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Description: PAT & ANDRE USE STEPS & SLIDERS & LEAD EXERCISES THAT WILL MAKE YOU BUFF LIKE THEM. HOWEVER, I'VE SEEN MANLIER FLOWER ARRANGEMENTS ; FBI Warning?!? 'Always consult a physician before beginning any physical program or activity'. (& a psychiatrist if you dig THIS!) ; Cue drum machine--'Tight Assets' Step Workout, featuring Pat 'Butch' Wade & Andre 'Macho Man' Goulet (?) ;INT West Hollywood gym, MS Pat is wearing a purple tank top, while Andre sports a fashionable yellow one. Both wear short shorts) ; INT gym (it don't ever change, folks!), p-out from MS Pat & Andre to WS them in front of blue 'step masters'. Andre gestures ; INT, Andre squats next to step master. CU Andre's legs stepping on stepper (nice gams). WS Pat & Andre. Graphic: 'Warm up'. Lets ; INT, Pat & Andre march in place & flap arms like damn birds. They also move R-to-L occasionally, clapping hands as they do so ; INT, same crap, different angle. WS guys flex muscles as they side-step. MS Pat flexing muscles. Please, don't tempt me! ; INT, MS both guys doing same. Tilt-u from Andres legs to MS Andre. WS both doing variations of side-step exercise. '...and reach!' ; INT, WS guys doing short 'squats' up & down. That's just plain wrong. WS guys stretch side to side. WS guys rolling shoulders ; INT, MS Andre leans head from side to side ('Most of us are very tight...in the trapezius'). WS guys looking from side to side ; INT, WS guys marching on top of stepper. VIDEO TOASTER EFFECT. WS, but wait...Pat & Andre have SWITCHED PLACES! You scamps! ; INT, WS guys, but now Pat is leading. Marching in place w/ occasional step up on stepper. CU Pat's legs moving up & down on stepper ; INT, WS guys doing same, w/ small kick for fun. MS Andre kicking & looking at camera surprised! WS guys doing 'pull kick' ; INT, WS guys stepping on corners of steppers & down. WS back to 'basic step'. '...now we're going to straddle.'NOOOOOO!!!! ; INT, WS boys stepping on & over stepper. These guys say 'straddle' a bit too much. More stepping stuff. Use your imagination; INT, WS boys kicking then sorta twirling around to opposite side to kick more...looks more like dancing than exercising ; INT, WS boys from behind. Hmm,took longer than I thought it would. WS boys 'hopping' on one leg onto stepper, then step down ; INT, WS Andre suddenly goes off-script & is no longer synchronized with Pat! Oh, thank heavens, he's back in-step again ; INT, WS boys slow down, stop, take deep breaths, & Pat applauds. VIDEO TOASTER EFFECT. 'CoolDown' graphic. WS Now Andre is leader ; INT, WS boys 'cool down' by reaching & stretching leg muscles. FADE OUT ; NEW EPISODE! FAABULOUS! Same GRAPHICS as before. Same INT, too...but boys have changed into matching BLACK tank tops! You guys! ; INT gym, MS boys talking w/ p-out to FS. Those biker shorts are just too tight for comfort. Looks like Pat may be part Jewish ; INT, WS Andre squats next to 'Body Slide' (basically piece of white mylar), puts 'little booties' on. VIDEO TOASTER. 'Warm Up' ; INT, WS boys stretching in front of Body Slides, with Pat leading & Andre as shadow. Roll shoulders. Lean head side-to-side ; INT, WS boys speed up, leaning from side to side, reaching. Arm circles. WS stretch legs, slowly grind hips. OH, NOW COME ON! ; INT, WS things just get plain obscene as boys bend over & do slight squats. Andre should stop making those noises. More reaching ; INT, Same hip action as above, opposite side. Pat applauds. VIDEO TOASTER: 'Body Slide Workout'. Pat & Andre switch, Andre leads ; INT, Don't miss the 'putting on booties' sequence! CU bootied feet getting on slide. WS boys slide from side to side ; INT, VAR shots boys slide from side to side while doing different upper body exercises. This goes on for a while ; INT, WS same, but boys add a small kick at each side. 'Out, out, kick!' Back to regular slide. 'Here's the double circle, WHOA!' ; INT, 'What's next?'; 'Double circle!'; 'Thank you!'. VAR shots boys sliding & kicking foot at side. 'Yes! This feels good!' ; INT, same w/ knee-lifts at sides, then 'reach, & pull in' as they slide. WS boys sliding & kicking BEHIND them. Oh, DO be careful! ; INT, slides w/ arm reaches ('Hey! Stay with us! Don't die!'). VAR shots alternately sliding 'with arms' & without ; INT, WS boys sliding & tapping inner leg on slider at each side. Builds to point were Andre sounds like he's having heart attack ; INT, WS boys sliding & kicking back at each side as arms reach to side to side (is the snapping really necessary?). Slow down ; INT, What does he mean 'Keep your head above your heart'? How could you NOT?!? 1st time Andre has ever said 'Don't drop your head'; INT, WS boys slow to stop. NOT 1st time Andre has said 'You might be a little sore tommorrow.' VIDEO TOASTER: 'Cool Down' ; INT, Pat leads in cool down. Pat shouldn't grab inner thighs like that. 'Cool down' is just slow version of 'warmup'. They Hi-5 ; Y'know, Richard Simmons was going to endorse Pat & Andre' exercise program, but then decided they were a bit too swishy for him ; aerobics ;

Keywords: STEPS