SF-1041

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SHOW BEGINS, AUDIENCE CLAPPING, MUSICIANS POP UP OUT OF AUDIENCE. GLEN CAMPBELL AND MUSICIANS SING NATURAL TO BE GONE. INTRODUCES GUESTS EVIE SANDS, LELAND PALMER, AND MILBURN STONE AND KEN CURTIS FROM GUNSMOKE

COMMERCIAL FOR CHEVROLET. LORNE GREENE NEAR CHEVY IMPALA. VIEWS OF THE CAR AS LORNE GREENE TALKS ABOUT FEATURES. RIGHT CAR RIGHT PRICE RIGHT NOW.

GLEN ENDS NUMBER TOSSES MICROPHONE OFFSTAGE. WELCOMES US TO THE SHOW, TALKS ABOUT GUESTS EVIE SANDS, LELAND PALMER. INTRODUCES DOC AND FESTUS FROM GUNSMOKE MILBURN STONE AND KEN CURTIS. THEY COME OUT AND SHAKE HANDS WITH GLEN

CHORUS/ DANCERS BRING IN THE SET FOR MATT'S OFFICE FROM GUNSMOKE. GLEN CAMPBELL AND MILBURN STONE AND KEN CURTIS ACT OUT SCENE. GLEN THOUGHT HE WAS PLAYING MATT BUT IS PLAYING MISS KITTY INSTEAD. GLEN TRIES PLAYING THE ROLE. TALKS LIKE A WOMAN THE MEN ARE COMING ONTO HIM AND HE TRIES TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE. THEY ASK HIM FOR A KISS AND HE REFUSES EVEN THOUGH IT WASN'T IN THE SCRIPT. GLEN INTRODUCES LELAND PALMER

GLEN CAMPBELL COMES OUT AND TAKES HER HAND, THANKS HER

COMMERCIAL FOR CAMPBELLS'S CONDENSED CHICKEN VEGETABLE SOUP. CHEFS AT CAMPBELL FACTORY TALKING ABOUT USING THE BEST INGREDIENTS YET KEEPING COSTS LOW. AFFORDABLE MEAL. SIGN OF THE TIMES

FANCY DRESSING ROOM SET. MILBURN STONE AND KEN CURTIS TRYING TO QUIT SMOKING. MILBURN HAS PICNIC BASKET AND IS THRILLED THAT IT WILL HELP HIM QUIT SMOKING. KEN IS JUST STATING A NEW DIET. KEN HAS CIGARETTES, HE'S JUST STARTED SMOKING. WILLPOWER. MILBURN PULLS A GUN ON KEN WHEN HE TRIES TO LIGHT CIGARETTE. JOKES ABOUT WORDS THAT REMIND THEM OF CIGARETTES AND FOOD. KEN LIGHTS CIGARETTE AND MILBURN TAKES OUT CANDY BAR. TWO CIGARETTES, MILKSHAKE. THEY KEEP UPPING THE ANTY SILLIER AND SILLIER, SMOKING PIPES, MAKING CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES. THEY BOTH MAKE THEMSELVES SICK. THROW EVERYTHING OUT. BEVERLY HILLBILLIES REFERENCE. THEY GIVE UP, KEN DRINKS MILKSHAKE AND MILBURN SMOKES CIGARETTE. THEY DECIDE TO START "TOMMORROW"

EVIE SANDS - BUT YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU
SINGS IN SET LIKE HOUSE WITH NIGHTTIME OUTSIDE

SCENE FROM GUNSMOKE. GLEN CAMPBELL AS BARTENDER (WITH MUSTACHE A LA BARKEEP SAM). MILBURN STONE AS DOC AND KEN CURTIS AS FESTUS. DOC REFUSES TO BUY FESTUS A DRINK, TELLS HIM TO INVEST IN REAL ESTATE, THEY ARGUE ABOUT MONEY, WORDPLAY. NEITHER BUYS A BEER AND THEY BOTH LEAVE

BLACK SCREEN

COMMERCIAL FOR CRISCO. SCHOOL LUNCHROOM. CHILDREN ON LINE TO GET LUNCHES. UPTIGHT SCHOOLMARM OBJECTS TO THE LUNCHLADY SERVING FRIED FOOD. LUNCHLADY GIVES DEMONSTRATION OF CRISCO AND HOW LITTLE IS ABSORBED BY THE FOOD AND HOW HEALTHY AND NOT GREASY IT IS. SCHOOLMARM TRIES CHICKEN AND LOVES IT. CRISCO OIL FRIES PRACTICALLY GREASE FREE

GLEN CAMPBELL ON GUITAR AND LARRY MCNEELY ON BANJO

COMMERCIAL FOR SNAP-E-TOM TOMATO COOLER. LIGHTING FUZE ON CAN LIKE DYNOMITE. MAN TRIES SNAP-E-TOM'S AND SHOOTS FIRE OUT OF MOUTH, SPICY DRINK. WOMAN'S HAIR STANDS ON END AND SHE MAKES SOUND LIKE FOGHORN, MAN HAS STEAM SHOOTING OUT OF HIS EARS. YOU'LL GET A BANG OUT OF IT

MILBURN STONE IN COSTUME FROM GUNSMOKE. TALKS ABOUT HIS DOG, HIS HORSE, HIS WIFE. FOLKSY MONOLOGUE IN WESTERN MILLIEU. SAD TALE ABOUT HIS DOG GETTING OLD AND DYING. TALKS ABOUT HOW FAR HIS HORSE WOULD RUN AND HOW THE HORSE WOULD HELP HIM MAKE HIS DOCTOR HOUSE CALLS, AND HOW HORSE DIED SAVING LITTLE GIRL. SITS ON HAY BALE AND TALKS ABOUT GIRL WHO ANNOYED HIM WHEN HE WAS A BOY AND GREW UP TO BE BEAUTIFUL, AND THEY GOT MARRIED. SAYS THEY THOUGHT THEY'D BE TOGETHER IN THESE LATER YEARS

GLEN JOINS MILBURN ON SET. THEY SIT ON HAY BALES. TALK ABOUT FESTUS SINGING, ONE OF THE SONS OF THE PIONEERS. KEN CURTIS AS FESTUS COMES OUT

COMMERCIAL FOR BIZ. KAY BALLARD WITH CHILD DEMONSTRATES FOR WOMAN THE SOAKING POWER OF BIZ. THE EXTRA STRENGTH PRE-SOAKER

GLEN CLOSES SHOW, THANKS GUEST STARS, MENTIONS NEXT WEEK'S GUESTS FIFTH DIMENSION, RUTH BUZZI, JOHN BYNER, DIONNE WARWICK, CLIPS OF GUESTS FOR UPCOMING SHOW. SINGS NATURAL TO BE GONE, CREDITS ROLL

GLEN CLOSES SHOW THANKS GUEST STARS SAME AS ABOVE, THEN MENTIONS NEXT WEEKS GUESTS BUT A DIFFERENT LINEUP INCLUDING LULU, JERRY REED AND TONY RANDALL. GLEN PLAYS AND SINGS NATURAL TO BE GONE. CREDITS ROLL