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B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Dave Coulier being photographed with lady friend, shots of backdrop, more of Coulier, cutaway, Coulier interviewing
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| 01:03:29 209.8 |
Sound Bite: Dave Coulier
What’s so funny about him? Um for me personally I know the kind of underpants that he wears, so knowing that it makes Bob that much funnier to me personally, but that’s a personal thing. No I think Bob is extremely quick witted and I think he’s filthy. That’s what I think is so funny about Bob, fast and filthy. |
| 01:03:55 235.8 |
Sound Bite: Dave Coulier
Oh I know way too much about Bob. I know all the personal stuff over the years. You gotta remember I stood up at his wedding years ago and I met Bob when I was still a teenager back in Detroit and uh I actually slept on Bob’s couch before we did Full House and when we did Full House I ended up moving into the house and sleeping on his couch. How weird is that? Very weird. |
| 01:04:19 259.8 |
Sound Bite: Dave Coulier
I’d love to roast Stamos. Oh yeah and he’s the MC tonight but I’d love to roast John. No one knows this but John has little tiny bird legs and that’s where I would start. He can’t dribble a ball or throw a ball he’s for being such a coordinated drummer and having such great hands he’s probably the worst athlete I’ve ever seen in my life. |
| 01:04:55 295.8 |
Sound Bite: Greg Behrendt
What do I think? That he’s filthy and he’s tall and he’s filthy and he’s dirty. I love that, I love that. He’s not what you expected after years of watching him host a clip show and act across from John Stamos you know. |
| 01:05:10 310.8 |
Sound Bite: Greg Behrendt
I’d say wow what a gift. How do you read a teleprompter and then introduce a clip of someone getting hit in the nuts, what a skill. What a gift, is this the Kennedy honors? |
| 01:05:24 324.8 |
Sound Bite: Greg Behrendt
Who would I really like to roast besides Bob? Um wow I don’t know, I’d have to think about that, I don’t know. I love people too much, you know, I love them too much it’s hard to be, I don’t know |
| 01:05:39 339.8 |
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Jessica Makinson on red carpet, Gilbert Gottfried being photographed,
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| 01:07:27 447.8 |
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – fashion shots Shelley Michelle on red carpet
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| 01:08:02 482.8 |
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – cutaway, to Shelly Michelle
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| 01:08:31 511.8 |
Sound Bite: Gilbert Gottfried
Uh nothing, nothing’s funny about Bob at all. Uh we’re, they pulled in a bunch of comedians to try to make Bob Saget funny. I think it’s pretty much hopeless. |
| 01:08:45 525.8 |
Sound Bite: Gilbert Gottfried
If I had to roast Bob right now it would be on a skillet. |
| 01:08:53 533.8 |
Sound Bite: Gilbert Gottfried
Uh there’s several people I’d like to roast, uh just uh you know I’d like to do friendly you know fun roast with Osama bin Laden where he’d wave and laugh and point to you and you insult him, and just uh go oh I can’t believe he said that reaction. |
| 01:09:19 559.8 |
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Coulier talking to Gottfried, Coulier meeting another guy, Behrendt interviewing, Coulier getting interviewed, cutaway, Kathleen Madigan on red carpet,
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| 01:12:34 754.8 |
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Rex Lee getting photographed
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| 01:13:22 802.8 |
Sound Bite: Brian Posehn
Um we’ll see. Haha. I can’t really spoil it out here. The answer, the mean answer would be not much but uh I think he’s really funny so I’m gonna save it the meanness for the stage where I’ll be fake mean. Normally, it’s weird for me, it’s my first roast, and normally I’m super self deprecating in my act, so I don’t really lash out at people so this is gonna be fun. |
| 01:13:50 830.8 |
Sound Bite: Brian Posehn
Uh right now uh, it says a lot that he is so shitty no matter how funny Bob Saget is he will never be as unfunny as Dave Coulier so he’s got that going for him. |
