MS MAN IN SUIT & TIE SAYS "I WON'T BE INTERESTED"

MS MAN IN PHARMACY JACKET SAYING "THIS STORE STOCKS
STUFF OUR CUSTOMERS ASK FOR" & NODS "NOTHING DOING"

CU MAN IN SUIT & TIE SPEAKS INTO CAMERA "SORRY, BUT
WE ARE ALL SET IN OUR PROGRAM FOR THE NEXT 12
MONTHS, WHY DON'T YOU DROP BACK, SAY IN ABOUT A
YEAR FROM NOW."

ECU TALKING LIPS SAYING "I'M SORRY I MIGHT AS WELL
BE BLUNT, NO."

MS OPENS BRIEFCASE & PULLS INFLATED BALLOON FROM
THEREIN, CU OF BALLOON HAS WORD "OBJECTION" ON IT

MS OLD MAN IN UNIFORM STANDS OVER OPEN FREEZER
SPEAKING TO STORE OWNER WEARING APRON

MS AS OLD SALESMAN STARTS GOING THROUGH HIS
PORTFOLIO, THE STORE OWNER WALKS AWAY IN
FRUSTRATION

MS AS NARRATOR SPEAKS TO CAMERA THE BALLOON IN HIS
HAND INFLATES ITSELF. MAN HOLDS UP BALLOON WITH
WORD "OBJECTION" TO CAMERA

MS SALESMAN OPENS HIS PORTFOLIO AS STORE OWNER
WAITS

CU NARRATOR TAKES THE WORD "OBJECTION" MADE OUT
OF WIRE, FROM HIS BRIEFCASE & STRETCHES IT INTO A
STRAIGHT WIRE THEN FORMS IT INTO A QUESTION MARK
"CONVERT THE OBJECTION INTO A QUESTION" IS
SUPERIMPOSED ON SCREEN

MS ELDERLY WOMAN STANDS BY A STOVE WITH OPEN OVEN
DOOR SPEAKING TO ELDERLY SALESMAN

MS WOMAN BENDS & PLACES TURKEY IN OVEN PLEASED
THAT IT FIT. SALES PULLS OUT ORDER BLANK

MS NARRATOR OPENS BRIEFCASE & PULLS OUT A PILLOW
"SOFTEN YOUR ANSWER" APPEARS ON SCREEN. NARRATOR
CRUSHES PILLOW WITH BOTH HANDS

MS 2 ELDERLY MEN CONVERSE/ARGUE AT DESK

CU NARRATOR (MAN) PULLS GIANT ICE CUBE OUT OF
BRIEFCASE

CU ELDERLY MAN WITH GLASSES TAKES BREATH OF
DISGUST PUFFING CHEEKS

MS MAN PULLS OUT FAKE BEARD FROM BRIEFCASE

MS CUSTOMER WALKS AWAY FROM SALESPERSON HOLDING
PIPE

CU MONTAGE OF MEN WEARING FAKE MUSTACHES & BEARDS
SPEAKING INTO CAMERA

MS MAN PULLS 2 BUTCHER KNIVES FROM BRIEFCASE