1968TV Variety
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SLATE SUMMER SMOTHERS SHOW PROD #002 SHOW #10, 5-31-68
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BLACK SCREEN
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COMEDY SKETCH OPENING PAT PAULSEN FOR PRESIDENT. COMEDIAN PAT PAULSEN WAS A PERENNIAL TONGUE-IN-CHEEK CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. HUGE POSTER OF PAT, PAT COMES OUT TO PODIUM, STARTS TO SPEAKING IN HIS BLAND VOICE, COUNSELS CONTEMPLATION AND INTROSPECTION, DRONES ON, CALLS LBJ SUPPORTERS "CATTLE" REFERS TO LOWER AND MIDDLE CLASS "PEASANTS", STARTS RISING INTO CAMPAIGN SPEECH, WHITE MAN'S BURDEN, SPACE EXPLORATION, BECOMES ANIMATED AND STRANGE AND MILITARISTIC AS HE GOES ON UNTIL HE IS SHOUTING. PUTS ON HITLER MUSTACHE AND SLAMS PODIUM AS HE SHOUTS IN GERMAN. GERMAN SOLDIER IN BUSHES "VERY INTERESTING, BUT THE TIMING IS ALL WRONG"
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AUDIENCE APPLAUDING
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SHOW OPENING WITH MUSICIANS SCATTERED THROUGHOUT AUDIENCE GLEN CAMPBELL SINGS "GENTLE ON MY MIND" AND OPENS SHOW, INTRODUCES GUESTS BARBARA FELDON, LEE HAZLEWOOD, AARON WILLIAMS, PAT PAULSEN
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| 01:04:50 290 |
SUNBURST LOGO AND SHOW LOGO SHOW SPONSOR KOOL CIGAREWTRES
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| 01:05:02 302 |
COMMERCIAL FOR KOOL CIGARETTES. INTERIOR PILOTS IN SMALL PLANE. THEY GET OUT ON TARMAC, MAN IS TAKING FLYING LESSONS. MAN AND INSTRUCTOR GO INSIDE. MAN DOESN'T LIKE HIS CIGARETTE. INSTRUCTOR GIVE HIM KOOLS. MAN LIGHT KOOL JINGLE "COME UP TO THE KOOL TASTE".
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GLEN CAMPBELL
IF EVER I WOULD LEAVE YOU
(live)
SET IN RESTAURANT, GLEN SINGS TO DATE WHILE FOOD IS ARRIVING, SHE IS EATING, SHE EATS HIS FOOD AS HE SINGS, HE LEAVES DATE EATS FLOWER FROM TABLE
SONG FROM MUSICAL "CAMELOT" |
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COMEDY SKETCH CONTINUES FROM NUMBER FRIEND COMES OVER TO TABLE AND THEY COMPLIMENT ONE ANOTHER AS THE HAVE A DRINK TOGETHER. FRIEND IS PREGNANT. WAITER SERVES THEM DRINKS AND SPILLS THEM, BLOOPER. THEY TALK ABOUT BABY NAMES, WHAT PREGNANCY IS LIKE
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| 01:11:55 715 |
COMMERCIAL FOR WESTINGHOUSE REFRIGERATOR. SPORTS CELEBRITY FRANK GIFFORD SHOWS WESTINGHOUSE REFRIGERATOR, SHOWS FEATURES AND TALKS ABOUT VALUE AND STYLES. COMPARE ALL THE FEATURES YOU'LL BUY WESTINGHOUSE. WESTINGHOUSE LOGO YOU CAN BE SURE IF IT'S WESTINGHOUSE
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| 01:12:58 778 |
GLEN INTRODUCES LEE HAZLEWOOD
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LEE HAZLEWOOD
THE HOUSE SONG
(live)
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GLEN CAMPBELL COMES OUT. HE AND LEE TALK ABOUT BEING ON THE SHOW, WRITING THE SONG, DRUG JOKE
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GLEN CAMPBELL & LEE HAZELWOOD
THESE BOOTS WERE MADE FOR WALKING
(live)
SONG MADE FAMOUS BY NANCY SINATRA
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GLEN AND LEE TALK ABOUT SONG AND SOME OTHER SONGS THAT LEE HAS WRITTEN
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| 01:18:46 1126 |