| 01:14:07 847.8 |
Sound Bite: Brian Posehn
Dave Coulier. (talks) he’s just easy target. |
| 01:14:15 855.8 |
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Greg Giraldo on red carpet, Doug Benson arriving, more of Giraldo, more of Benson, Jim Norton on red carpet,
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| 01:15:47 947.8 |
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Paul Provenza getting photographed, Provenza with Susie Essman, Susie Essman being photographed and fashion shots of her, Jon Lovitz being photographed, Alan Thicke arriving
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| 01:17:31 1051.8 |
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Thicke getting photographed, Lovitz interviewing, Alan and Todd Thicke interviewing, they meet Lovitz
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| 01:20:33 1233.8 |
Sound Bite: Jon Lovitz
Oh well you know he’s a real genius of comedy, he’s been doing it forever and well not ever, his whole life, and he’s nice, I mean most comedians like him is they’re successful is they’re funny but they’re also very likable and you can tell they’re warm people and they’re vulnerable so if you have all that going you’ll succeed. Of course you have to be funny, too. |
| 01:21:00 1260.8 |
Sound Bite: Jon Lovitz
Right now? How’d you get a roast? You’re not that big. |
| 01:21:09 1269.8 |
Sound Bite: Jon Lovitz
Uh, just all my agents, mm. |
| 01:21:23 1283.8 |
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Jodie Sweetin getting photographed with Lori Loughlin,
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| 01:22:01 1321.8 |
Sound Bite: Wendi McLendon-Covey
What do I think is so funny about Bob? Well he’s he has delighted dozens throughout his career, alright, he’s made several people laugh, and he might keep going and you know what I think the thing is about him is he looks so innocent, but underneath that innocent face lurks the heart of a madman. I’m convinced. I’m convinced. |
| 01:22:25 1345.8 |
Sound Bite: Wendi McLendon-Covey
I’d say, I want to know who your surgeon is sir, because you don’t age. Honestly, he doesn’t. He’s like Dick Clark. |
| 01:22:37 1357.8 |
Sound Bite: Wendi McLendon-Covey
Who would I like to roast… I would like to roast Goldie Hawn. Only because I have nothing bad to say about her, I just want to be in the same room with her I guess. But she’s done so much for women in comedy. |
| 01:22:58 1378.8 |
Sound Bite: Wendi McLendon-Covey
You know we actually haven’t worked in a year. Um but season 5 just aired so in the meantime I’ve done a bunch of indie films this summer and uh we’re waiting to see if we get picked up, I don’t know if we will or not but I’ve been busy I’ve actually, the last 2 weeks have been the busiest in a long time since before the writers strike so yeah. |
| 01:23:25 1405.8 |
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – fashion shot of McLendon-Covey
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| 01:23:37 1417.8 |
Sound Bite: Lori Loughlin
Everything is funny about Bob. Have you spent 5 minutes with him? You know this is a true story when I did my first episode of Full House, I laughed so hard every day all day long and the first week after we were done taping my stomach muscles hurt and I couldn’t figure out what happened, I hadn’t been working out, I couldn’t really figure out why my stomach muscles hurt so much and I realized it was just from laughing because all 3 of them Bob Saget, John Stamos, and Dave Coulier are hysterically funny. So I mean I everything about them is funny, Bob is on 24/7 he’s just a funny guy. |
| 01:24:13 1453.8 |
Sound Bite: Lori Loughlin
Oh you know I’m so not good at that, because I’m just like I love him so much and I just don’t you know I can’t even, that’s why I’m gonna watch the comedians tonight and let them do it, let them do what they do best. |
| 01:24:29 1469.8 |
Sound Bite: Lori Loughlin
Who I would personally want to roast? Um gosh I don’t know I mean like I said I’m not so good at like the sort of the mean spirited whatever. If you ask me if there’s a celebrity I want to meet I mean like I could probably come up with someone but. |
| 01:24:50 1490.8 |
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Bob Saget arriving
