Historic Films Stock Footage Archive: COM-13

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13:00:03 1.5	GLO-COAT FLOOR WAX (1969) "SCUFF-MARKS KID". HOUSEWIFE. FLOOR IS TOUGHER THAN "THE KID". LITTLE BOY DRESSED AS COWBOY. FLOATS AWAY ON CLEAR SURFBOARD. CU WOMAN'S FOOT STOMPS ON FLOOR. "SHIELDS AGAINST HEEL MARKS". BOY FLOATS OVER KITCHEN FLOOR.
13:00:37 35.5	UNITED AIRLINES CALIFORNIA (1970s) "THE GREAT WIDE WAY". BROADWAY AUDITION. CHORUS GIRLS AS AN AIRPLANE. LEGS, KICK LINE. PRODUCER SITS IN AUDIENCE. CORNY. JINGLE. TAP DANCING. REHEARSING WITH PLANE ON TOP OF THEIR HEADS
13:01:38 96.5	UNITED AIR EXPRESS DELIVERY SERVICE (1970s) "TAXI" UNITED AIRLINES PORTER OPENS TAXI AT AIRPORT TERMINAL. GREETED AT CURB. CAB FILLED WITH PUPPET, MUPPET-LIKE CHARACTERS. TALKING PACKAGES. ANTHROPOMORPHIC
13:02:11 129.5	KEEBLER CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES (1960s/70s) ANIMATED CARTOON OF ELVES IN TREE. ELVES MAKE COOKIES IN HOLLOW TREE. LIVE ACTION OF BREAKING COOKIES. COCONUT CHOCOLATE DROPS. MAGIC
13:03:17 195.5	DENTYNE CHEWING GUM (1961) (B&W) "AIRPLANE". STEWARDESS SERVES MAN FOOD ON PLANE. WACKY SOUNDS AS STEWARDESS & MALE PASSENGER LOOK SURPRISED, SHOCKED. DROPS TRAY. FEMALE PASSENGER SITTING IN SEAT BRUSHING HER TEETH. MAN TAKES GUM FROM POCKET. ANIMATED EXAMPLE OF HOW IT CLEANS TEETH.
13:04:18 256.5	BUSTER BROWN SHOES (1959) (B&W) ANIMATED BOY & HIS DOG DANCE BY GIANT CHILDREN'S SHOES WHILE JINGLE PLAYS. ID CHARACTER
13:04:41 279.5	BUSTER BROWN SHOES (1958) (B&W) LITTLE BOY & HIS SISTER SHOW US HER SHOES. CLICHE LITTLE GIRL WITH DOLL. "MORE KIDS LIKE BUSTER BROWN SHOES". ANIMATED BOY & DOG DANCE. JINGLE. INSIDE SHOE
13:05:44 342.5	CAMPBELL'S TURKEY NOODLE SOUP (1965) (B&W) PRESENTED LIKE A MOVIE TRAILER WITH IMAGES OF EARTHQUAKE ON NATIVE ISLAND; VOLCANO ERUPTING WITH "COLOSSAL" ON SCREEN; "STUPENDOUS" TITLE. MOVIE TRAILER SPOOF-PARODY. CU NOODLE SOUP. MOM SOUND BITE "THAT'S YOUR THIRD BOWL".