GLEN CAMPBELL & LEE HAZELWOOD
SUGARTOWN
(live)
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| 01:21:03 1263 |
COMMERCIAL FOR VISINE. HAND MAKING DRAWING OF RED EYE SHOWS HOW OTHER EYEDROPS JUST SMEAR IT AROUND USING BRUSH, ERASER. VISINE GETS THE RED OUT
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| 01:21:33 1293 |
COMMERCIAL FOR HAI-KARATE ORIENTAL LIME. INSIDE FACTORY WHERE KARATE MASTERS IN GE KARATE CHOP LIMES INTO PIECES FOR NEW "ORIENTAL LIME" SCENT. MARTIAL ARTS MASTER PUTTING SELF-DEFENSE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE EACH BOX ON ASSEMBLY LINE. HAI KARATE BE CAREFUL HOW YOU USE IT
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| 01:22:02 1322 |
GLEN TALKS ABOUT EXTRA SENSORY PERCEPTION ESP, INTRODUCES NEXT ACT AMAZING FREDDY AND HIS SIDEKICK AARON
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| 01:22:26 1346 |
AARON WILLIAMS, VENTRILOQUIST AND THE AMAZING FREDDY WHO HAS ESP. PUTS MASK ON DUMMY TO TEST PSYCHIC POWERS, DUMMY MAKING JOKES, USING LINGO. AUDIENCE PICKS A CARD AND AARON DESCRIBES IT TO FREDDY. THEN THE PHONE RINGS. IT'S FOR FREDDY, THEY ARGUE ABOUT WHO'S GOING TO TALK. VENTRILOQUIST DOING DUMMY'S VOICE AND VOICE ON PHONE. FREDDY IS GOING TO BE LOCKED UP FOR DRINKING FROM SAME WATER FOUNTAIN AS CHARLEY MC CARTHY, SEGREGATION HUMOR. BLACK AFRICAN AMERICAN VENTRILOQUIST.
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| 01:26:02 1562 |
BARBARA FELDON
AFTER THE LIGHTS GO DOWN LOW
(live)
SINGING IN BATHTUB- (HF-YTV)
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| 01:28:39 1719 |
COMEDY SKETCH. SPOOF GAME SHOW "WHAT'S MY CRIME" STILLS OF FAMOUS CRIMES FROM HISTORY. POLICE SERGEANT, REPORTER, ANOTHER OFFICER ON PANEL, JUDGE COMES OUT. PAT PAULSEN PLAYS JUDGE. CONVICT PLAYED BY LEE HAZLEWOOD WRITES NAME ON BLACKBOARD. PANEL ASKS HIM ABOUT HIS CRIME TWENTY QUESTIONS TYPE GAME, GUESSES THAT HE'S A MURDERER. CRIMINAL SHAKES THEIR HANDS. NEXT GUEST WOMAN IN SLEEZEY DRESS LOOKS LIKE STREETWALKER WRITES HER NUMBER RATHER THAN HER NAME, PAT PAULSEN CUTS OFF THE GUESS BEFORE IT'S MADE. MYSTERY CRIMINAL PLAYED BY GLEN CAMPBELL SIGNS BOARD AND SITS NEXT TO JUDGE. BLINDFOLDED PANEL, SMOKING PARSLEY DRUG HUMOR SIGN OF THE TIME, BAIL LOWERED AS THEY GUESS WRONG. PANEL HAS A CONFERENCE AND ASKS IF HE IS A SPY. WRONG AGAIN, BAIL KEEPS DROPPING. GLEN'S CRIME IS THAT HE IS A PEACE MARCHER, PANEL STARTS BEATING HIM
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| 01:35:17 2117 |
SHOW BUMPER WITH LOGO
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COMMERCIAL FOR PALL MALL GOLD CIGARETTES. WOMAN WALKING AROUND NEW YORK SMOKING CIGARETTE. WOMAN ON BOAT MAN CUTS CIGARETTE DOWN, SHOWS THAT LONGER PALL MALL HAS MORE FLAVOR. PALL MALL GOLD AND PALL MALL MENTHOL
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GLEN TALKS ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A BIG PRODUCTION IT IS TO DO A WEEKLY SHOW, LAUGHING A LOT, SAYS HIS PART IS EASY AND HE'S JUST GOING TO RELAX
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JOHN HARTFORD & GLEN CAMPBELL
TODAY
(live)
SONG WRITTEN BY JOHN HARTFORD
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GLEN DEDICATES NEXT SONG TO HIS PARENTS, TALKS ABOUT THEIR JUST GETTING A TELEPHONE, OUTHOUSE JOKE, JOKE ABOUT RANDY GRANDFATHER