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| 01:25:11 1511.8 |
Sound Bite: Jeffrey Ross
Oh jeez, well he’s got uh, a big nose for starters and uh a crappy resume so there’s a lot to make fun of. What makes him so funny? He’s got a great imagination. He paints colors, he paints pictures, um he’s a uh a jazz musician of comedy. He’s the Miles Davis of comedy. |
| 01:25:35 1535.8 |
Sound Bite: Jeffrey Ross
Uh well I am gonna roast him right now so I’m a little nervous about it but I’d probably make fun of uh uh how dirty he is, yeah. |
| 01:25:47 1547.8 |
Sound Bite: Jeffrey Ross
Um wow you know I’m looking forward to roasting the other people on the ?, John Stamos. I remember he was great as Chachi, you remember that? He’s on ER now, since when does ER stand for End of Respectability? Who’d turn that show down? I’m trying out my Stamos jokes. Yeah Bob Saget, he directed me in Farce of the Penguins. That’s the first movie I was in. I want to congratulate Bob on being the ugliest person ever to appear on Entourage. Hahaha. |
| 01:26:22 1582.8 |
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Saget, Sweetin, Stamos, and Loughlin on red carpet, Sweetin walking down red carpet, Stamos being photographed, cutaway, Stamos, cutaway, Stamos and Saget, Stamos posing with two women, Saget posing with a couple women and Stamos, wide of red carpet, some dude,
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| 01:30:02 1802.8 |
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Cloris Leachman talking to Saget, Saget and Stamos, Saget and Leachman, Saget and some girl,
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| 01:31:47 1907.8 |
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – guy photographing from balcony, Stamos, Coulier and Saget conversing, as well as Sweetin standing around them, Loughlin joins them and they take photographs as a group
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| 01:34:25 2065.8 |
B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Saget, Loughlin, Sweetin, and Coulier getting photographed
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Specialty CollectionGenre: SILENT FEATURE FILMS
Description: HRN-2517 Bob Saget Roast Tape #01 A01. HRN-2517 In: 01.00.04 Out: 01.03.21 B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Dave Coulier being photographed with lady friend, shots of backdrop, more of Coulier, cutaway, Coulier interviewing A02. HRN-2517 In: 01.03.30 Out: 01.03.55 Sound Bite: Dave Coulier What’s so funny about him? Um for me personally I know the kind of underpants that he wears, so knowing that it makes Bob that much funnier to me personally, but that’s a personal thing. No I think Bob is extremely quick witted and I think he’s filthy. That’s what I think is so funny about Bob, fast and filthy. A03. HRN-2517 In: 01.03.56 Out: 01.04.19 Sound Bite: Dave Coulier Oh I know way too much about Bob. I know all the personal stuff over the years. You gotta remember I stood up at his wedding years ago and I met Bob when I was still a teenager back in Detroit and uh I actually slept on Bob’s couch before we did Full House and when we did Full House I ended up moving into the house and sleeping on his couch. How weird is that? Very weird. A04. HRN-2517 In: 01.04.20 Out: 01.04.44 Sound Bite: Dave Coulier I’d love to roast Stamos. Oh yeah and he’s the MC tonight but I’d love to roast John. No one knows this but John has little tiny bird legs and that’s where I would start. He can’t dribble a ball or throw a ball he’s for being such a coordinated drummer and having such great hands he’s probably the worst athlete I’ve ever seen in my life. A05. HRN-2517 In: 01.04.56 Out: 01.05.10 Sound Bite: Greg Behrendt What do I think? That he’s filthy and he’s tall and he’s filthy and he’s dirty. I love that, I love that. He’s not what you expected after years of watching him host a clip show and act across from John Stamos you know. A06. HRN-2517 In: 01.05.11 Out: 01.05.23 Sound Bite: Greg Behrendt I’d say wow what a gift. How do you read a teleprompter and then introduce a clip of someone getting hit in the nuts, what a skill. What a gift, is this the Kennedy honors? A07. HRN-2517 In: 01.05.25 Out: 01.05.40 Sound Bite: Greg Behrendt Who would I really like to roast besides Bob? Um wow