13:06:53 411.5	MCDONALD'S FAST FOOD RESTAURANT (1975) MONTAGE OF KIDS HAVING FUN. BOY DOES FLIP FROM DIVING BOARD. SWINGING ON ROPE SWING. BALLET BARRE. JUMPING IN AIR. JUMPING HORSE. SURFING. IN POOL. CAREFREE KIDS EATING, SERVING FOOD. PLAYING BASKETBALL. PRE-CELEBRITY KRISTY MCNICHOL. TUG-OF-WAR. TRACK RACE. BEACH VOLLEYBALL. PLAYING CHICKEN IN POOL. TENNIS, SOCCER, GYMNASTICS. PLAYING MUSIC. SACK RACE. CHEERLEADER. CLIMBING ROPE. DRINK FROM STRAW. FOOTBALL. JINGLE "YOU'RE THE ONE, WE DO IT ALL FOR YOU". EATING
13:08:50 528.5	RCA VICTOR TRANSISTOR RADIO (1960) CU HUGE JEWELED RING. ELEGANT WOMAN'S HAND ON PIANO. TURN OVER TO REVEAL SMALL RADIO. "SO TINY" FITS IN YOUR HAND OR IN SHIRT POCKET. BIZARRE DRAMA WITH MALE & FEMALE HANDS FIGHTING. BATTLE OF THE SEXES. SHE REMOVES HIS HAND FROM HERS, HE KNOCKS OVER THE RADIO. SPURNED LOVER. DISPLAY OF LINE OF RADIOS. $34.95, INCLUDING CLOCK RADIO. PORTABLE RADIO. RCA VICTOR LOGO. "NIPPER" DOG SHOWN IN LOGO. "THE MOST TRUSTED NAME IN RADIO"
13:09:55 593.5	WHIRLPOOL LOGO
13:09:59 597.5	KRAFT LOGO & JINGLE
13:10:03 601.5	KODAK LOGO
13:10:13 611.5	TWA LOGO
13:10:17 615.5	RCA COLORTRAK LOGO
13:10:24 622.5	CROCKER BANK LOGO
13:10:28 626.5	ABC LOGO. TV SPECIAL, 75, "LET US BE THE ONE". "STILL THE ONE"
13:10:57 655.5	BELL SYSTEM LOGO
13:11:09 667.5	DUBONNET LIQUOR (1980) CELEBRITY PIA ZADORA. SING JINGLE "DO ME A DUBONNET" IN DIFFERENT SCENES. CARRIED FROM BIZARRE HOT TUB BY OLD-FASHIONED SCUBA MAN; URBAN COWBOY-NEON; ELEGANT. SEX SELLS
13:12:00 718.5	*AWARD-WINNING COMMERCIALS
13:12:05 723.5	SOPALIN PAPER TOWELS (1975) FOREIGN-FRENCH. TINY PUPPY GETS LIFTED UP ON WET PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL. SHOWS ITS STRENGTH
13:12:27 745.5	SOUTHERN AIRLINES (1975) NO SECOND CLASS. PEOPLE IN AIRPLANE FIRST CLASS SECTION LIVING IT UP, PARTYING. CHAMPAGNE, LOBSTER, PARTY, LAUGHING, BACCHAS CELEBRATION. MAN BEING FED GRAPES. CHAMPAGNE TOP POPS. WINE, WOMEN & SONG. MAN GETS ON PLANE & IS TOLD TO GO TO SECOND CLASS. 2ND CLASS LOOKS LIKE CARGO SECTION FILLED WITH RUSSIAN REFUGEES, PEASANTS. STEERAGE. MAN LEANS BACK IN SEAT.
13:13:32 810.5	VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE (1974) PUTTING DOWN MILEAGE TEST. STRIPPED DOWN VW BUG DRIVEN BY JOCKEY. TRAVELING DOWN STREET. ONLY FRAME OF CAR. GETS 84 MPG. "AN HONEST 25 MPG".
13:14:12 850.5	KZ JAPANESE LAUNDRY DETERGENT FOREIGN. LONG LINE OF YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS IN SHORT SKIRTS SING-YODEL FROM MOUNTAIN. ANIMATED REPRESENTATION OF HOW DIRT IS CLEANED FROM FIBERS. POV FROM INSIDE WASHING MACHINES. LOOKING UP THROUGH WATER. POWDER POURED IN, GIRLS' HANDS GRAB DOWN. POWERFUL, WHIP OUT WHITE SHEETS. ALL IN LINE. CHAINS BREAKING AWAY FROM BOX. BIZARRE
13:14:48 886.5	BIRD'S EYE TV DINNER (1971) CLICHE WWII GOOD-BYE SCENE AT RAILROAD STATION. WOMAN LEAVES ON TRAIN. WWII ENGLAND. MAN ON HIS OWN. RETURNS HOME TO TV DINNER. LOOKS AT WOMAN'S PHOTOGRAPH AS HE EATS DINNER. 1940s-ERA MOVIE SPOOF-PARODY
13:15:40 938.5	EYE DEW EYE DROPS (1960s/1970s) FOREIGN. RIP-OFF OF DISNEY'S "SNOW WHITE" ANIMATED EVIL QUEEN. "MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL". EYES GLOW AFTER USING DROPS. WHO HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL EYES.
