CRAZY SHOTS. STEVE ALLEN PLAYS PIANO CU HANDS
ON PIANO.

EXPLORER LOOKS AT EGYPTIAN MUMMY CASE WITH
MAGNIFYING GLASS. OPENS IT. STEVE LAWRENCE
INSIDE IT ON THE TELEPHONE LIKE A PHONE BOOTH.
LOUIS NYE MAKES A CRAZY FACE.

TOW TRUCK DRIVES BY. PERSON WATER SKIING BEHIND
TRUCK ON STREET.

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WALKS PAST MAN LEANING AGAINST
WALL WITH WET PAINT SIGN. HE GOES TO FOLLOW HER
AND ALL HIS CLOTHES COME OFF. HE COVERS HIMSELF
WITH SIGG. GABE DELL.

BARBER CUTTING WOMAN'S HAIR. HE CUTS OFF HER
BOING-BOING CURLS AND THROWS THEM AT CAMERA.

STUDIO AUDIENCE APPLAUDS.

MARTHA RAYE ANSWERS QUESTION FROM AUDIENCE
MEMBER.

DIAHANN CARROLL

JERRY LEWIS COMES WALKING DOWN THE AISLE OF THE
AUDIENCE. JERRY HAS NEWSPAPER.

STEVE PRESENTS A GOLD RECORD TO JERRY LEWIS FOR
ROCK-A-BYE YOUR BABY WITH A DIXIE MELODY.

STEVE PLUGS CIGARETTES.

MARTHA RAYE COMES INTO SET. WORRIED. HANGS COAT
ON COAT RACK. FIXES CROOKED PAINTING.

LIGHTS CIGARETTE. STEVE ALLEN OPENS WINDOW,
CLIMBS IN.

LOUIS NYE SHAKES HANDS WITH DON KNOTTS AND MARTHA
RAYE.

SCENE OPENS PROP MEN STILL SETTING UP. SCENE ALL
MESSED UP. PROPS FALL OVER. WINDOW STUCK.

STEVE TRIES TO OPEN WINDOW. CAN'T GET IN.

STEVE LOCKED IN CLOSET. DOOR KNOB COMES OFF DOOR.

MAN ON THE STREET: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MOVIES
ON TV? LOUIS NYE AS GORDON HATHAWAY. SINGS I
WANT TO BE IN PICTURES.

DON KNOTTS AS A COWBOY.

(SNOWING SET. CHANGES TO TROPICAL SET. LOSES HER FUR COAT)

SHOWS HOW SHOT IS DONE WITH SCREEN IN BACKGROUND.
STAGE HAND ROCKS HORSE. BEHIND-THE-SCENES.

STEVE AND FERNANDO RIDE FAKE HORSES. BACKGROUND
IS A NICE COUNTRY ROAD. CHANGES TO BUSY HIGHWAY.
CHASED BY BANDITS AND STAGECOACHSTAMPEDE.
SHOOTING GUNS. OUT OF CONTROL. ROCKING HORSES.
RACE CARS. HORSE RACE.

COMMERCIAL FOR VICEROY CIGARETTES. DON CARTER
BOWLING CHAMP. BILL ELLIOTT. BOB PETTIT
BASKETBALL PLAYER.

SPANISH COSTUME WOMAN REMOVES CARDS TO PRESENT
EL TRIO TERRIFICO.

THE THREE CABALLEROS HOLDING MARTHA WHIPS.