SPONSORED BY GREYHOUND BUS. STEVE ON BUS LOOKS
AT WATCH AND LEANS BACK AND GOES TO SLEEP.

CHICAGO DAILY NEWS SENT STEVE ALLEN FRAMED
POLITICAL CARTOON OF IKE ASKING UNCLE SAM,
AMERICA IF THEY ARE NERVOUS. THE ANSWER IS NOOP,
LIKE DON KNOTTS AS THE NERVOUS MAN DOES. STEVE
ALLEN SHOW LEAKS OVER INTO POPULAR CULTURE.

STEVERINO THE GREYHOUND DOG.

SILENT FILMS CLIPS. FATTY ARBUCKLE LEANS OUT
WINDOW.

MARLENE DIETRICH

MARY PICKFORD WITH BIRD.

CHARLIE CHAPLIN AND BEBE DANIELS.

CHARLIE CHAPLIN BEATS UP MAN.

STAN WITH WOMAN AND DONKEY. TALKS INTO MULE'S
EAR.

LOUIS STONE

17 YEAR OLD GRETA GARBO

CU WATCH. WATERPROOF.

ERIN TALKS WITH STEVE IN ONION HEAD.

THE MAN ON THE STREET - WOMAN ON THE STREET:
IS THE WOMAN'S PLACE IN THE HOME?

TOM POSTON AS PRETTY WOMAN WHO CAN'T REMEMBER
HER NAME.

BILL DANA AS CASTING DIRECTOR. LETS IN A LOT OF
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

CHARLES LAUGHTON TALKS WITH STEVE.

CHARLES LAUGHTON TRIES TO RECITE POEM - BARBARA
FRITTEE.

READS FROM BEAUTY COUNSELORS COLUMN.

(PLAYS VIOLIN)

STEVERINO THE GREYHOUND DOG.

COUPLE IN CAR WHILE IT IS RAINING.

SHE TIES SHEETS TOGETHER AND PUTS IT OUT
WINDOW TO ESCAPE.

LOUIS NYE WITH CLAPBOARD.

SHE MAKES FACE. SHE LIT THE FILTER END. SHE
DOESN'T SMOKE. DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING.
ACTION.

MARTHA MAKES CRAZY FACE.

THE NEXT DAY, STILL SHOOTING THE SAME SCENE.

THEY GET ALL EXCITED BECAUSE DON GETS HIS LINE
RIGHT.

DON KNOTTS AT THE CLAPBOARD NOW.

TRIES TO TIE SHEETS, LAUGHS.

CLIMBS OUT, SET FALLS DOWN.

COMMERCIAL FOR TIMEX WATCHES. CU MARTY
NEVOLLIN'S HANDS PLAYING PIANO. UP A LAZY RIVER.

(THINGS FLY AROUND HER IN A WEIRD WAY)

MOPPING UP MESS FROM FLOOR.

WATER SPLASHED ON FLOOR BEADS UP

MOTHER GETS BATTER FROM MIXER. LETS HER SON
LICK HER FINGER.