13:16:12 970.5	SOLO ORANGE DRINK (1976) MAD SCIENTIST MOVIE PARODY. (ALA "YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN"). MAD SCIENTIST LAD. CELEBRITY MARTY FELDMAN. TRYING TO MAKE AN ORANGE DRINK. CAN'T FIND ORANGE TASTE. EXPERIMENT. TURNS MAN'S NOSE. DRINK GOES THROUGH CLEAR, WINDY TUBES. VERY BIZARRE. SWEDISH SUBTITLES. FOREIGN.
13:18:18 1096.5	RAMBO GLUE-SEALER (1974) FOREIGN. MAN SHAVING, PIPE SPRINGS A LEAK. USES TUBE OF STUFF TO SEAL IT. MEN IN FISHING BOAT SINK. RUNS BACKWARD SO THAT IT COMES BACK UP. MAN READING NEWSPAPER, ENTIRE ROOM GETS BLOWN OVER FROM BREEZY WINDOW. JINGLE. FUNNY SALES JOB FOR GLUE
13:18:53 1131.5	WALL'S ICE CREAM (1974) FOREIGN. WOMAN IMAGINES HERSELF IN DIFFERENT CLICHE SITUATIONS-DECADES. FANTASY DANCE ALA 1930s, BALLROOM DANCING. 1970s BLAXPLOITATION PARODY. MAN BLOWS SMOKE IN HER FACE, SHE COUGHS. VAUDEVILLE TAP DANCING. ELVIS-PELVIS. SELLING CANDY ALA CIGARETTE GIRL IN MOVIE THEATRE. FANTASIZING. MOVIE PARODY.
13:20:30 1228.5	COCKBURN'S SPECIAL RESERVE PORT (1974) "LIFEBOAT" SPOOF-PARODY. STUFFY ENGLISH PEOPLE IN LIFEBOAT AFTER SHIP HAS SUNK. AFTER-DINNER DRINK. ALCOHOL. PASSING A BOTTLE.
13:21:37 1295.5	BARCLAYS BANK (1974) "HANDS". MONTAGE OF THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH A PAIR OF HANDS. MAN WALKING ON HIS HANDS CROSSING THE STREET AT ENGLISH CROSSWALK. DIALING TELEPHONE. MAKING POTTERY ON WHEEL. TELLING FORTUNE, READING PALMS. KARATE. PUSHING STALLED CAR. LIGHTING CIGAR. FIXING POCKET-WATCH. MASSAGING BABY. LOVING TOUCHES. UNHOOKING BRA. BACK MASSAGE. COUNTING ENGLISH POUNDS. TYPING ON TYPEWRITER. TYPING ON BANK ADDING MACHINE. SHAKING HANDS WITH BANKER. AT BANK TELLER WINDOW. BANK TRANSACTION. BARTENDER SHAKING COCKTAIL. SHUFFLING CARDS. SLOW-MOTION HANDS COMING TOGETHER FOR HANDSHAKE. "YOU'LL GET A HELPING HAND AT BARCLAYS"
13:22:36 1354.5	SWISH CURTAIN TRACK (1970s) "HONEYMOONERS". COUPLE COMES HOME, LAUGHING. MAN CARRYING WOMAN. PUTS HER ON COUCH. GOING TO HAVE SEX. SHE TELLS HIM TO CLOSE THE CURTAIN. WON'T CLOSE. STUCK. ENDS UP PULLING THE CEILING DOWN, TUGS AT CURTAIN. DISRUPTED BY CURTAINS THAT WON'T CLOSE. THEY FALL DOWN
13:23:17 1395.5	ALI STRAX INSTANT COFFEE (1979) FOREIGN. VIKINGS ON BOAT. ROWING GALLEY. THEY START TO REVOLT. WOMAN SERVES THEM COFFEE. THEY SING JOYOUSLY. BANG METAL CUPS FOR COFFEE.