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GLEN CAMPBELL & JOHN HARTFORD
TRUCK DRIVIN' MAN
(live)
BUCK OWENS TUNE
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| 01:44:04 2644 |
COMMERCIAL FOR COOL RAY POLAROID FLIP UPS SUNGLASS LENSES. WOMAN IN POOL SWIMMING, SNEAKS UP ON MAN IN INNER TUBE AND SPLASHES HIM. MAN WITH TRAYS FLOATING AROUND HIM IN POOL. FINDS POLOROID FLIP UP LENSES ON HIS TRAY AND PUTS THEM ON GLASSES. FLIPS DOWN TO SEE SEXY GIRL SWIMMING. SHE DEFLATES HIS TUBE AND HE SINKS SMILING. SEX SELLS. POLAROID TAG
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PAT PAULSEN IN CAP AND GOWN MAKES PRESIDENTIAL SPEECH ABOUT EDUCATION AND HOW HE WILL USE ANYTHING INCLUDING TELEVISION VARIETY SHOWS TO TEACH LESSONS. TO TEACH CHILDREN TO DRESS AND UNDRESS HE BRINGS OUT STRIPPER TO THE THEME MUSIC "THE STRIPPER" SEXY DANCE "BUBBLES LE ROUX" SHE DANCES AND THEN LEAVES. PAT TALKS ABOUT MATH USES DANCERS TO TEACH ADDITION AND SUBTRACTION, DIVISION LEAVES HALF A DANCER. JOKES ABOUT NEW MATH "HURRAY FOR NEW MATH" BARBARA FELDON SINGS SONG ABOUT HOW TO USE NEW MATH, CONFUSING, SINGS NEXT VERSE FOR "BASE EIGHT" EDUCATIONAL FADS. PAT INTRODUCES GLEN TO SING SONG WHICH WILL EDUCATE US
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GLEN CAMPBELL
I BELIEVE
(live)
TOM JONES TUNE
CAST MEMBERS KEEP POPPING UP ON SIDE OF SCREEN TO SPOUT TRIVIA |
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COMMERCIAL FOR TARREYTON CIGARETTES. MAN SHAKES BOX AND LISTENS TO IT, CIGARETTE IMPROVEMENT KIT, LONGER FILTER. MAN WITH BLACK EYE SMOKES TARREYTON WOULD RATHER FIGHT THAN SWITCH
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| 01:55:17 3317 |
GLEN CLOSES SHOW AND THANKS GUESTS, SINGS NATURAL TO BE GONE, CREDITS ROLL
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| 01:56:46 3406 |
COMMERCIAL FOR WISH BONE SALAD DRESSING. SHOWS WOMAN SHOPPING BUYING THE FRESHEST OF INGREDIENTS. WISH BONE ITALIAN. A SALAD WITHOUT WISH-BONE IS JUST A BOWL OF WET VEGETABLES
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| 01:57:16 3436 |
COMMERCIAL FOR LIPTON HAM CHEDDARTON. COUPLE IN REVOLUTIONARY TIMES COLONIAL AMERICA SIT AT TABLE ENJOYING HAM CHEDDAR AND NOODLES TOGETHER. MAN SHOWS IT TO US IN MODERN TIMES COOKING FOOD, MODERN COUPLE ENJOYS SAME DISH BY LIPTONS
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BUMPER WITH SHOW LOGO, SHOW SPONSOR LIPTON HAM CHEDDARTON
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| 01:58:26 3506 |
REPEAT OF ABOVE CLIP PAT PAULSEN FOR PRESIDENT, SPEECH STARTS OFF CALM AND THEN HE TURNS INTO HITLER. USE ABOVE CLIP
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| 02:01:48 3708 |
REPEAT OF SHOW OPENING MUSICANS ION AUDIENCE GENTLE ON MY MIND GLEN ANNOUNCES GUESTS
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REPEAT OF ABOVE SEGMENT WHERE GLEN INTRODUCES LEE HAZELWOOD AND HE SINGS "THE HOUSE SONG" GLEN AND LEE TALK AND SING TOGETHER "THESE BOOTS WERE MADE FOR WALKIN'" "SUGARTOWN"
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BLACK SCREEN
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REPEAT OF ABOVE GLEN CLOSES SHOW AND THANKS GUESTS "NATURAL TO BE GONE" CREDITS ROLL
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