BUS PULLS INTO ABANDONED OUTDOOR MOVIE THEATER. LS
HITCHING POSTS WITH MICROPHONES ATTACHED. BUS
PULLS UP, TOWARDS CAMERA, STOPS. CHARACTER ACTOR
CHILL WILLS. TOUR GUIDE AND BUS DRIVER WALK
TOWARDS CAMERA, WILLS SAYS, "YOU KNOW BOYS, I
SPENT HALF MY LIFE FLASHING ACROSS THAT SILVER
SCREEN THERE". MS WILLS, OTHERS BACKS TO CAMERA,

MS WILLS TALKS ABOUT STAGE COACHES. MORE OF CHILL
WILLS FOLKSY TALK, REMINISCENCE.

MONTAGE VARIOUS SCENIC VIEWS AMERICA'S ROCKY
SHORE LINE, SNOW CAPPED MOUNTAINS, FIELDS OF WHEAT,
AND POPPIES, OTHER PICTURESQUE SCENERY. CHILL
WILLS NARRATES IN HIS FOLKSY, DELIBERATE WAY.

WILLS WITH DAUGHTER IN F/G, PEOPLE WAITING TO
BOARD TOUR BUS IN B/G. GRANDDAUGHTER KISSES WILLS
ON CHEEK GOES TO BUS. TEENAGE GIRL POSES FOR
CAMERA SHOT, TWO GIRLS PLAY WITH BULLDOG HELD IN
ARMS BY TEENAGE BOY, TEEN BOY TRIES OUT GRIP ON
TENNIS RACKET. LONG HAIR STYLES CIRCA 1870S.

MCU WILLS TO DOG, "C'MON BOZO, I'M GOING TO TAKE
YOU ON A TOUR". CU BOZO. BUS ROLLS AWAY, L TO R.
CU WILLS (TO DOG) "YOU'RE SUCH A HAM, YOU SHOULD
HAVE BEEN A PEA, C'MON".

MS TWO TEEN AGE GIRLS UNPACKING SUITCASES IN
HOTEL ROOM. MCU FEMALE TENNIS PLAYER, BACK TO
CAMERA RETURNS SERVE OVER NET TO TWO GIRLS
FACING CAMERA. MONTAGE TEENAGERS IN VARIOUS
ACTIVITIES. TEEN AGE BOY, AFRO STYLE HAIR (CIRCA
1970S), HITTING TENNIS BALL, PAN TEENAGERS AT
TABLES (BOOTHS) IN RUSTIC STYLE DINETTE.

MS SCENIC VIEW OF COUNTRYSIDE FROM FRONT BUS
WINDOW. TOUR GUIDE TELLS PASSENGERS TO CHANGE
SEATS TO ALLOW THEM TO SEE DIFFERENT VIEWS.
LS BUS COMING DOWN ROAD TOWARDS CAMERA. GUIDE
TELLS OF APPLE ORCHIDS OF BEN JACOBS UP AHEAD.

MS OLD PICK-UP TRUCK PULLS UP, APPLE FARMER BEN
JACOBS (PLAYED BY CHILL WILLS) EXITS TRUCK
"WELCOME FOLKS, WELCOME TO THIS BEAUTIFUL
APPLELAND". WILLS IN OVERALLS MAKES TYPICAL WILLS
COUNTRY STYLE COMMENTS.

MS MIDDLE AGED ENGLISH WOMAN AND HUSBAND WITH
BUSHY BEARD, ARE INTRODUCED TO WILLS. AS "NEWLY
WEDS, 40 YEARS THIS SATURDAY". WILLS TELLS OF HIS
TOUR OF ENGLAND ON MOTOR COACH.

MLS BUS ENTERING CITY TOWARDS CAMERA L TO R,
PASSES CITY HALL BUILDING. MONTAGE PEOPLE ENJOYING
NIGHT CLUB, BAND PLAYING, SHOTS OF FOOD, SHOTS OF
THEATER DISTRICT AT NIGHT.

LS ABOVE VIEW CROWD TOURISTS IN CAVERN WITH HUGE
STALAGMITES, OTHER ROCK FORMATIONS HANGING FROM
CEILING OF CAVE. CU WAITERS HANDS SPREADING
DRESSINGS ON SALADS AND OTHER GORME PLATES. MS
TOURISTS HAVING DRINKS AT BAR. LS AERIAL SPRAWLING
VIEW CITY WITH BRIDGE SPANNING RIVER.

MONTAGE CLAY POT SPINNING ON POTTERS WHEEL, INDIAN
CHIEF WITH WAR PAINT, FOUNTAIN, TOWN HALL BUILDING
IN B/G. VARIOUS LANDMARK BUILDINGS, BUMPER TO
BUMPER TRAFFIC, BOTH WAYS ON BRIDGE. PARADE IN
TOWN, BOY WITH LARGE STRAW HAT WATCHING PARADE.
VARIOUS OTHER AMERICANA SCENES.

VIEW OF NEW ENGLAND ANTIQUE SHOP AS SEEN THROUGH
FRONT WINDSHIELD OF BUS AS IT POLLS IN,

WILLS USES FEATHER DUSTER ON ANTIQUES AS HE TELLS
TOURIST HISTORY OF SHOP.

CU CHILLS SITS IN CHAIR, LIFTS HIS CUP OF TEA TO
CAMERA, "SALUT, LUKIAM, SKOLL, AS COWBOYS SAY,
DOWN THE HATCH".

PLANTATION OWNER RALEIGH EVANS (CHILL WILLS)
DRESSED IN BOW TIE, VEST. SLEEVES ROLLED UP, MAKES
HIS WELCOME PITCH ON LAWN. ".....YOUR HOME THIS
EVENING IS THE HISTORIC "PEAKY PIN" PLANTATION,
.....". "WE'RE HERS TO GIVE YOU COMFORT AND SERVE
YOU THE BEST SOUTHERN VITTLES YOU EVER FLOPPED A
LIP OVER". WILLS GOES ON AND ON.

LS CHILLS WALKS INTO LIVING ROOM CROWDED WITH
GUESTS, ASKS, fOLKS, HOW DID YOU LIKE JOSEPHINE'S
CORN BREAD...." CU WOMAN, EYES CLOSED,. SEATED IN
SOFA, WITH EARPHONES, LISTENING TO MUSIC. WILLS
TELLS TOURISTS OF DAY'S MENU AND MORE STORIES.

LS TOUR BUS PULLS INTO SMALL TOWN GAS STATION AT
NIGHT. OWNER, MECHANIC CHILL WILLS GREETS BUS
DRIVER AS OLD FRIEND. TWO GO INTO SHOP, SIT DOWN
FOR CUP OF COFFEE, REMINISCE ABOUT OLD TIMES.
WILLS GIVES DRIVER 30TH ANNIVERSARY CALENDER,
BALL POINT PEN. DRIVER OPENS CALENDER, "A 1945
BETTY GRABLE CALENDER.....".

MCU WILLS SEATED IN CHAIR, COWBOY HAT ON, BIG
JUICY APPLE IN HAND, MAKES FINAL PITCH, BITES
INTO APPLE. LS "THE END" ON OUTDOOR MOVIE SCREEN.