13:24:25 1463.5	DAILY MAIL NEWSPAPER (1980) FOREIGN. "DRINK, DRUGS, & THE PRESIDENT'S WIFE". BETTY FORD'S OWN STORY. TABLOID NEWSPAPER. BETTY FORD & PRESIDENT GERALD FORD WAVE FROM THE BALCONY OF THE WHITE HOUSE. CU POURING MARTINIS FROM SHAKER INTO GLASS. OVERFLOWING, OUT OF CONTROL. BETTY ON BALCONY BY HERSELF ACTING GOOFY. SENSATIONALISM.
13:25:06 1504.5	NATIONAL BICYCLE (1980) JAPANESE BICYCLE. BOY TEACHES LITTLE BROTHER TO RIDE A BIKE. BOY RIDES BIKE DOWN HILL. CU BRAKES. TRYING TO TEACH BROTHER TO RIDE 2-WHEELER. CU HAND BRAKES. KEEPS FALLING OVER. DIRTY. WHEEL SPINNING. BOY SAD, DISAPPOINTED. YELLS AT BROTHER, ONE MORE TIME. FAMILY LOVE
13:26:45 1603.5	BARCLAYCARD CREDIT CARD (1980) (BETTER QUALITY ON COM-17) CELEBRITY DUDLEY MOORE AS PUNK ROCKER IN RECORD STORE. DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY. FOREIGN
13:27:40 1658.5	HAMLET CIGARS (1980) FOREIGN. HISTORICAL RECREATION-REENACTMENT. 15TH CENTURY EXPLORER, CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS. OLD MAN SAYS THAT THEY'LL FALL OFF THE EDGE OF THE EARTH. SAILOR IN CROW'S NEST YELLS DOWN. HE SEES THE END OF THE WORLD. HAPPILY COLUMBUS SMOKES SMALL CIGAR AS THEY FALL INTO OBLIVION OFF THE EDGE OF THE FLAT WORLD.
13:28:34 1712.5	CINZANO BIANCO WINE (1970s/80s) FOREIGN. SERVING DRINKS ON AIRPLANE. PRE-CELEBRITY JOAN COLLINS. BOORISH MAN TAPS HER KNEE & ACCIDENTALLY MAKES HER SEAT GO BACK. SHE SPILLS HER DRINK ALL OVER HER FACE. HUMOROUS.
13:29:27 1765.5	FIAT STRADA (1970s/80s) ASSEMBLY OF A CAR ON ASSEMBLY LINE AS A MINI OPERA "FIGARO". INDUSTRIAL FACTORY. RED HOT METAL. SPARKS, SMELTER, STEAM, METAL. CAR FACTORY, TOTAL AUTOMATIC. ROBOTIC ARMS MANUFACTURE CAR. CAR BODIES. PAINTING CAR. "HAND-BUILT BY ROBOTS". THE FUTURE. COLORFUL, COMPACT CARS ON RACE TRACK. TRANSPORT TRUCK DRIVING. CARS DRIVE ONTO MOVING TRUCKS. (*WINNER OF EASTMAN KODAK AWARD FOR INT'L CINEMATOGRAPHY)
13:31:44 1902.5	BASF AUDIO TAPE (1980) MEN AT WAR, VIETNAM, MAIL CALL. GOOFY GUY GETS CASSETTE TAPE FROM HIS FIANCEE. SHE SINGS A COUNTRY-TYPE SONG. DEAR LETTER LETTER. OTHER SOLDIERS LOOK ON WHILE READING THEIR LETTERS. SHE'S SAYS THAT SHE LEFT HIM FOR HIS BROTHER. "EVEN THE BAD TIMES SOUND GOOD". BIZARRE
13:32:53 1971.5	OTC AUSTRALIA TELEPHONE (1977) ITALIAN-GREEK FISHING VILLAGE IMAGES. FAMILY LOVE. BURRO. TRADITIONAL CELEBRATION. NARROW VILLAGE STREETS. GETTING INTO AIRPLANE CRYING AS FAMILY WAVES GOODBYE. ON TELEPHONE. HAPPY FAMILY. "ROOTS" FAD. "GO HOME ON THE TELEPHONE". OVERSEAS. REACH HOME VIA TELEPHONE.