I don’t know, I’d have to think about that, I don’t know. I love people too much, you know, I love them too much it’s hard to be, I don’t know A08. HRN-2517 In: 01.05.40 Out: 01.07.19 B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Jessica Makinson on red carpet, Gilbert Gottfried being photographed, A09. HRN-2517 In: 01.07.28 Out: 01.08.02 B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – fashion shots Shelley Michelle on red carpet A10. HRN-2517 In: 01.08.03 Out: 01.08.29 B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – cutaway, to Shelly Michelle A11. HRN-2517 In: 01.08.32 Out: 01.08.46 Sound Bite: Gilbert Gottfried Uh nothing, nothing’s funny about Bob at all. Uh we’re, they pulled in a bunch of comedians to try to make Bob Saget funny. I think it’s pretty much hopeless. A12. HRN-2517 In: 01.08.46 Out: 01.08.53 Sound Bite: Gilbert Gottfried If I had to roast Bob right now it would be on a skillet. A13. HRN-2517 In: 01.08.54 Out: 01.09.18 Sound Bite: Gilbert Gottfried Uh there’s several people I’d like to roast, uh just uh you know I’d like to do friendly you know fun roast with Osama bin Laden where he’d wave and laugh and point to you and you insult him, and just uh go oh I can’t believe he said that reaction. A14. HRN-2517 In: 01.09.20 Out: 01.12.34 B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Coulier talking to Gottfried, Coulier meeting another guy, Behrendt interviewing, Coulier getting interviewed, cutaway, Kathleen Madigan on red carpet, A15. HRN-2517 In: 01.12.35 Out: 01.13.18 B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Rex Lee getting photographed A16. HRN-2517 In: 01.13.23 Out: 01.13.50 Sound Bite: Brian Posehn Um we’ll see. Haha. I can’t really spoil it out here. The answer, the mean answer would be not much but uh I think he’s really funny so I’m gonna save it the meanness for the stage where I’ll be fake mean. Normally, it’s weird for me, it’s my first roast, and normally I’m super self deprecating in my act, so I don’t really lash out at people so this is gonna be fun. A17. HRN-2517 In: 01.13.51 Out: 01.14.08 Sound Bite: Brian Posehn Uh right now uh, it says a lot that he is so shitty no matter how funny Bob Saget is he will never be as unfunny as Dave Coulier so he’s got that going for him. A18. HRN-2517 In: 01.14.08 Out: 01.14.15 Sound Bite: Brian Posehn Dave Coulier. (talks) he’s just easy target. A19. HRN-2517 In: 01.14.16 Out: 01.15.34 B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Greg Giraldo on red carpet, Doug Benson arriving, more of Giraldo, more of Benson, Jim Norton on red carpet, A20. HRN-2517 In: 01.15.48 Out: 01.17.24 B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Paul Provenza getting photographed, Provenza with Susie Essman, Susie Essman being photographed and fashion shots of her, Jon Lovitz being photographed, Alan Thicke arriving A21. HRN-2517 In: 01.17.32 Out: 01.20.16 B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Thicke getting photographed, Lovitz interviewing, Alan and Todd Thicke interviewing, they meet Lovitz A22. HRN-2517 In: 01.20.34 Out: 01.21.00 Sound Bite: Jon Lovitz Oh well you know he’s a real genius of comedy, he’s been doing it forever and well not ever, his whole life, and he’s nice, I mean most comedians like him is they’re successful is they’re funny but they’re also very likable and you can tell they’re warm people and they’re vulnerable so if you have all that going you’ll succeed. Of course you have to be funny, too. A23. HRN-2517 In: 01.21.01 Out: 01.21.09 Sound Bite: Jon Lovitz Right now? How’d you get a roast? You’re not that big. A24. HRN-2517 In: 01.21.10 Out: 01.21.22 Sound Bite: Jon Lovitz Uh, just all my agents, mm. A25. HRN-2517 In: 01.21.24 Out: 01.21.48 B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Jodie Sweetin getting photographed with Lori Loughlin, A26. HRN-2517 In: 01.22.02 Out: 01.22.25 Sound Bite: Wendi McLendon-Covey What do I think is so funny about Bob? Well he’s he has delighted dozens throughout his career, alright, he’s made several people laugh, and he might keep going and you know what I think the thing is about him is he looks so innocent, but underneath that innocent face lurks the heart of a madman. I’m convinced. I’m convinced. A27. HRN-2517 In: 01.22.26 Out: 01.22.36 Sound Bite: Wendi