WITHOUT HIS GLASSES PASSES A
CANDLE TO MAN OF THE HOUSE THINKING IT'S A
BREAD STICK

1950s HUSBAND IN WEEKEND CASUAL CLOTHES COMES
IN WITH THE NEWSPAPER, CHATS WITH WIFE WHILE
SHE PREPARES BREAKFAST, HUSBAND SHAKES BROKEN
TOASTER, LOUD BELLS RING, SHE OPENS DOOR AGAIN,
FEARING HER MOTHER WAS AWAKEN FROM LOUD NOISE
HOUSE GUEST STILL SNORING

HUSBAND & WIFE HAVING BREAKFAST ON WEEKEND. OVEN
TIMER GOES OFF, WIFE RUNS TO TURN IT OFF, HUSBAND
CRACKS GUEST BEDROOM DOOR, MOTHER IN LAW STILL
SNORING

HUSBAND TURNS ON GARBAGE DISPOSAL, MAKES A
LOUD CHURNING SOUND, WIFE RUNS OVER, THEIR ARMS
ENTANGLE IN RUSH TO TURN IT OFF, MOTHER SLEEPS
THROUGH LOUD NOISES. HOUSEHOLD MISHAPS

CU 1950s COUPLE LOOKING INTO BEDROOM WITH BIG
SMILES ON THEIR FACES AS IF LOOKING IN ON
SLEEPING CHILD

MS OFFICE RECEPTIONIST'S DESK, PANS TO DOOR
READING: SALES, PRIVATE, PANS BACK TO DESK
WITH NO RECEPTIONIST. PANS TO COMPANY PRESIDENT'S
OFFICE

PHONE RINGS AGAIN, SALESMAN ANSWERS, THEN
ANOTHER PHONE RINGS, PRESIDENT ANSWERS. WIFE
COMES IN AT SAME TIME, TRYING TO GET MONEY FROM
BUSY HUSBAND, GOES IN HIS JACKET WHILE HE'S ON
THE PHONE, PHONE LINES GET TANGLED, THEY CHANGE
POSITION, OTHER MAN'S WIFE GOES INTO PRESIDENT'S
JACKET, TAKES HIS MONEY, REALIZES IT'S THE
WRONG MAN. COMEDY OF ERRORS

INEXPERIENCED HOUSEWIFE ANSWERING OFFICE PHONE
DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO WORK THE PHONES, COMEDY
OF ERRORS WITH THREE PHONES RINGING AT SAME
TIME, BUSY OFFICE PHONES. BETTY WHITE.

BETTY WHITE 'S GOODBYE