13:33:58 2036.5	OTC AUSTRALIA TELEPHONE (1977) WEDDING IN ROME. MEMORIES RELIVED BY TELEPHONE. FOUNTAIN, LANDMARKS. ANCIENT RUINS. OLD MAN READS LETTER. BITTER-SWEET. ANSWERS PHONE IN ITALIAN RESTAURANT. "ROOTS" & "GODFATHER" FADS
13:35:04 2102.5	THE SUNDAY LONDON TIMES NEWSPAPER (1977) "THE JOYS OF AGING". OLD AGE HOME. OLD PEOPLE LOOKED BORED. COUPLE DROP OFF MOM. AFTER THEY LEAVE, THE OLD FOLKS PARTY, DANCE, GAMBLE, PINCH NURSE'S BUTT. SWINGING REST HOME. FOREIGN.
13:35:38 2136.5	SINGHA BOON RAWD BEER (1977) FOREIGN BEER. JAPANESE? RED HOT SUN. DESERT. TIME LAPSE CLOUDS. SWIRLING. BILLOWING. INDIVIDUAL RAINDROPS. CU DOWNPOUR. ON FLOWERS. CU POPPING CAP ON BEER BOTTLES. CU FOAMY HEAD ON BEER. DROUGHT
13:36:44 2202.5	CADBURY CRUNCHIE CANDY BAR (1977) FOREIGN. NEW ZEALAND. WESTERN TRAIN GOES THROUGH HOLD-UP. HISTORICAL RECREATION, REENACTMENT. AERIAL TRAIN ON PRAIRIE. INTERIOR OF PASSENGERS. MAN WINKS AT WOMAN. PRIEST. SHOOTS OPEN CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CANDY BARS. STUFFS ONE IN CONDUCTOR'S MOUTH. SHERIFF DRESSED UP AS WOMAN. IN DRAG. CROSS-DRESSING. ARAB. CANDY BARS FALL. CHILDREN EATING CHOCOLATE. INDIANS ATTACK TRAIN. HIJACK. SHOOTING FROM TRAIN. OLD WOMAN KNOTS THROUGH-OUT CHAOS. TRAIN TRAVELS ALONGSIDE MOUNTAIN. EXPLOSION. ATTACKED BY NAZIS. ENGLISH BOBBY POLICEMAN ON BOARD. NATIVE. BUSTS THROUGH WESTERN TOWN. OLD LADY PULLS EMERGENCY BRAKE. EVERYBODY FALLS BACK. TRAIN WRECK DISASTER. MOVIE PARODY-SPOOF ALA "BLAZING SADDLES". SUNG BY KENNY ROGERS?
13:38:21 2299.5	ALPO CANNED DOG FOOD (1960s/70s) CELEBRITY JOHNNY CARSON & ED MCMAHON. INTEGRATED COMMERCIAL FROM "THE TONIGHT SHOW". BEEF CHUNK DINNER. REAL BEEF. DOG RELUCTANT TO EAT. BLOOPER. JOHNNY STANDS IN FOR THE DOG. ON HIS HANDS & KNEES, EATS FROM DOG BOWL.
13:40:03 2401.5	MCDONALDS FAST FOOD RESTAURANT PSA (1976) SUPPORTS THE 1976 OLYMPICS. BOY ON FARM TRAINS FOR OLYMPICS. BOY & HIS DOG RUNNING. SMALL TOWN. RUNS PAST COWS, COUNTRY STORE, NEIGHBORS, SHEEP, FARM HOUSES. CU FEET. RURAL BOY JUXTAPOSED WITH OLYMPIC ATHLETE. AWARD GOLD MEDAL
13:41:04 2462.5	MCDONALDS FAST FOOD RESTAURANT PSA (1976) BICENTENNIAL TREES PLANTED IN 50 STATES. REDWOOD FOREST. TALL TRESS. NATURE. BOY WALKS THROUGH WOODS WITH DAD. MEETS UP WITH REST OF FAMILY. MAN GIVES FAMILY SEEDLING TREE. FLYING KITE. FATHER SPINS SON. FAMILY LOVE. CONSERVATION.
