CU NAME ON DOOR "DR. PAYNE PAINLESS DENTIST"

FRIGHTENED WOMEN SCREAM AND JUMP UP ON CHAIR AFRAID
OF A MOUSE. MAN TRIES TO CALM THEM DOWN.

CAVALIER MAN PICKS UP DROPPED HANDKERCHIEF, GIVES TO
THANKFUL WOMAN. JEALOUS HUSBAND INTERVENES. "YOU MIND
YOUR OWN BUSINESS" HE DROPS THE HANKIE SO THE
HUSBAND CAN PICK IT UP, HUSBAND THREATENS TO HIT HIM

FEMALE PATIENT AT THE DENTIST GETS IN CHAIR. FLAPPER
FASHIONS DENTIST PUTS BIB ON PATIENT, TELLS HER TO
OPEN WIDE, LOOKS INTO HER MOUTH, SHE MOANS IN PAIN

DENTIST TRIES TO COMFORT PATIENT "IT DOESN'T HURT AT
ALL" SHE MOANS AGAIN AND ANOTHER WOMAN LEAVES THE
OFFICE.

DENTIST CALLS "NEXT PLEASE" NEXT PATIENT COMES INTO
DENTIST'S OFFICE, WANTS DENTIST TO PULL ALL HIS
WIFE'S TEETH BECAUSE "SHE TALKS TOO MUCH & HER TONGUE
IS TOO BIG FOR HER MOUTH" DENTIST, ARMS AKIMBO,
LAUGHS. DENTIST ASSURES HIM THERE WILL BE NO PAIN

QUACK DOCTOR. DENTIST BRUSHES SHAVING CREAM ON
PATIENT SAYS HE'S SOFTENING UP HIS GUMS.

FRIGHTENED PATIENT AT THE DENTIST AFRAID TO HAVE
TOOTH PULLED PLAYS CAT AND MOUSE WITH THE DENTIST

PATIENT WALKS IN INTERRUPTS THE DENTIST WHILE HE'S
PULLING ANOTHER PATIENT'S TOOTH. GRABS PATIENT'S LEGS
& HELPS GET BACK IN THE CHAIR.

ARROGANT MAN ENTERS DENTIST'S OFFICE, PUSHES MAN OUT
OF THE WAY SO HE CAN SIT IN THE CHAIR. MAKES SURE THE
DENTIST KNOWS HE CAN'T STAND ANY PAIN. DENTIST STRAPS
PATIENT INTO HIS CHAIR WIFE FLIRTS WITH OTHER
PATIENT.

FILM ENDS