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BACKUP SINGERS AND DANCERS, SOME DISTORTION ON MASTER

SKETCH, TOY STORE RUTH BUZZI AS CHILDLIKE PROPRIETOR. GLEN CAMPBELL COMES IN AND ASKS FOR A PARTY GAME, SHE TUCKS A GRAPEFRUIT UNDER HIS CHIN AND THEN TAKES IT OUT WITH HER CHIN, SHE JUMPS INTO HIS ARMS, COMING ONTO HIM. ADULT GAMES, NEW GAMES "GROPE" "GRABBER" SHE SPINS WHEEL SCREAMS BULL'S EYE AND CHARGES AT HIM. ALL SEXUAL GAMES, BIG RUBBER BAND AROUND BOTH OF THEM, PHYSICAL COMEDY. GLEN FREES HIMSELF AND RUNS OUT THE DOOR. RUTH SHOUTS AFTER HIM. WOMAN COMES OUT AND SKS IF SHE NEEDS HELP, "I'M JUST LOOKING", WACKY WOMAN DOESN'T EVEN WORK THERE

COMMERCIAL FOR PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER. HUGE FAMILY STANDING OUTSIDE HOUSE. PEOPLE RIDING BIKES LIVING LIFE TURNING CARTWHEELS, BABY IN CRIB, KIDS ON BIKES, PLAYING

BEATLES TUNE
(GROUP PERSONNEL IS CINDY BIRDSONG, MARY WILSON, JEAN TERRELL)
POST-DIANA ROSS
DURING THE COURSE OF THIS PERFORMANCE THE QUALITY STRAIGHTENS OUT AND THE DISTORTION STOPS

(GROUP PERSONNEL IS CINDY BIRDSONG, MARY WILSON, JEAN TERRELL)
POST-DIANA ROSS SIMON AND GARFUNKEL TUNE / SONG TURNS VERY JAZZY AND THEY DANCE AROUND DUET
(SF-YTV 06/18)

GLEN CAMPBELL INTRODUCES ANDY GRIFFITH

COMMERCIAL FOR PUPPY CHOW. GIRL POURS BOWL OF PUPPY CHOW, LAST BOWL OF PUPPY FOOD FOR NOW HUGE DOG. DOG COMES IN KITCHEN AND EATS. BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR DOG, FIRST BOWL OF DOG CHOW. DOG AND LITTLE GIRL

GLEN TALKS ABOUT IT BEING HIS FAVORITE PART OF SHOW WHERE HE JUST GETS TO JAM AND PLAY HIS FAVORITE SONGS

GLEN AND JERRY JOKE ABOUT HOW JERRY'S FEELING, HAD A WILD NIGHT

GLEN JOKES ABOUT LARRY WHO NEVER TALKS AND CALLS HIM "GABBY", JOKES ABOUT A FIGHT HE HAD WITH HIS WIFE, COUNTRY HUMOR

COMMERCIAL FOR McDONALD'S. MAN SITTING OUTSIDE AT MCDONALD'S EATING BURGER. CU ON BIG MAC BURGER BEING MADE, SPECIAL SAUCE. GOLDEN ARCHES. FAST FOOD COMMERCIAL

SUNBURST SHOW LOGO

SUNBURST SHOW LOGO. STILL OF PRELL CONCENTRATE SHAMPOO SPONSOR

COMMERCIAL FOR CREST TOOTHPASTE. BOY AND NURSE RUN UP TO LANDING HELICOPTER NEWS COPTOR. BOY GREETS HIS DAD SAYS HE HAD ONLY ONE CAVITY. DAD TALKS TO PILOT ABOUT CREST. BOY WITH HELICOPTER HEADSET. FIGHTING CAVITIES IN THE WHOLE IDEA BEHIND CREST

RAILWAY STATION SKETCH. FADE INTO CAFE SET WITH PEOPLE SITTING AT TABLES. ANDY GRIFFITH COMES IN GETS COFFEE ASKS SOUR-FACED RUTH BUZZI IF SEAT IS TAKEN. THEIR HANDS MEET AND MUSIC SWELLS, SHE WONDERS IF IT CAN BE LOVE. SHE IS SMITTEN LIKE IN A MOVIE, HE IS TOTALLY CONFUSED SAYS HE'S MARRIED SO IS SHE. OVERDRAMATIC MOVIE CLICHES. ANDY HEARS HIS TRAIN. SHE TELLS HIM TO TELL HER WHEN IT'S OVER HE SAYS IT'S OVER. OVERBLOWN MELODRAMA BUT HE'S NOT IN ON THE JOKE, TRYING TO CATCH A TRAIN. MOVIE CLICHES. SHE WEEPS. HE SITS DOWN AGAIN, BUYS INTO THE WHOLE MOVIE VIBE. PLAYS ALONG. HE GOES TO LEAVE AND SHE GRABS HIM GETS DRAGGED AWAY, SCREAMING ON FLOOR, RETURNS TO TABLE. SMOKES CIGARETTE. GLEN COMES OVER WITH COFFEE "PARDON ME M'AM IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?" RUTH SMILES MANIACALLY, ABOUT TO START ALL OVER AGAIN

GLEN CAMPBELL INTRODUCES MEL TILLIS

GLEN JOINS MEL ON STAGE. THEY TALK ABOUT THE SONG AND ABOUT ALL OF THE SONG'S MEL HAS WRITTEN

SKETCH. RUTH BUZZI AS FIRST FEMALE CHIEF OF STAFF. IN ARMY UNIFORM TALKING AT PODIUM. NEW STRATEGY OF NAGGING THEM TO DEATH. SEXIST HUMOR

COMMERCIAL FOR SAFEGUARD SOAP. BLUE COLLAR WORKING MAN SURPRISES WIFE AT STOVE. HE SMELLS GOOD SHE THINKS HE DIDN'T GO TO WORK THAT DAY. SHE THINKS HE AS AT THE RACE TRACK DOESN'T BELIEVE HIM. YOU'RE SAFER WITH SAFEGUARD

GOSPEL SONG
THE SUPREMES JOIN IN. REST OF CAST SINGERS AND DANCERS ALL ON STAGE. GROUP NUMBER IN PRAISE OF JESUS DUET

GOSPEL SONG. WHOLE CAST JOINS IN
(SF-YTV 6/18)

GLEN THANKS HIS GUEST, THEY ALL COME OUT AND THANK THEMSELVES IN TURN ON HIS BEHALF

GLEN PLAYS AS CREDITS ROLL. SUNBURST LOGO. SAFEGUARD SOAP SPONSOR STILL