13:42:36 2554.5	BLUE CROSS-BLUE SHIELD OF N.E. OHIO (1976) "MONKEYS". HEALTH INSURANCE. FAMILY OF CHIMPS EAT ELEGANT DINNER. UPPER-CLASS MONKEYS. NO MANNERS. EATS WITH HIS HANDS. DRINKS FROM BOTTLE. SMOKING. GET OUT OF CONTROL. UNHEALTHY LIFESTYLE. MONKEYS AT PARTY EAT TOO MUCH. MUSIC OF MOZART. "DON'T MAKE A MONKEY OF YOURSELF".
13:43:40 2618.5	TUF WORKBOOTS (1973) FOREIGN. HARDHATS PUT ON FASHION SHOW FOR BOOTS. ENGLISH DOCK WORKERS HAVING A FASHION SHOW. CU SHOES, BOOTS. MEN ACTING SILLY, FEMININE. JUXTAPOSE WORK BOOTS WITH HIGH FASHION. ALA "FULL MONTY"
13:44:42 2680.5	FELIX CANNED CAT FOOD (1973) FOREIGN. TIGER AS A PET CAT. ENGLISH COUPLE. MAN INSTALLING PET DOOR FOR CAT. WIFE PUTTING CAT FOOD IN BOWL. BABY TIGER COMES IN, BREAKS DOOR. WILD ANIMAL AS PET
13:45:19 2717.5	QANTAS AIRLINES (1973) (B&W) MAN TELLS HOW HE'S GOING TO TRAVEL TO FOREIGN PLACES. GROWS OLD AS HE TALKS ABOUT TRAVELING OVERSEAS. GETS OLDER & OLDER. "SOMEDAY". PUTS IT OFF HIS WHOLE LIFE
13:46:25 2783.5	MIRINDA ORANGE DRINK (1970s) "AVALANCHE". FOREIGN. MAN DRINKS ORANGE DRINK POURED BY WAITER AT OUTDOOR CAFE. TAKES A DRINK. IMAGES OF ORANGES FALLING. MILLIONS TUMBLE OVER CLIFFSIDE. FLOW DOWN RIVER. WOMAN SWIMS IN ORANGES. FLOWS DOWN FROM HOUSE TOPS. ITALY. ODESSA-LIKE STEPS. AVALANCHE OF ORANGES BURY SMALL VILLAGE
13:47:29 2847.5	NATIONAL HI-TOP BATTERY (1970s) "LONG PLAYER". JAPANESE. ASIAN MAN PLAYING CYMBALS. PUTS BATTERIES INTO TOY MONKEY THAT PLAYS CYMBALS. TRYING TO BEAT MONKEY. DISHEVELED. CAN'T KEEP UP WITH MONKEY. SMILES AT MONKEY TOY THEN THROWS IT. PRE-ENERGIZER BUNNY. KEEPS GOING. COMICAL. COMPETES WITH BATTERY-OPERATED TOY.
13:48:07 2885.5	MAN SPRAY DEODORANT (1973) FOREIGN. CLEANING WOMAN IN MUSEUM DUSTING STATUE OF NAKED MAN. SPRAYS DEODORANT IN HIS ARMPITS. LOOKS AT HIS CROTCH & SPRAYS DEODORANT ON HIS PENIS. STATUE CRIES OUT IN SHOCK. BIZARRE
13:48:28 2906.5	MERRILL LYNCH INVESTORS (1981) BULL IN CHINA SHOP CLICHE. BULL IN CRYSTAL SHOP. CLASSIC COMMERCIAL. "A BREED APART". ID CHARACTER
13:49:00 2938.5	NATIONAL CAR RADIO (1981) FOREIGN. CITY TRAFFIC CHOREOGRAPHED TO BEETHOVEN. CARS IN TRAFFIC. TRAFFIC COP STOPS CONVERTIBLE SPORTS CAR. YOUNG PEOPLE IN CAR PUT IN CASSETTE TAPE IN CAR STEREO. CLASSICAL MUSIC. BEETHOVEN'S 5TH SYMPHONY. AERIAL OF PEOPLE CROSSING STREET. COP DIRECTS TRAFFIC TO MUSIC. CU CAR RADIO
13:50:11 3009.5	BUTTER (1981) TALKING BREAD WANTS BUTTER. ANTHROPOMORPHIC FOOD. ENGLISH KITCHEN. PIECES OF BREAD TALK TO EACH OTHER. ANIMATED MOUTHS. DEMAND BUTTER. ENTIRE KITCHEN GOES CRAZY. (ALA PARKAY). "NO BUTS, IT'S GOT TO BE BUTTER". KITCHEN REJOICES.