McLendon-Covey I’d say, I want to know who your surgeon is sir, because you don’t age. Honestly, he doesn’t. He’s like Dick Clark. A28. HRN-2517 In: 01.22.38 Out: 01.22.58 Sound Bite: Wendi McLendon-Covey Who would I like to roast… I would like to roast Goldie Hawn. Only because I have nothing bad to say about her, I just want to be in the same room with her I guess. But she’s done so much for women in comedy. A29. HRN-2517 In: 01.22.59 Out: 01.23.22 Sound Bite: Wendi McLendon-Covey You know we actually haven’t worked in a year. Um but season 5 just aired so in the meantime I’ve done a bunch of indie films this summer and uh we’re waiting to see if we get picked up, I don’t know if we will or not but I’ve been busy I’ve actually, the last 2 weeks have been the busiest in a long time since before the writers strike so yeah. A30. HRN-2517 In: 01.23.26 Out: 01.23.34 B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – fashion shot of McLendon-Covey A31. HRN-2517 In: 01.23.38 Out: 01.24.14 Sound Bite: Lori Loughlin Everything is funny about Bob. Have you spent 5 minutes with him? You know this is a true story when I did my first episode of Full House, I laughed so hard every day all day long and the first week after we were done taping my stomach muscles hurt and I couldn’t figure out what happened, I hadn’t been working out, I couldn’t really figure out why my stomach muscles hurt so much and I realized it was just from laughing because all 3 of them Bob Saget, John Stamos, and Dave Coulier are hysterically funny. So I mean I everything about them is funny, Bob is on 24/7 he’s just a funny guy. A32. HRN-2517 In: 01.24.14 Out: 01.24.29 Sound Bite: Lori Loughlin Oh you know I’m so not good at that, because I’m just like I love him so much and I just don’t you know I can’t even, that’s why I’m gonna watch the comedians tonight and let them do it, let them do what they do best. A33. HRN-2517 In: 01.24.30 Out: 01.24.49 Sound Bite: Lori Loughlin Who I would personally want to roast? Um gosh I don’t know I mean like I said I’m not so good at like the sort of the mean spirited whatever. If you ask me if there’s a celebrity I want to meet I mean like I could probably come up with someone but. A34. HRN-2517 In: 01.24.51 Out: 01.24.59 B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Bob Saget arriving A35. HRN-2517 In: 01.25.12 Out: 01.25.35 Sound Bite: Jeffrey Ross Oh jeez, well he’s got uh, a big nose for starters and uh a crappy resume so there’s a lot to make fun of. What makes him so funny? He’s got a great imagination. He paints colors, he paints pictures, um he’s a uh a jazz musician of comedy. He’s the Miles Davis of comedy. A36. HRN-2517 In: 01.25.36 Out: 01.25.47 Sound Bite: Jeffrey Ross Uh well I am gonna roast him right now so I’m a little nervous about it but I’d probably make fun of uh uh how dirty he is, yeah. A37. HRN-2517 In: 01.25.48 Out: 01.26.22 Sound Bite: Jeffrey Ross Um wow you know I’m looking forward to roasting the other people on the ?, John Stamos. I remember he was great as Chachi, you remember that? He’s on ER now, since when does ER stand for End of Respectability? Who’d turn that show down? I’m trying out my Stamos jokes. Yeah Bob Saget, he directed me in Farce of the Penguins. That’s the first movie I was in. I want to congratulate Bob on being the ugliest person ever to appear on Entourage. Hahaha. A38. HRN-2517 In: 01.26.23 Out: 01.29.40 B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Saget, Sweetin, Stamos, and Loughlin on red carpet, Sweetin walking down red carpet, Stamos being photographed, cutaway, Stamos, cutaway, Stamos and Saget, Stamos posing with two women, Saget posing with a couple women and Stamos, wide of red carpet, some dude, A39. HRN-2517 In: 01.30.03 Out: 01.31.43 B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Cloris Leachman talking to Saget, Saget and Stamos, Saget and Leachman, Saget and some girl, A40. HRN-2517 In: 01.31.48 Out: 01.34.25 B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – guy photographing from balcony, Stamos, Coulier and Saget conversing, as well as Sweetin standing around them, Loughlin joins them and they take photographs as a group A41. HRN-2517 In: 01.34.26 Out: 01.35.35 B-Roll – Bob Saget Roast – Saget, Loughlin, Sweetin, and Coulier getting photographed
