STEVE ALLEN SITS NEXT TO SKITCH HENDERSON'S
HEAD. SKITCH MAKES FUNNY FACE. TICKLES HIS BEARD.

LOUIS NYE AS GORDON HATHAWAY. KING OF THE FUZZY
WUZZIES. A VAN DYKE BEARD. FAKE BEARD.

DANCERS RUN DOWNSTAIRS.

STEVE HOLDS UP SAM COOK'S MOST RECENT RECORD
ALBUM

GENE RAYBURN FOR JOHNSON'S WAX.

PETER USTINOV DOES A MONOLOGUE. STANDING IN
LINE FOR THE MOVIES AND THE DISTORTED SOUND
TRACK THAT YOU HEAR COMING FROM THE PROJECTION
BOOTH. AN AMERICAN B MOVIE, AN ENGLISH C MOVIE,
AN ITALIAN AND A FRENCH MOVIE. MAKES FUN OF
CINEMA.

COMMERCIAL FOR JOHNSON'S PRIDE. THE DINNER DATE.

THE HIT PARADE SINGERS CELEBRATE MUSIC OF THE PAST 40 YEARS. SAME SONG, DIFFERENT STYLES. SILHOUETTES OF 1920S DANCERS IN FLAPPER OUTFITS.

(1940S STYLE)

EVERYBODY SINGS AT THE END OF THE SONG

CINDY WALKS PAST GENE RAYBURN

WAX POURED ONTO DIRTY FLOOR. CLEANS AND WAXES
AT THE SAME TIME. WITH MOP. DIRTY MOP.

MEET THE CRITICS. FRED GWYNNE AS THE ELEVATOR
MAN. HIS UNIFORM IS TOO SHORT, TOO SMALL. THINKS
STEVE IS CLARK KENT. FUNNY. ACTS DUMB.

LOUIS NYE AS ITALIAN BARBER COMMENTS ON LAST
WEEK'S SHOW.

COMMERCIAL FOR GLADE AIR FRESHENER. HOUSEWIFE
SWEEPING UP DIRT. VOICE TELLS HER TO SWEEP THE
DIRT UNDER THE RUG. WHAT KIND OF HOUSEWIFE DO
YOU THINK I AM?

TAKES CAN FROM MEDICINE CABINET.

(INSTRUMENTAL WITH ORCHESTRA & STEVE PLAYING THE PIANO ON ROTATING TABLE)

GENE RAYBURN

(CLASSIC STYLE THEN SWITCHES TO LATIN BEAT)

COMMERCIAL FOR GREYHOUND BUS. BAD WEATHER.