13:50:48 3046.5	BE-RO FLOUR (1981) FOREIGN. MAN & WOMEN EATING LUNCH ON BENCH AT DUCK POND IN PARK. BITING CAKE. FEEDING DUCKS. DUCK EATS HEAVY CAKE AND SINKS INTO THE WATER. WOMAN'S END OF BENCH GOES UP IN THE AIR AS MAN EATS CAKE. COMICAL
13:51:33 3091.5	SCOTTEX TOILET PAPER (1981) "TICKER TAPE PARADE". FOREIGN. BOY THROWS TOILET PAPER FROM WINDOW. WOMAN IN CAR IN PARADE TOUCHES IT. BOY EXCITED.
13:52:12 3130.5	TOKIO FIRE INSURANCE (1981) GILLIGAN PLAYS GOLF. CU HOLE. "TINY" ASIAN MAN POPS OUT OF HOLE & TALKS ON MICROPHONE AS GIANT GOLF BALLS LAND NEAR HIM. DUCKS DOWN AS BALL GOES INTO HOLE. COMICAL. CAMERA TRICK. JAPANESE.
13:52:46 3164.5	ANTI-FUR PSA (1981) NATURE CONSERVATORY. LADY IN FUR BECOMES VAMPIRE. CU WOMAN'S ELEGANT EYES FRAMED IN FUR IS INTERCUT WITH FOOTAGE OF BABY SEAL BEING BEAT TO DEATH. WOMAN REVEALS MOUTH. VAMPIRE FANGS WITH BLOOD DRIPPING. SAVE WILDLIFE FROM HUMAN GREED.
13:53:25 3203.5	SONY HOME VIDEO (1981) CELEBRITY JOHN CLEESE SHOWS THE FEATURES OF VCR. KISSES RECORDER. TOUCHES HIS NOSE & TURNS INTO SOCCER PLAYER, VAMPIRE, BUSINESSMAN. FAST-FORWARD. SPEEDED-UP ACTION. SLOW MOTION OF SILLY WALKS FROM MONTY PYTHON. SPEEDS UP DELIVERY TO DEMONSTRATE FEATURES. BETACAM
13:54:11 3249.5	LEGO BUILDING BLOCKS (1980) WAR BETWEEN FANTASY CREATIONS. LEGO MOUSE IN FRONT OF MOUSE HOLE. LEGO CAT, DOG, DRAGON. FIRE ENGINE, SUBMARINE, SHOE, FISH, MISSILE. TOY
13:55:15 3313.5	HELO BLAU (1981) CELEBRITY JOHN CLEESE ASKS PEOPLE IS THEY USE HELO BLAU. FORCES MAN TO SAY HE USES IT. IN HOLLAND. ON THE STREET INTERVIEW. (BANKING-FINANCE-CABLE)
13:56:24 3382.5	HELO BLAU (1981) CELEBRITY JOHN CLEESE TALKS TO COUPLE. POLICEMEN COME & INTERRUPT COMMERCIAL. MAN GETS NOSE BLEED. LYING ON GROUND. ASIAN TOURISTS TAKE PICTURES. SPOKESMAN GIVES UP & WALKS AWAY. TRIES TO FIND PEOPLE WHO USE PRODUCT
13:57:31 3449.5	TRYGG HANSA INSURANCE (1972) "LITTLE OLD LADY". ESCAPES DISASTERS. BREAKS WINDOW WITH BALL. OLD LADY COMES OUT OF HOME IN EUROPEAN TOWN. ALMOST GETS POT OF FLOWERS DROPPED ON HER HEAD; WOODEN BARREL ROLLS DOWN ROAD, DESTROYS FRUIT STAND. PIANO ALMOST FALLS ON HER. SHE KICKS SOCCER BALL & IT BREAKS A WINDOW. SHE RUNS AWAY. "SOONER OR LATER, YOU NEED INSURANCE"